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thunderthighs not ashamed of getting drunk
« on: February 28, 2015, 09:12:45 PM »
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Oh my.

The husband must be somewhere else today.

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fizzgig (22,088 posts)    Sat Feb 28, 2015, 04:28 PM

i am watching my dad's house and decided to pay myself in vodka
 
the bottle of absolut has been sitting there for at year, so i figure neither he nor my sister will care as long as i leave the grey goose alone.

i have no where to go today and i'm totally not ashamed of day drinking. 

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CaliforniaPeggy (113,973 posts)    Sat Feb 28, 2015, 04:31 PM

1. Sounds reasonable to me, my dear fizzgig!
 
Enjoy your absolut.

Cheers! 

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fizzgig (22,088 posts)     Sat Feb 28, 2015, 04:39 PM

3. it's healthy because i'm mixing it with juice
 
right? 

hope you're having a lovely day, miss peggy

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CaliforniaPeggy (113,973 posts)    Sat Feb 28, 2015, 04:40 PM

5. Juice is good stuff!
 
I am having a lovely day, and thank you, dear fizzgig!

The sun's out, the clouds are white and fluffy and it should be raining tonight! 

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ret5hd (10,721 posts)    Sat Feb 28, 2015, 04:38 PM

2. What area? If it's close, I'll be there in about 20 minutes!
 
If it's far, wait up! I'll be there as fast as I can!

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fizzgig (22,088 posts)    Sat Feb 28, 2015, 04:40 PM

4. i'll try to save you some
 
but no promises 

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ret5hd (10,721 posts)    Sat Feb 28, 2015, 07:22 PM

29. Im only 30 minutes away!!! SLOW DOWN!!!

Well, thunderthighs' husband's away, so the primitive'd better get what he can, all he can, as quick as he can.

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magical thyme (10,120 posts)    Sat Feb 28, 2015, 05:12 PM

6. oooh...save a little for me
 
Do you have some grape juice? I like it best with grape juice

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fizzgig (22,088 posts)    Sat Feb 28, 2015, 05:24 PM

7. rockin' pineapple orange juice
 
never mixed with grape, but that sounds tasty. i would even drop a bit of seltzer in it. 

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magical thyme (10,120 posts)    Sat Feb 28, 2015, 05:31 PM

8. mmmm...pineapple orange will do.
 
Grape is best though. I tried it for a change from vodka and oj

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fizzgig (22,088 posts)    Sat Feb 28, 2015, 05:42 PM

9. i love grape juice
 
i'll have to give it a go.

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Initech (47,433 posts)    Sat Feb 28, 2015, 06:08 PM

10. Nothing wrong with day drinking!,
 
You got any tonic water?

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fizzgig (22,088 posts)    Sat Feb 28, 2015, 06:10 PM

11. no tonic
 
just a rapidly dwindling supply of juice. eff.

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Skittles (98,471 posts)    Sat Feb 28, 2015, 06:19 PM

12. as long as you won't be driving anywhere
 
it's all good

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fizzgig (22,088 posts)    Sat Feb 28, 2015, 06:32 PM

15. no driving
 
although i may try to cajole someone into bringing me more juice.

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cwydro (16,060 posts)   Sat Feb 28, 2015, 06:27 PM

13. What are you watching the house do?
 
Is it performing?

Vodka is always a good idea

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fizzgig (22,088 posts)    Sat Feb 28, 2015, 06:35 PM

17. making sure it stays warm and doesn't burn down
 
primary heat is a wood stove, plus there are spoiled kittehs to feed.

yay vodka 

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In_The_Wind (60,277 posts)    Sat Feb 28, 2015, 06:35 PM

16. Sounds like a good plan.
 
My vodka is in the freezer. There is a bottle of Kahlua on the counter. I'll get around to mixing 'em one of these days.  Enjoy your hard earned payment.

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fizzgig (22,088 posts)    Sat Feb 28, 2015, 06:37 PM

19. one of my employees gave me a bottle of homemade kaluah for the holidays
 
that didn't last long

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cwydro (16,060 posts)    Sat Feb 28, 2015, 06:43 PM

22. How does one make homemade Kahlua?
 
Enquiring minds want to know.

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fizzgig (22,088 posts)   Sat Feb 28, 2015, 06:55 PM

27. i don't have the foggiest
 
i just know it's good.

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valerief (43,447 posts)    Sat Feb 28, 2015, 06:53 PM

26. What, no bourbon?

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fizzgig (22,088 posts)    Sat Feb 28, 2015, 06:57 PM

28. lost my taste for that some time ago
 
unless you're talking bourbon balls. i will eat the shit out of those.

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ret5hd (10,721 posts)    Sat Feb 28, 2015, 07:27 PM

32. Bourbon balls...scotch balls...rum balls...what you want me to dip them in?

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fizzgig (22,088 posts)    Sat Feb 28, 2015, 07:28 PM

33. roll those suckers in sugar
 
i'll be gold.
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Re: thunderthighs not ashamed of getting drunk
« Reply #1 on: February 28, 2015, 09:19:02 PM »
Oh.... Thought you were talking about Hillary.

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Re: thunderthighs not ashamed of getting drunk
« Reply #2 on: February 28, 2015, 09:28:24 PM »
Oh.... Thought you were talking about Hillary.

 O-)

It's pathetic, what her gut bombs and boozing and doping and taking dropsy-causing pharmaceuticals have done to the fizzy one.

She's shorter, and has a slighter body frame than I do, and has never borne infants, which would be a reasonable excuse for adding on pounds.....but according to her latest self-posted photographs, she's grown elephantine thighs, thicker than franksolich's.

They're now behemothic enough to prop up even the LynneSin primitive.
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Re: thunderthighs not ashamed of getting drunk
« Reply #3 on: February 28, 2015, 09:36:09 PM »
Fizzy is fatter, drunker, and more stupid than ever.
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Re: thunderthighs not ashamed of getting drunk
« Reply #4 on: February 28, 2015, 09:47:30 PM »
Fizzy is fatter, drunker, and more stupid than ever.

That could be a Dean Wormer quote !
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Re: thunderthighs not ashamed of getting drunk
« Reply #5 on: February 28, 2015, 10:09:36 PM »
When given the choice between taking care of yourself or getting drunk/stoned a primitive will always choose the latter and then bitch about how unfair life is.

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Re: thunderthighs not ashamed of getting drunk
« Reply #6 on: February 28, 2015, 10:11:20 PM »
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CaliforniaPeggy (113,973 posts)    Sat Feb 28, 2015, 04:31 PM

1. Sounds reasonable to me, my dear fizzgig!
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Re: thunderthighs not ashamed of getting drunk
« Reply #7 on: February 28, 2015, 10:36:36 PM »
It's pathetic, what her gut bombs and boozing and doping and taking dropsy-causing pharmaceuticals have done to the fizzy one.

She's shorter, and has a slighter body frame than I do, and has never borne infants, which would be a reasonable excuse for adding on pounds.....but according to her latest self-posted photographs, she's grown elephantine thighs, thicker than franksolich's.

They're now behemothic enough to prop up even the LynneSin primitive.

wait... are you talking about Hillary now?
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Re: thunderthighs not ashamed of getting drunk
« Reply #8 on: February 28, 2015, 10:39:52 PM »
Fizzy is fatter, drunker, and more stupid than ever.

What makes me ROTFLOL is whenever thunderthighs insists she's on only one mood-altering pharmaceutical, some drug prescribed by a physician to mellow her out from her female complaints.

Apparently she doesn't consider booze, beer, dope, and sugar-laden gut bombs as drugs.

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Re: thunderthighs not ashamed of getting drunk
« Reply #9 on: February 28, 2015, 10:44:38 PM »
She has employees?  I thought she was perpetually unemployed.

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Re: thunderthighs not ashamed of getting drunk
« Reply #10 on: February 28, 2015, 10:50:26 PM »
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fizzgig (22,088 posts)    Sat Feb 28, 2015, 04:28 PM
... i'm totally not ashamed of day drinking.

No shit.

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Re: thunderthighs not ashamed of getting drunk
« Reply #11 on: February 28, 2015, 11:07:53 PM »
She has employees?  I thought she was perpetually unemployed.

She's a supervisor at a call center.  It's her husband who bounces from job to job.

They live in Colorado, some city north of Denver.

And she's betrayed her real attitudes, in that subconscious Freudian slip.

"My" employees--as if she owns them, as if these human beings are property of hers.

I've had people work under my supervision, but I've never considered them "mine;" they were always "the staff" or "the workforce" or "the other people in the office" or somesuch.

A lot of primitives do that; "my employees," "my staff," "my secretary," and so on.

<<<has had secretaries before--although not recently--and always referred to them by their name, not as "my secretary."

<<<doesn't have the slave-owning mentality primitives do.
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Re: thunderthighs not ashamed of getting drunk
« Reply #12 on: February 28, 2015, 11:16:12 PM »
I can just see a homeless future for the Fizzy one. She is destroying herself.

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Re: thunderthighs not ashamed of getting drunk
« Reply #13 on: March 01, 2015, 12:41:39 AM »
I can just see a homeless future for the Fizzy one. She is destroying herself.

But that's a good thing.

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Re: thunderthighs not ashamed of getting drunk
« Reply #14 on: March 01, 2015, 09:29:41 AM »
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39. i totally just rocked out
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Re: thunderthighs not ashamed of getting drunk
« Reply #15 on: March 01, 2015, 09:50:09 AM »
Quote from: fizzgig (22,088 posts)
    Sat Feb 28, 2015, 06:57 PM

28. lost my taste for that some time ago
 
unless you're talking bourbon balls. i will eat the shit out of those.

That has got to be one of the most poorly written phrases I have ever read...  :rofl:


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Re: thunderthighs not ashamed of getting drunk
« Reply #16 on: March 01, 2015, 11:11:35 AM »
That could be a Dean Wormer quote !

"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son."

Unless you're a DUmmie, then it's the ONLY way to go through life.   :lol:
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Re: thunderthighs not ashamed of getting drunk
« Reply #17 on: March 01, 2015, 11:15:30 AM »
Yes, we all know how sound CalPeg's judgement is.

Sound as a bell, my dear Chris...   :wink:   :rotf:

And now    :bolt:
Murphy's 3rd Law:  "You can't make anything 'idiot DUmmie proof'.  The world will just create a better idiot DUmmie."

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Re: thunderthighs not ashamed of getting drunk
« Reply #18 on: March 01, 2015, 11:27:01 AM »
Sound as a bell, my dear Chris...   :wink:   :rotf:

And now    :bolt:

As in...Clara bell ?
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Re: thunderthighs not ashamed of getting drunk
« Reply #19 on: March 01, 2015, 12:51:40 PM »
Murphy's 3rd Law:  "You can't make anything 'idiot DUmmie proof'.  The world will just create a better idiot DUmmie."

Liberals are like Slinkys.  Basically useless, but they do bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs...
 
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Re: thunderthighs not ashamed of getting drunk
« Reply #20 on: March 01, 2015, 06:11:37 PM »
Does this Dummy only post when she's drinking?

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Re: thunderthighs not ashamed of getting drunk
« Reply #21 on: March 01, 2015, 06:17:19 PM »
Does this Dummy only post when she's drinking?

Or smoking pot, which covers the days ending in 'y'.
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Re: thunderthighs not ashamed of getting drunk
« Reply #22 on: March 01, 2015, 07:49:07 PM »
Or smoking pot, which covers the days ending in 'y'.

No liquor in Fizz's house, or groceries.

She spends it all on dope.

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Re: thunderthighs not ashamed of getting drunk
« Reply #23 on: March 01, 2015, 07:59:18 PM »
No liquor in Fizz's house, or groceries.

She spends it all on dope.

Yeah, she went to Daddy's house, drank his vodka, and ate his groceries. 

Kind of like Goldilocks, but with a shaved head and thunderous thighs.
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Re: thunderthighs not ashamed of getting drunk
« Reply #24 on: March 02, 2015, 01:11:59 AM »
After seeing pictures of her in the past, I wonder if any Dummy looks good...