DUmmy Atman McGrath Discovers ISIS Is A CIA Hoax

[GOBUCKS]

Now that he's permanently unemployed, living off the labor of his wife, DUmmy Rob Atman McGrath has unlimited time to apply his intelligence to the world's problems. Lucky world.

Today he explains to the DUmp how ISIS is a fabrication of the Koch brothers and the CIA:

Mon Feb 16, 2015, 05:41 PM
Star Member Atman (28,415 posts)

We got bored with Al Q. So they invented ISIS.

With pleasant guys with British accents. Who'd like to go to the beach? Because the world is full of stupid idiots. Yay perpetual war! If you keep watching Fox and CNN, they'll keep supplying the story lines! And you don't even need to subscribe to HBO or Showtime!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10026235168
      

Mon Feb 16, 2015, 05:55 PM
Star Member Atman (28,415 posts)
4. No CT...do a bit of reading.

We is they.

No secret that our major news networks are basically government mouthpieces. Ratings were down for AQ. No one believed it anymore, so suddenly ISIS arises. Created by the for-profit wars we started. Lots of advertising dollars and MIC dollars at stake. When an old TV series gets cancelled, the networks just come up with a new version of the same old premise. Keep everyone enthralled. Keep 'em scared. Beach Blanket Beheadings is the latest movie, because we got tired of the same old desert. Now we're into WAR again!

If you don't believe Rob's theory, he'll break out the chicken wire and cinderblocks and prove it on video.

Mon Feb 16, 2015, 06:35 PM
Star Member pinto (106,096 posts)
6. Who beheaded some 20 or so Copts the other day? Did the media make that up?

Mon Feb 16, 2015, 07:02 PM
wildbilln864 (12,227 posts)
9. I would guess

the CIA is "they".

Mon Feb 16, 2015, 07:38 PM
Throd (5,480 posts)
14. Never happened. It was filmed at a sound stage in Burbank, done before a green screen.

Response to Atman (Reply #4)Tue Feb 17, 2015, 07:57 AM
Yorktown (70 posts)
23. Crickey. 'We' invented ISIS.

The CIA got bored not having enough foes to fight, it invented a new one.

To give it a nice local touch, the CIA invented beheadings.

And, to increase its funding, the CIA recruited ISIS members.

Next episode: Jack the Ripper was a FBI operative.

Mon Feb 16, 2015, 05:51 PM
dissentient (452 posts)
3. Just wait, if a terror attack happens in the USA, they will blame ISIS right away. And then,

we will be right back into the middle east with our troops, and back to where we started after 9/11. Yea, that would really suck, wouldn't it.

Remember how they immediately knew it was Al Queda right after 9/11? It was amazing, they already knew who did it after a day or so! Or maybe it was the same day even. Those passports of the terrorists somehow miraculously survived the plane blowing up and crashing into the towers and landed good as new to be picked up by our crack team of investigators. Hollywood couldn't have done a better plot line.

Mon Feb 16, 2015, 06:03 PM
Star Member Atman (28,415 posts)
5. Remember the video of Al Q in the desert playground, on the monkey bars?

They played that over and over and over and over. "LOOK! The evil guys are training on elementary school playground equipment!" And we -- the collective we, I don't include myself -- bought the whole line of bullshit.

They put on ninja masks, jumped out of holes and did the monkey bars. AAAAUUGUGGGUGUGUA! START A WAR!

Now we have very slick beach production with multiple camera angles and Hugh Grant doing the naration. AAUAUUUGUGUAUGUGUAAHHHHHH!

We clearly need another war. The profits from the last two have been tanking since we officially ended them.

Response to Atman (Original post)Mon Feb 16, 2015, 06:41 PM
gcomeau (4,352 posts)
7. "They" INVENTED ISIS?

Pleas return to wherever the rest of the tinfoil hat club are holding their monthly meeting.

Tue Feb 17, 2015, 07:30 AM
Star Member Atman (28,415 posts)
18. Our government would never lie.

Tue Feb 17, 2015, 02:41 PM
Star Member Atman (28,415 posts)
25. C'mon people! Now it's AQAP. I guess they expanded, or got a marketing consultant.

Americans, as stupid as we are, began to see through the Al Q bullshit...so now they merged with another terror cell and are called Al Qhowever you spell it Of the Arabian Peninsula. Same great taste, bold new packaging!

And ISIS has a magazine and a Facebook page where you can tag your photos and respond to their upcoming events.

OMG! Did you see that awesome beheading! (Where is the beheading emoji?).

Meanwhile, the MIC is making BILLIONS, the cable news companies are making billions, and we're cowering under our beds in fear of scary bogeymen jumping out of holes and doing the monkeybars, or marching dudes up the beach -- ferchrissake, there were more Beach Beheaders than there were Al Q! Where do you get these guys?

Perpetual fear. Perpetual war. Perpetual profit.

Response to Atman (Original post)Tue Feb 17, 2015, 02:47 PM
CoffeeCat (19,822 posts)
26. I was thinking today...

…what a fabricated boogey man this whole ISIS situation is. I am so glad to read that
someone else is saying it too.

If you also notice--Fox New and right-wing radio is working overtime to make sure that ISIS is
synonymous with ALL MUSLIMS. They are infuriated when Obama positions ISIS as an extremist group. The
messaging is clear--all Muslims are terrorists and they all want to kill us. Any other view is naive. They
drill and drill this meme into their listeners. Obviously, it's a concerted messaging tactic--all right-wing
media, including Fox News, is non-stop with this mantra.

The right wing (and the warmongering neocons) want ISIS and Muslims to be interchangeable. That
way, when they kill untold numbers of innocent Muslims--we just won't care. What's their plan…is what
I want to know. They're attempting to soften us up for some kind of neocon bloodbath.

Tue Feb 17, 2015, 03:02 PM
CoffeeCat (19,822 posts)
32. I'm surprised that fellow DUers doubt...

…that these warmongering sociopaths are lying to us and manipulating information--in order to get us into war.

Aren't these the same crazed lunatics who lied us into the Iraq war?

Response to Atman (Original post)Tue Feb 17, 2015, 03:32 PM
alarimer (13,187 posts)
37. So all those beheaded journalist and aid workers are a figment of imagination?

this is pretty ****ing disgusting.

[Carl]

Response to Atman (Reply #4)

Mon Feb 16, 2015, 07:05 PM

AverageJoe90 (10,453 posts)
11. Erm.....you do realize ISIS has been around since 1999, right?

Yes, that wasn't their name back then, but they were around:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jama%27at_al-Tawhid_wal-Jihad

Response to Atman (Original post)

Mon Feb 16, 2015, 07:44 PM

NuclearDem (10,656 posts)
17. ISIS has been around for a long time.

Pre-Arab Spring, pre-Iraq War, and even pre-9/11. They grew substantially in power due to the cluster**** of the Iraq invasion and the subsequent power vacuum in much of the country, and grew even more powerful with the cluster**** of the Syrian Civil War.

But tinfoil hat nonsense is more entertaining.

Lonely voices in a sea of darkness.

Guess Rob is saying that Clinton created them.

[franksolich]

Atman's pretty boring; he's nowhere near as entertaining as he used to be.

[SVPete]

Oh, come now! Everybody knows .......... Jack the Ripper is a Mossad agent!

[thundley4]

Mon Feb 16, 2015, 05:51 PM
dissentient (452 posts)
3. Just wait, if a terror attack happens in the USA, they will blame ISIS right away.

Not me. I'm gonna blame the ****ing Demonrats for shutting down DHS over funding Obama's illegal plan for illegal immigrants.  ****ing Demonrats don't give a shit about security, they just want those illegals being able to vote.

[JakeStyle]

Stuart Mackenzie: Well, it's a well known fact, Sonny Jim, that there's a secret society of the five wealthiest people in the world, known as The Pentavirate, who run everything in the world, including the newspapers, and meet tri-annually at a secret country mansion in Colorado, known as The Meadows.

Tony Giardino: So who's in this Pentavirate?

Stuart Mackenzie: The Queen, The Vatican, The Gettys, The Rothschilds, *and* Colonel Sanders before he went tits up. Oh, I hated the Colonel with is wee *beady* eyes, and that smug look on his face. "Oh, you're gonna buy my chicken! Ohhhhh!"

Charlie Mackenzie: Dad, how can you hate "The Colonel"?

Stuart Mackenzie: Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes ya crave it fortnightly, smartass!

[DumbAss Tanker]

How can you fight stupidity that strong, other than just killing it with fire?  The way things are going, maybe "Lone wolf disaffected unemployed youths who aren't truly adhering to Islam and are engaging in terrorist tactics" will supply that fire.

[delilahmused]

Hey, Skins, you do realize the entire Interwebs can read this, right? I think they should go over there are prove this is all a CIA plot.

Cindie

[Chris_]

Hey, Skins, you do realize the entire Interwebs can read this, right? I think they should go over there are prove this is all a CIA plot.

Cindie

Isn't this the same idiot that claimed the GOP lost the 2006 election so they could blame the 2008 recession on the Democrat Party?  I heard about it on the Rush Limbaugh show.

[Mr Mannn]

Now that he's permanently unemployed, living off the labor of his wife, DUmmy Rob Atman McGrath has unlimited time to apply his intelligence to the world's problems. Lucky world.

The preferred lifestyle of the male DUmmy: being supported by the hard work of another.

I disagree. Atman doesn't have unlimited time. After a certain amount of time his wife will get some respect and kick his lazy a$$ into the street.
but you never know, UGP might be looking for another roommate.

[franksolich]

Isn't this the same idiot that claimed the GOP lost the 2006 election so they could blame the 2008 recession on the Democrat Party?  I heard about it on the Rush Limbaugh show.

Yeah.

And oddly, Atman was proud of it, forgetting that he'd gotten Skins's island another black eye, helping to further its image as a laughingstock.

[obumazombie]

Not me. I'm gonna blame the ****ing Demonrats for shutting down DHS over funding Obama's illegal plan for illegal immigrants.  ****ing Demonrats don't give a shit about security, they just want those illegals being able to vote.

The agenda is vote buying, to get libs in power and keep them in power.
All other consequences are secondary at best.

[Movie buff- The Sequel]

Stuart Mackenzie: Well, it's a well known fact, Sonny Jim, that there's a secret society of the five wealthiest people in the world, known as The Pentavirate, who run everything in the world, including the newspapers, and meet tri-annually at a secret country mansion in Colorado, known as The Meadows.

Tony Giardino: So who's in this Pentavirate?

Stuart Mackenzie: The Queen, The Vatican, The Gettys, The Rothschilds, *and* Colonel Sanders before he went tits up. Oh, I hated the Colonel with is wee *beady* eyes, and that smug look on his face. "Oh, you're gonna buy my chicken! Ohhhhh!"

Charlie Mackenzie: Dad, how can you hate "The Colonel"?

Stuart Mackenzie: Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes ya crave it fortnightly, smartass!

LMAO! Awesome and quite appropriate nod to the best scene from one of Mike Myers's best movies, as well as being one of his best roles!