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Offline CC27

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My Loyalist Voter Pledge
« on: March 02, 2015, 04:16:15 PM »
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My Loyalist Voter Pledge


I, (Scootaloo) am a registered Democrat, and hereby pledge that I will deliver my vote unto the most Liberal / Progressive / Left candidate possible on the ballot for the Democratic Party Primary in 2016. I make this pledge on the grounds that my principles, views, and standards are centered around left-wing and liberal ideologies, and with the understanding that these precepts are the only ones that can lead our nation to greatness, prosperity, and justice.

Further, I pledge that in the 2016 General Election, I will cast my vote for President of the United States of America to the most liberal / progressive / left candidate on that ballot as well, for the same reasons as outlined above, regardless of the party affiliation of that candidate. I say this because I have learned that party is no sure indicator of principle or position; only actual principle and position are.

However, I hereby and forthwith make it known to all that it is my sincere hope that I will be casting a ballot for the same person in both the 2016 Democratic Party Primaries, and the 2016 General election. Failing that, then i hope for the same party. If I am unable to do so, owing to my above pledge to the most liberal candidate available, then I must make the assumption it is due to the efforts of other voters to prevent and block a sufficiently strong liberal / progressive / left candidate from representing the Democratic Party in the general election.

Signed,

Scootaloo

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Re: My Loyalist Voter Pledge
« Reply #1 on: March 02, 2015, 04:20:35 PM »
ScootingOnTheCarpet's 'pledge' includes a hope.

Just like a DUmmy, pledging to hope for change.
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Re: My Loyalist Voter Pledge
« Reply #2 on: March 02, 2015, 04:26:46 PM »
Shorter version: I will vote for the communist in the primary and whichever democrat(ic) wins the nomination for the general.

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Re: My Loyalist Voter Pledge
« Reply #3 on: March 02, 2015, 04:29:28 PM »
Shorter version: I will vote for the communist in the primary and whichever democrat(ic) wins the nomination for the general.

I will give my vote to the person who gives me the most free shit.

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Re: My Loyalist Voter Pledge
« Reply #4 on: March 02, 2015, 06:24:29 PM »
I will give my vote to the person who gives me the most free shit.

H5 for boiling it right down.
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Re: My Loyalist Voter Pledge
« Reply #5 on: March 02, 2015, 06:46:08 PM »
Scootaloo is not the Dummy's real name.
Therefore scoot is not bound by his pledge.
There were only two options for gender. At last count there are at least 12, according to libs. By that standard, I'm a male lesbian.