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Beware the Rabid Chipmunk!
« on: February 26, 2015, 06:11:31 PM »
It was my own damn fault, really. I scheduled my annual eye exam and a root canal on the same day.

The optometrist dilated my eyes, then the dentist wreaked holy hell in my mouth. When I left the dentist's office, I looked like this:



The left side of my face is numb from my neck to the top of my ear. I drool when I talk - even more than usual.

So, then I sent the picture to Sue - yes, our own lovely njpines. She sent this in reply:



All I have to say is, "beware the rabid chipmunk!"

Drool, drool.
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Re: Beware the Rabid Chipmink!
« Reply #1 on: February 26, 2015, 06:17:46 PM »
:panic: :tongue:

C'mere and give me a big, drool-y kiss, Chip (yes, he was the smart one)!
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Re: Beware the Rabid Chipmink!
« Reply #2 on: February 26, 2015, 09:01:30 PM »
Quote from: njpines on February 26, 2015, 06:17:46 PM
:panic: :tongue:

C'mere and give me a big, drool-y kiss, Chip (yes, he was the smart one)!
Was it Chip and Dale, or Chippendale ?
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Re: Beware the Rabid Chipmink!
« Reply #3 on: February 27, 2015, 12:09:22 PM »
Quote from: obumazombie on February 26, 2015, 09:01:30 PM
Was it Chip and Dale, or Chippendale ?

If the latter, I'd tip him well!  :-)
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Re: Beware the Rabid Chipmunk!
« Reply #4 on: February 27, 2015, 01:52:52 PM »
What a difference a day makes.

Last night, I couldn't eat a Chicken McNugget, but today I'm ready for some prime rib, hot and juicy!
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Re: Beware the Rabid Chipmunk!
« Reply #5 on: February 27, 2015, 03:08:01 PM »
ah yes, prime rib, my favorite. Especially grilled just medium rare, so hot and juicy. I think I'll have it in July on my birthday  :-)
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Re: Beware the Rabid Chipmunk!
« Reply #6 on: February 27, 2015, 03:11:15 PM »
Quote from: njpines on February 27, 2015, 03:08:01 PM
ah yes, prime rib, my favorite. Especially grilled just medium rare, so hot and juicy. I think I'll have it in July on my birthday  :-)

That sounds like the perfect way to celebrate a birthday!
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Re: Beware the Rabid Chipmunk!
« Reply #7 on: February 27, 2015, 03:15:22 PM »
Quote from: Big Dog on February 27, 2015, 03:11:15 PM
That sounds like the perfect way to celebrate a birthday!

 :naughty:
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Grow your own dope -- plant a Democrat!

"We will preserve for our children (America), the last best hope of man on earth, or we will sentence them to take the first step into a thousand years of darkness. If we fail, at least let our children and our children's children say of us we justified our brief moment here. We did all that could be done."  -- Ronald Reagan.

"Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you." -- Quest for the Holy Grail
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