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Re: subway cat wonders why she bothers living
« Reply #25 on: February 25, 2015, 01:10:22 PM »
Quote from: Movie buff- The Sequel on February 25, 2015, 12:16:01 PM

You have the subway pegged, to a tee.  Bull's-eye.

About the only useful work the subway cat's capable of doing is stripping herself naked and crouching in cage, being put on public display at five bucks a peek.

That, or donning one of those orange fluorescent vests and picking up litter from the sidewalks and streets.
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Re: subway cat wonders why she bothers living
« Reply #26 on: February 25, 2015, 02:30:05 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on February 25, 2015, 05:47:21 AM
Uh, normally, yes; decent and civilized people find themselves moved by the plight of the mentally ill, and feel badly for them.

However, the subway cat's a special case.

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The subway cat's a long-timer on Skins's island; many of us are intimately familiar with her.

She has no, I repeat, no, redeeming values for society.  She's never contributed a thing to humanity, and obviously doesn't intend to.

Her sole reason for existence is to be a burden on others, beginning with her mother and her sisters, and then the rest of us paying her bills.

I'm not God, and really, have no right to pass judgement, but I'm human, and tend to get irked at people who "demand" that the rest of us wipe their soiled asses, because they're "too special" to be bothered doing such an onerous chore themselves, such as not only being self-reliant, but also being an asset to mankind.

The subway cat hasn't gotten a tenth, or even a hundredth, of what she really deserves.

Several times in the past, I've suggested to Skins, both directly and here in the DUmpster, that he vett mentally-ill primitives before allowing them to hang around Skins's island, perhaps requiring a note from a medical professional assuring him it's okay for the primitive to appear in public, to post comments.

I suspect that the subway cat is deliberately and wantonly disregarding the advice and counsel of her psychiatrists, psychologists, social workers, case handlers, therapists, and guardians, who think, in their professional opinions, that hanging with the primitives is not good for her, and so she shouldn't be.

Wow. I didn't realize there was so many topics attributed to this particular Dummy...

So she's a she, who wants to be a he??? 
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Re: subway cat wonders why she bothers living
« Reply #27 on: February 25, 2015, 02:33:44 PM »
Quote from: HawkHogan on February 25, 2015, 02:30:05 PM
Wow. I didn't realize there was so many topics attributed to this particular Dummy...

So she's a she, who wants to be a he???

But she also thinks she is a male panther trapped in a human female form.  She is all kinds of ****ed up.
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Re: subway cat wonders why she bothers living
« Reply #28 on: February 25, 2015, 03:08:48 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on February 25, 2015, 02:33:44 PM
But she also thinks she is a male panther trapped in a human female form.  She is all kinds of ****ed up.

Back in the day, a lobotomy would be in order...
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Re: subway cat wonders why she bothers living
« Reply #29 on: February 25, 2015, 03:16:38 PM »
Quote from: HawkHogan on February 25, 2015, 03:08:48 PM
Back in the day, a lobotomy would be in order...

Or spaying and declawing, at the very least.
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Re: subway cat wonders why she bothers living
« Reply #30 on: February 25, 2015, 04:16:57 PM »
Quote from: HawkHogan on February 25, 2015, 03:08:48 PM
Back in the day, a lobotomy would be in order...

A 230-grain lobotomy . . .
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Re: subway cat wonders why she bothers living
« Reply #31 on: February 25, 2015, 04:22:58 PM »
Quote from: HawkHogan on February 25, 2015, 03:03:06 AM
I do feel bad for him/him. The problem is that the Left has told trans people that they are normal and the rest of normal citizens are bigots.  They should be getting help, not celebrated.

It's not just transgender, it's trans-species. I don't think even the left has a way of dealing with that. It wouldn't matter what the hell it is, it would still bitch & moan and expect everything to be taken care of for it. You could put that thing in it's own gated mansion with a cat box the size of an Olympic swimming pool with a personal pooper scooper, counselors 24/7 so that it could whine whenever it wanted, personal huggers to feel sorry for it, chefs to open cans of Fancy Feast whenever it felt like eating, the most beautiful tree to eat beneath, all the shelter cats it could rescue for companionship, every single medication it thinks it should be on, an endless supply of doting boyfriends who get off of freaks, a personal tattoo & piercing artist & hair stylest (who specializes in rainbow mohawks), every government program that's ever been invented with quadruple benefits and it still wouldn't be happy. DUmmies are living proof there are some people who are only content when their wallowing in their own misery. DUmmies are too self absorbed to live any other way. UGP just encapsulates every single issue every single one of those folks has, on steroids.

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Re: subway cat wonders why she bothers living
« Reply #32 on: February 25, 2015, 06:58:04 PM »
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undergroundpanther (11,776 posts)   Fri Feb 20, 2015, 04:28 AM

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Hi Puddy Tat Kat!  How's the udders hanging... oh wait. Sorry. My bad.  Long day.  Get any new ink done since last time we met? No?  Well anyway...Dr. Perky is here to help! Go to the nearest tall building, one that is at least 5 stories tall, go up to the roof and jump off.

Problem solved!

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Re: subway cat wonders why she bothers living
« Reply #33 on: February 25, 2015, 08:08:58 PM »
Quote from: I_B_Perky on February 25, 2015, 06:58:04 PM
Hi Puddy Tat Kat!  How's the udders hanging... oh wait. Sorry. My bad.  Long day.  Get any new ink done since last time we met? No?  Well anyway...Dr. Perky is here to help! Go to the nearest tall building, one that is at least 5 stories tall, go up to the roof and jump off.

Problem solved!

5 cents please.

Maybe we could talk he/she/it into climbing to the top of the old Dunbar Toll Bridge, and doing a full gainer with a half twist into the Kanawha River
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Re: subway cat wonders why she bothers living
« Reply #34 on: February 25, 2015, 08:12:16 PM »
Quote from: diesel driver on February 25, 2015, 08:08:58 PM
Maybe we could talk he/she/it into climbing to the top of the old Dunbar Toll Bridge, and doing a full gainer with a half twist into the Kanawha River

There's gor to be a lot of ice in that river. I wonder if she'd land on her feet.
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Re: subway cat wonders why she bothers living
« Reply #35 on: February 25, 2015, 08:31:04 PM »
Quote from: diesel driver on February 25, 2015, 08:08:58 PM
Maybe we could talk he/she/it into climbing to the top of the old Dunbar Toll Bridge, and doing a full gainer with a half twist into the Kanawha River

Can't. I think that bridge has a 20 ton weight limit on it.   :rotf:
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Re: subway cat wonders why she bothers living
« Reply #36 on: February 25, 2015, 08:34:36 PM »
Quote from: Big Dog on February 25, 2015, 08:12:16 PM
There's gor to be a lot of ice in that river. I wonder if she'd land on her feet.

However she landed I'm sure it would show up on some seismic station as an earthquake.
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Re: subway cat wonders why she bothers living
« Reply #37 on: February 25, 2015, 10:01:37 PM »
Arquette and Hitlery are beating the drum about equal pay for women.
The UGP needs some of that "equality".
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Re: subway cat wonders why she bothers living
« Reply #38 on: February 25, 2015, 10:04:34 PM »
Quote from: obumazombie on February 25, 2015, 10:01:37 PM
Arquette and Hitlery are beating the drum about equal pay for women.
The UGP needs some of that "equality".

Nope, s/h/it thinks they are a male animal, s/h/it doesn't deserve shit.
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Re: subway cat wonders why she bothers living
« Reply #39 on: February 25, 2015, 10:42:55 PM »
Perhaps you shouldn't have freaked yourself up with tats and hardware and made yourself unemployable, you ****ing psycho.
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Re: subway cat wonders why she bothers living
« Reply #40 on: February 25, 2015, 11:22:10 PM »
I wonder how many DUmmies have been in the crazy house.  :mental:
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Re: subway cat wonders why she bothers living
« Reply #41 on: February 25, 2015, 11:24:57 PM »
Quote from: Ptarmigan on February 25, 2015, 11:22:10 PM
I wonder how many DUmmies have been in the crazy house.  :mental:
I wonder how many haven't.  It seems to be a matter of pride at the DUmp that most of them are crazy or useless.
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Re: subway cat wonders why she bothers living
« Reply #42 on: February 25, 2015, 11:25:50 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on February 25, 2015, 11:24:57 PM
I wonder how many haven't.  It seems to be a matter of pride at the DUmp that most of them are crazy or useless.

If we brought back institutionalization of crazies, DU would cease to exist.
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Re: subway cat wonders why she bothers living
« Reply #43 on: February 25, 2015, 11:47:23 PM »
Quote from: Ptarmigan on February 25, 2015, 11:22:10 PM
I wonder how many DUmmies have been in the crazy house.  :mental:

I've always wondered if Skins is truly aware of how much the good name and reputation of his real-estate is, uh, impaired by his refusal to rein in some of the members.

And thus my suggestion that the mentally-ill primitives get a note from their physician, saying it's okay for them to post on Skins's island, before he allows them in.

Unrestrained, such primitives really do sully the name of Skins's island.

For example, comments by Atman, which are really stupid.  Perhaps Skins should put Atman's comments on some sort of "administrative hold" before they actually show up as comments, giving Skins time to evaluate what Atman's said, and to telephone his wife, telling her he's made an ass of himself again, and asking if it's okay with her that it get posted or not.

It hasn't been a problem lately, Skippy, the NYC_SKP primitive, being intemperate in his comments, telling the world how he really feels, but perhaps some sort of alcohol breath-analyzer should be attached his computer, and he has to be sober before he's allowed to post.

And as for BainsBane, Skins should demand that she install some sort of sensor on her computer, that allows her to post only if she's wearing a brassiere.
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Re: subway cat wonders why she bothers living
« Reply #44 on: February 26, 2015, 12:28:36 AM »
Quote from: franksolich on February 25, 2015, 11:47:23 PM
I've always wondered if Skins is truly aware of how much the good name and reputation of his real-estate is, uh, impaired by his refusal to rein in some of the members.

And thus my suggestion that the mentally-ill primitives get a note from their physician, saying it's okay for them to post on Skins's island, before he allows them in.

Unrestrained, such primitives really do sully the name of Skins's island.

For example, comments by Atman, which are really stupid.  Perhaps Skins should put Atman's comments on some sort of "administrative hold" before they actually show up as comments, giving Skins time to evaluate what Atman's said, and to telephone his wife, telling her he's made an ass of himself again, and asking if it's okay with her that it get posted or not.

It hasn't been a problem lately, Skippy, the NYC_SKP primitive, being intemperate in his comments, telling the world how he really feels, but perhaps some sort of alcohol breath-analyzer should be attached his computer, and he has to be sober before he's allowed to post.

And as for BainsBane, Skins should demand that she install some sort of sensor on her computer, that allows her to post only if she's wearing a brassiere.

Skinner is self-serving. I think he only cares about more traffic.
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Re: subway cat wonders why she bothers living
« Reply #45 on: February 26, 2015, 01:10:47 AM »
Quote from: I_B_Perky on February 25, 2015, 06:58:04 PM
Hi Puddy Tat Kat!  How's the udders hanging... oh wait. Sorry. My bad.  Long day.  Get any new ink done since last time we met? No?  Well anyway...Dr. Perky is here to help! Go to the nearest tall building, one that is at least 5 stories tall, go up to the roof and jump off.

Problem solved!

5 cents please.
She'd have to do it eight more times.
Does she get extra credit if she lands on all fours?
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Re: subway cat wonders why she bothers living
« Reply #46 on: February 26, 2015, 08:20:12 AM »
Quote from: Ptarmigan on February 25, 2015, 11:22:10 PM
I wonder how many DUmmies have been in the crazy house.  :mental:

Not enough, or at least, not long enough.   :lol:
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Re: subway cat wonders why she bothers living
« Reply #47 on: February 26, 2015, 09:18:23 PM »
Quote from: delilahmused on February 25, 2015, 04:22:58 PM
It's not just transgender, it's trans-species. I don't think even the left has a way of dealing with that. It wouldn't matter what the hell it is, it would still bitch & moan and expect everything to be taken care of for it. You could put that thing in it's own gated mansion with a cat box the size of an Olympic swimming pool with a personal pooper scooper, counselors 24/7 so that it could whine whenever it wanted, personal huggers to feel sorry for it, chefs to open cans of Fancy Feast whenever it felt like eating, the most beautiful tree to eat beneath, all the shelter cats it could rescue for companionship, every single medication it thinks it should be on, an endless supply of doting boyfriends who get off of freaks, a personal tattoo & piercing artist & hair stylest (who specializes in rainbow mohawks), every government program that's ever been invented with quadruple benefits and it still wouldn't be happy. DUmmies are living proof there are some people who are only content when their wallowing in their own misery. DUmmies are too self absorbed to live any other way. UGP just encapsulates every single issue every single one of those folks has, on steroids.

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Don't forget, it would also need a taxpayer- funded, on- call "Psychic/ Medium" to help it regularly communicate with Blackie the Ghost Chicken.
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Re: subway cat wonders why she bothers living
« Reply #48 on: February 26, 2015, 10:07:38 PM »
Quote from: Ptarmigan on February 25, 2015, 11:25:50 PM
If we brought back institutionalization of crazies, DU would cease to exist.

So...it's Reagan's fault that Skimmer is rolling in DUmmybucks?

It's common knowledge at the DUmp that Reagan closed the lunatic asylums, forcing them to live under bridges.
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Re: subway cat wonders why she bothers living
« Reply #49 on: February 26, 2015, 10:54:41 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on February 26, 2015, 10:07:38 PM
So...it's Reagan's fault that Skimmer is rolling in DUmmybucks?

It's common knowledge at the DUmp that Reagan closed the lunatic asylums, forcing them to live under bridges.

It is more complicated. What about David L. Bazelon.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_L._Bazelon
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