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Offline CC27

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know who has chickens?
« on: March 02, 2015, 12:06:16 PM »
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know who has chickens?


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This dude right here.
2 barred rocks (alice and trixie)and 2 black rocks (Lucy and ethyl)
I bought a used coop and turned it into a 4 bedroom chicken mansion and after I was sure they were homed to it I opened the doors and my beautiful ladies now have the run of the back yard.
They spend the day taking dirt baths eating weeds and hunting bugs.
I got them at 8 weeks and we are around 20 weeks now.
Soon I will have fresh eggs and I have no shortage of people on my egg list.

Is this big mo's DUmmie cousin?

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Re: know who has chickens?
« Reply #1 on: March 02, 2015, 12:32:58 PM »
You know what they say about the difference between kinky and perverse.

Kinky is when you use a feather during sex. Perverse is when you use the whole chicken.

This DUmmy is raising him some stump-broke hens.
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Re: know who has chickens?
« Reply #2 on: March 02, 2015, 12:48:30 PM »
Quote from: Big Dog on March 02, 2015, 12:32:58 PM
You know what they say about the difference between kinky and perverse.

Kinky is when you use a feather during sex. Perverse is when you use the whole chicken.

This DUmmy is raising him some stump-broke hens.

Kinda sounds that way.  It also sounds like he doesn't really have a clue about just how many eggs he can really expect from only four chickens.
« Last Edit: March 02, 2015, 03:48:56 PM by DumbAss Tanker »
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Re: know who has chickens?
« Reply #3 on: March 02, 2015, 12:49:45 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on March 02, 2015, 12:48:30 PM
Kinda sounds that way.  It also sounds like he doesn't really have a clue about just how many eggs he can really expect from only two chickens.

Just like a DUmmy.

I expect he'll choke those chickens when they don't put out for him the way he wants.
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Re: know who has chickens?
« Reply #4 on: March 02, 2015, 01:02:13 PM »
Maybe SwampG8r could sell some of his chickens to Al Sharpton, if he fries them first then puts them in a bucket...

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2015/03/01/check-out-who-just-called-al-sharpton-the-least-expensive-negro-and-added-just-give-him-50000-and-a-bucket-of-chicken-and-were-good/

So it's not just about race extortion, it's about how much you can extort, using race as a pretext.


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Re: know who has chickens?
« Reply #5 on: March 02, 2015, 07:31:46 PM »
Got 25 meats birds coming in the next few days. They will put out!
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Re: know who has chickens?
« Reply #6 on: March 02, 2015, 08:00:32 PM »
With 4 chickens he's going to corner the egg market.....just wait until he figures out they're all gay roosters.
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Re: know who has chickens?
« Reply #7 on: March 02, 2015, 08:51:30 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on March 02, 2015, 08:00:32 PM
With 4 chickens he's going to corner the egg market.....just wait until he figures out they're all gay roosters.

 :rotf:   :lol:

At 20 weeks, he's about to find out Alice, Trixie, Lucy, and Ethyl are really Al, Tommy, Larry and Earl.    :rotf:
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Re: know who has chickens?
« Reply #8 on: March 02, 2015, 08:56:38 PM »
Quote from: diesel driver on March 02, 2015, 08:51:30 PM
:rotf:   :lol:

At 20 weeks, he's about to find out Alice, Trixie, Lucy, and Ethyl are really Al, Tommy, Larry and Earl.    :rotf:

To the moon Alice !
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Re: know who has chickens?
« Reply #9 on: March 02, 2015, 10:02:43 PM »
Quote from: diesel driver on March 02, 2015, 08:51:30 PM
:rotf:   :lol:

At 20 weeks, he's about to find out Alice, Trixie, Lucy, and Ethyl are really Al, Tommy, Larry and Earl.    :rotf:

They keep sticking their little peckers in the wrong place.

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Re: know who has chickens?
« Reply #10 on: March 03, 2015, 01:56:02 AM »
Quote from: Big Dog on March 02, 2015, 12:49:45 PM
Just like a DUmmy.

I expect he'll choke those chickens when they don't put out for him the way he wants.
Then cut them open to take them ALL.
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Re: know who has chickens?
« Reply #11 on: March 03, 2015, 09:11:28 AM »
Quote from: Skul on March 03, 2015, 01:56:02 AM
Then cut them open to take them ALL.

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Re: know who has chickens?
« Reply #12 on: March 03, 2015, 03:48:17 PM »
Quote from: Skul on March 03, 2015, 01:56:02 AM
Then cut them open to take them ALL.

All your eggs, they are Skul's !
Then Skul will give them to his flying squirrels !
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Re: know who has chickens?
« Reply #13 on: March 04, 2015, 07:36:36 PM »
Quote from: obumazombie on March 03, 2015, 03:48:17 PM
All your eggs, they are Skul's !
Then Skul will give them to his flying squirrels !

This DUmmie intends to corner the market for rooster eggs.   :rotf:
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Re: know who has chickens?
« Reply #14 on: March 04, 2015, 07:53:20 PM »
Quote from: diesel driver on March 04, 2015, 07:36:36 PM
This DUmmie intends to corner the market for rooster eggs.   :rotf:

Here's the rooster carrying the squirrel...



Here's the squirrel carrying the rooster egg.





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Re: know who has chickens?
« Reply #15 on: March 05, 2015, 12:32:32 PM »
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6. how do four chickens named alice, trixie, ethel, and lucy make eggs?

Don't Ricky and Ralph need to be home?

Question: Just exactly what kind of Doctor is this Jerk?
 




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Re: know who has chickens?
« Reply #16 on: March 05, 2015, 12:37:55 PM »
Quote from: obumazombie on March 04, 2015, 07:53:20 PM
Here's the rooster carrying the squirrel...



Here's the squirrel carrying the rooster egg.




That must be a European rooster.
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Re: know who has chickens?
« Reply #17 on: March 05, 2015, 05:50:06 PM »
I just wet myself a little.   :lmao:  :rotf:
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Re: know who has chickens?
« Reply #18 on: March 05, 2015, 08:02:40 PM »
Quote from: fatboy on March 05, 2015, 12:32:32 PM
Question: Just exactly what kind of Doctor is this Jerk?

He is either a DJ or a failed to make the NBA b-ball star.  :tongue:
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Re: know who has chickens?
« Reply #19 on: March 05, 2015, 08:52:32 PM »
Quote from: fatboy on March 05, 2015, 12:32:32 PM
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Well, he sure ain't no vet.

He must hold a PhD in DUmbassery.
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Re: know who has chickens?
« Reply #20 on: March 06, 2015, 07:13:15 AM »
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Re: know who has chickens?
« Reply #21 on: June 11, 2015, 06:17:30 PM »
Wonder if the asshat is having eggs? I'm having split apple wood smoked chicken!
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Re: know who has chickens?
« Reply #22 on: June 11, 2015, 07:57:54 PM »
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Here's the rooster carrying the squirrel...

That squirrel is a weasel, and that bird is soon to be his lunch.
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