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Re: I'm in a really desperate situation
« Reply #25 on: February 13, 2015, 09:35:13 PM »
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10. go to gofundme.com
and giveforward.com state your case and they might be able to help you. I am in a very dire situation myself and giveforward.com has gotten me 100.00 yesterday. That's all so far but you might have more supporters. I say in the area where you state your circumstance, write just what you wrote here. Good luck.

heaven05, while I appreciate the fact that you are expert on telling us how to live, might I point ou one small omission in your post?

You forgot to send out some vibes.

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Re: I'm in a really desperate situation
« Reply #26 on: February 13, 2015, 10:20:41 PM »
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My sister's advice was actually to get in my bucket of bolts car and drive as far south as I could get because at least it would be warmer living on the street.   

In other words, "I'm not supporting your lazy ass....."  :-)
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Re: I'm in a really desperate situation
« Reply #27 on: February 13, 2015, 10:45:51 PM »
Not feeling sorry. Sounds like it is self inflicted.
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Re: I'm in a really desperate situation
« Reply #28 on: February 14, 2015, 10:24:34 AM »
The fields are fertile for DOTY.
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Re: I'm in a really desperate situation
« Reply #29 on: February 14, 2015, 01:50:56 PM »
I noticed she's just got to have internet, phone, and happy pills. 

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Re: I'm in a really desperate situation
« Reply #30 on: February 14, 2015, 05:05:09 PM »
And that lard ass OS is still trying to raise money for that pervert:

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186. Here is a DUer with a go fund me page


It tracks what has been raised vs the goal etc.

http://www.gofundme.com/cip3vw

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25. can someone explain to me how gofundme works?

They say I have to use my real name and that the site will be public. Is using my real name really necessary? I REALLY don't want my real name and circumstances for the whole internet to see especially since I'm trying to find a job.

She used to work in an office, then became a "dancer" but now that Meg is in her mid-40s, she's back to bartending?

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Re: I'm in a really desperate situation
« Reply #31 on: February 14, 2015, 05:47:38 PM »
If it is an urgent real need, then it shouldn't be a problem to use her real name.
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Re: I'm in a really desperate situation
« Reply #32 on: February 14, 2015, 11:49:27 PM »
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25. can someone explain to me how gofundme works?

They say I have to use my real name and that the site will be public. Is using my real name really necessary? I REALLY don't want my real name and circumstances for the whole internet to see especially since I'm trying to find a job.   

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Re: I'm in a really desperate situation
« Reply #33 on: February 15, 2015, 05:02:03 AM »
There's only one thing to do, DUmmy.

Suck cock. A lot of cock.

Landlord cock, grocery store clerk cock, gas and electric cock, psychiatrist cock, pharmacist cock, phone company cock, food stamp office cock, and hiring manager cock. You should probably mend fences with your family and suck your sister's old man's cock, too.

Better get suckin', DUmmy. As the Tucson Tart would say, 'Those cocks ain't gonna suck themselves.'

While that's a perfectly fine way to earn money if you have no marketable skills, do you really want that skank's mouth on your cock?

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Re: I'm in a really desperate situation
« Reply #34 on: February 15, 2015, 06:51:42 AM »
While that's a perfectly fine way to earn money if you have no marketable skills, do you really want that skank's mouth on your cock?

Cindie

Of course the good denizens of CC would never degrade themselves to such a thing. However, taking the position of devil's advocate, "any port in a storm"
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20. absolute bullshit. the cave is unspeakably vile.

I don't know how any of you can live with yourselves.

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Re: I'm in a really desperate situation
« Reply #35 on: February 15, 2015, 08:50:15 AM »
Has anyone here ever begged for help?

Does "blue balls" in college count?
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Re: I'm in a really desperate situation
« Reply #36 on: February 15, 2015, 08:53:50 AM »
I haven't come across anyone on this forum who has.
I think I have an aversion to the word help when it is used in the sense of giving money to broke people.
I'm not sure it helps too much.

If you teach a man to fish you help him.
If you give a man a fish, you enable him.

Actually, it is:

If you give a man a fish, you enable him
If you teach a man to fish he will stay out drunk on the boat all day.
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Re: I'm in a really desperate situation
« Reply #37 on: February 15, 2015, 10:02:35 AM »
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The last straw with my boss was when the water heater exploded and it took the landlord six days to replace it and I finally had hot water again. I couldn't shower, do dishes or laundry, and the tap water was so freezing it was painful just to try to wash my hands.

You know, my step-daughter and her SO have had significant problems with their water heater...they had to reset the breaker every time they wanted hot water, and it usually blew again in 15 minutes, so no showers.  You know how much work they missed because of this????? 

NONE.

They are not morons, they heated water on the stove and cleaned up, went to work.  Called the landlord repeatedly for almost 6 weeks before he finally replaced both elements and fixed the problem.

I've lived in falling down houses, had ceilings fall in, toilet fall through floors, no hot water, no water at all at times.  Never missed a day of work unless I took a vacation day to fix the problem myself.

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Re: I'm in a really desperate situation
« Reply #38 on: February 15, 2015, 10:35:35 AM »
While that's a perfectly fine way to earn money if you have no marketable skills, do you really want that skank's mouth on your cock?

Cindie

Me? No. I'm pretty damn particular about such things.

But the world is filled with landlords, grocery store clerks, gas and electric company employees, psychiatrists, pharmacists, phone company employees, food stamp office employes, hiring managers, and brothers-in-law who aren't; and the primitive needs to get busy.



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Re: I'm in a really desperate situation
« Reply #39 on: February 15, 2015, 10:46:19 AM »
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25. can someone explain to me how gofundme works?


You've got to be kidding?

You DON'T KNOW how a "begging for money" site works? 

I thought it was in a DUmmie's DNA, they come out of the womb knowing how to sign up for govt. assistance, Medicaid, SS disability, welfare, food stamps, tec., etc.  If it's a govt. handout, DUmmies are the first in line.

It's also in their DNA to bitch, whine, moan, and complain when their "benefits" don't increase by at least 15% a year...
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Re: I'm in a really desperate situation
« Reply #40 on: February 15, 2015, 10:49:01 AM »
You know, my step-daughter and her SO have had significant problems with their water heater...they had to reset the breaker every time they wanted hot water, and it usually blew again in 15 minutes, so no showers.  You know how much work they missed because of this????? 


Mythbusters blows up a hot water heater:

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbreKn4PoAc[/youtube]
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Re: I'm in a really desperate situation
« Reply #41 on: February 15, 2015, 12:05:55 PM »
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There were only two options for gender. At last count there are at least 12, according to libs. By that standard, I'm a male lesbian.

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Re: I'm in a really desperate situation
« Reply #42 on: February 15, 2015, 02:02:39 PM »
Mythbusters blows up a hot water heater:

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbreKn4PoAc[/youtube]

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Re: I'm in a really desperate situation
« Reply #43 on: February 15, 2015, 04:40:13 PM »
Mythbusters blows up a hot water heater:

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbreKn4PoAc[/youtube]
Why didn't the plumping/pipes rupture well before 300 psi? Why didn't the excess pressure bleed back into the county/city water system? The mythbusters had a 'closed' system which, at least around here, isn't common. Must be blue state engineering requirements.
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Re: I'm in a really desperate situation
« Reply #44 on: February 15, 2015, 07:08:36 PM »
Why didn't the plumping/pipes rupture well before 300 psi? Why didn't the excess pressure bleed back into the county/city water system? The mythbusters had a 'closed' system which, at least around here, isn't common. Must be blue state engineering requirements.

The Mythbusters always try to get the results of the myth by engineering the the situation to make the biggest bang.

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Re: I'm in a really desperate situation
« Reply #45 on: February 15, 2015, 07:35:08 PM »
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The Labor Department releases six different measures of unemployment, using different assumptions for each one.   

And other Unexplained Mysteries........... :thatsright:
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Re: I'm in a really desperate situation
« Reply #46 on: February 15, 2015, 11:50:05 PM »
Bet they're secretly hoping the next president is a Republican so they'll have someone to blame for being losers.

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Re: I'm in a really desperate situation
« Reply #47 on: February 20, 2015, 04:06:16 PM »
Update....

I couldn't help myself - after seeing the Witch beg and then repeatedly disappear while her fellow DUmmies were feverishly donating money and typing up screeds of advice, I had to keep an eye on this thread. Finally yesterday she wisely checked in, probably because she noticed the additions to her pay pal account were slowing down.

It seems she did not get "quite" enough money to pay her rent, and even if she did, that meanie pay pal is holding it all. Also, she broke her coccyx. I hope her Obamacare is paid up.

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281. no

I didn't quite get enough for the rent (though I'm so incredibly grateful for every single penny I have gotten) but the larger problem at the moment is PayPal sitting on the money. I did everything they said I had to do to transfer the money into my account, but though they say almost all of it is "available" as opposed to "pending" they only let me transfer $500, and then after I did that I got a message saying that it won't actually end up in the bank account for 3-4 business days. So now that $500 is no longer in my paypal account nor is it in my bank account. It's somewhere floating in the ether and I have to just take it on faith that it's going to land in my bank account. I'm also scratching my head over why almost all of it is "available" yet they only let me transfer $500 and even after that I still have to wait 3-4 business days for it to arrive while it floats about in nowhereville. And I don't want to try transfering any more until I find out what happens to that $500.

I've been so unbelievably busy with all this other stuff trything to get food stamps and Medicaid, and any other help I can get and didn't have time left to do much of anything about getting a job which is what I should be spending most of my time on.

To make matters worse, I'd been too busy to keep on eye on the weather and was surprised the other day that we got a snowfall of several inches. When I was cleaning it off my car, I slipped on ice hidden underneath a thin layer of snow and in a split second I splatted on the ground. Since then my butt bone is KILLING ME. Is it possible to actually break your ass???? Sitting at all is really painful. I have to sit sort of canted over to the side on my thigh so my butt bone doesn't touch anything. In fact, I need to get out of this chair ASAP. I can stand, walk ok and lay down, but sitting is excruciating if my butt bone touches anything. I wish I had one of those inflatable donut rings like for people with bad hemarrhoids.

Ugh, I have to get out of this chair for a bit.
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Re: I'm in a really desperate situation
« Reply #48 on: February 20, 2015, 04:16:27 PM »
Update....

I couldn't help myself - after seeing the Witch beg and then repeatedly disappear while her fellow DUmmies were feverishly donating money and typing up screeds of advice, I had to keep an eye on this thread. Finally yesterday she wisely checked in, probably because she noticed the additions to her pay pal account were slowing down.

It seems she did not get "quite" enough money to pay her rent, and even if she did, that meanie pay pal is holding it all. Also, she broke her coccyx. I hope her Obamacare is paid up.

Always wondered where the term "busted ass broke" came from.

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Re: I'm in a really desperate situation
« Reply #49 on: February 20, 2015, 04:17:42 PM »
It seems she did not get "quite" enough money to pay her rent, and even if she did, that meanie pay pal is holding it all.

Paging franksolich...

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Also, she broke her coccyx. I hope her Obamacare is paid up.

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