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Re: subway cat wonders why she bothers living
« Reply #50 on: February 26, 2015, 10:56:34 PM »
Quote from: delilahmused on February 25, 2015, 04:22:58 PM
It's not just transgender, it's trans-species. I don't think even the left has a way of dealing with that. It wouldn't matter what the hell it is, it would still bitch & moan and expect everything to be taken care of for it. You could put that thing in it's own gated mansion with a cat box the size of an Olympic swimming pool with a personal pooper scooper, counselors 24/7 so that it could whine whenever it wanted, personal huggers to feel sorry for it, chefs to open cans of Fancy Feast whenever it felt like eating, the most beautiful tree to eat beneath, all the shelter cats it could rescue for companionship, every single medication it thinks it should be on, an endless supply of doting boyfriends who get off of freaks, a personal tattoo & piercing artist & hair stylest (who specializes in rainbow mohawks), every government program that's ever been invented with quadruple benefits and it still wouldn't be happy. DUmmies are living proof there are some people who are only content when their wallowing in their own misery. DUmmies are too self absorbed to live any other way. UGP just encapsulates every single issue every single one of those folks has, on steroids.

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I think we are going to see Subway Cat in the news and for a bad reason.
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Re: subway cat wonders why she bothers living
« Reply #51 on: February 26, 2015, 11:21:32 PM »
Quote from: Ptarmigan on February 26, 2015, 10:56:34 PM
I think we are going to see Subway Cat in the news and for a bad reason.

If it happens, Fox News will bring in Jack Hanna for expert commentary.
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Re: subway cat wonders why she bothers living
« Reply #52 on: February 26, 2015, 11:48:43 PM »
Quote from: Big Dog on February 26, 2015, 11:21:32 PM
If it happens, Fox News will bring in Jack Hanna for expert commentary.

Animal gone really wild.
 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Re: subway cat wonders why she bothers living
« Reply #53 on: February 27, 2015, 12:06:45 AM »
Quote from: Ptarmigan on February 26, 2015, 11:48:43 PM
Animal gone really wild.
 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

She dreams of being shot in the ass with a tranquilizer dart, and waking up with a radio collar and an ear tag.
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Re: subway cat wonders why she bothers living
« Reply #54 on: February 27, 2015, 12:10:55 AM »
Quote from: Big Dog on February 27, 2015, 12:06:45 AM
She dreams of being shot in the ass with a tranquilizer dart, and waking up with a radio collar and an ear tag.
Kinky.
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Re: subway cat wonders why she bothers living
« Reply #55 on: February 27, 2015, 01:01:22 AM »
Quote from: Chris_ on February 27, 2015, 12:10:55 AM
Kinky.
You obviously haven't seen her? latest photograph, no?
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Re: subway cat wonders why she bothers living
« Reply #56 on: February 27, 2015, 05:35:28 PM »
Quote from: Big Dog on February 27, 2015, 12:06:45 AM
She dreams of being shot in the ass with a tranquilizer dart, and waking up with a radio collar and an ear tag.

Wouldn't have to be a marksman to make that shot.   :whistling:
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Re: subway cat wonders why she bothers living
« Reply #57 on: February 27, 2015, 08:03:12 PM »
Not even facebook as an appropriate category for it:
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/02/15/the-complete-glossary-of-facebook-s-51-gender-options.html

I don't know, I've read the list and there's a lot of overlap there. It's absolutely insane.

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Re: subway cat wonders why she bothers living
« Reply #58 on: February 27, 2015, 08:29:47 PM »
Quote from: delilahmused on February 27, 2015, 08:03:12 PM
Not even facebook as an appropriate category for it:
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/02/15/the-complete-glossary-of-facebook-s-51-gender-options.html

I don't know, I've read the list and there's a lot of overlap there. It's absolutely insane.

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One thing for certain, UGP is in a category all to his/her/its self.   :rotf:
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