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Offline dutch508

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LFR is back! sort of...
« on: February 10, 2015, 05:00:52 PM »
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2. Not bad. Off today. Checking out DU, singing up for health care now that I have reached the 60 day mark at my new job, Have a date tonight,  . Thing have got real good now.
How about you? Hope thing are well for you too!


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BUT WAIT!!! THERE'S MORE!!!

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Ah!!! I'z got hearts!!!
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Re: LFR is back! sort of...
« Reply #1 on: February 10, 2015, 05:14:57 PM »
She, as in all DUmmies, buy the hearts for themselves.
Come to think of it, unions do create jobs. Companies have to hire two workers to do the work of one.

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Re: LFR is back! sort of...
« Reply #2 on: February 10, 2015, 10:44:41 PM »
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Good night DU!! I got to get ready to pick up my date!!

I am taking her to Poca Cosa to eat and then to see 50 Shade of Grey! So Good night DU! I am going to have some fun!

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Re: LFR is back! sort of...
« Reply #3 on: February 10, 2015, 10:49:38 PM »
That is just creepy... :???:
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Re: LFR is back! sort of...
« Reply #4 on: February 10, 2015, 10:52:32 PM »
Translation: I just got out of jail.

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Re: LFR is back! sort of...
« Reply #5 on: February 10, 2015, 10:57:06 PM »
Translation: I just got out of jail.

Or rehab

Or both
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« Reply #6 on: February 10, 2015, 11:36:36 PM »
Or rehab

Or both

My guess is neither. She's building DUmmy cred with the dyke bit.
Come to think of it, unions do create jobs. Companies have to hire two workers to do the work of one.

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Re: LFR is back! sort of...
« Reply #7 on: February 10, 2015, 11:47:24 PM »
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FIFTY SHADES OF GREY
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She's probably seeing 50 Shades of Gay, the porno ripoff.

Or maybe this.

[youtube]www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnGX4FuIK60[/youtube]

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Re: LFR is back! sort of...
« Reply #8 on: February 11, 2015, 12:01:02 AM »
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Good night DU!! I got to get ready to pick up my date!!

I don't think riding the Handi-Bus counts as 'picking up'.

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I am taking her to Poca Cosa to eat and then to see 50 Shade of Grey!
 

'Poca Cosa'. Is that some kind of  dyke lingo, like 'rug munching' or 'eating out at the Y'?

And I guess Tuesday is Half Price Ticket night at the theater, with her Handi-Bus pass.
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« Reply #9 on: February 11, 2015, 12:12:52 AM »
She's imagining it again. :mental:
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« Reply #10 on: February 11, 2015, 12:16:54 AM »
Must be a special early screening for local VIPs like her.

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« Reply #11 on: February 11, 2015, 12:29:34 AM »
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« Reply #12 on: February 11, 2015, 01:55:53 AM »
She's imagining it again. :mental:

When isn't she?   :fuelfire:
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« Reply #13 on: February 11, 2015, 06:58:53 AM »
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Good night DU!! I got to get ready to pick up my date!!

Don't forget to pickup extra batteries for your "date".
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« Reply #14 on: February 11, 2015, 08:31:54 AM »
I didn't know she was gay.






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« Reply #15 on: February 11, 2015, 08:39:31 AM »
I didn't know she was gay.

I think this is a new twist to her drama.

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« Reply #16 on: February 11, 2015, 08:57:48 AM »
I think this is a new twist to her drama.

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Re: LFR is back! sort of...
« Reply #17 on: February 11, 2015, 09:09:52 AM »
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Good night DU!! I got to get ready to pick up my date!!

Lets ponder that one for a moment. Did Amber buy a car? Did she call a cab? Is her date living at the bus terminal?
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« Reply #18 on: February 11, 2015, 09:56:21 AM »
Lets ponder that one for a moment. Did Amber buy a car? Did she call a cab? Is her date living at the bus terminal?

None of the above. Her date is hanging out in the produce section at her local grocery story. She goes by the name of "Cuke"
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« Reply #19 on: February 11, 2015, 12:53:29 PM »
So she's swimming in the lady pond again.

They really need to add a new designation for LFR's sexual orientation; she'll climb in bed with anyone who can potentially support her financially and put up with her mental illness.
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Re: LFR is back! sort of...
« Reply #20 on: February 11, 2015, 12:58:32 PM »
It is clear that most,if not all this story is made up.
I still think she is in an assisted living place for those with mental illness or who can`t function in society.

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« Reply #21 on: February 11, 2015, 01:09:56 PM »
It is clear that most,if not all this story is made up.
I still think she is in an assisted living place for those with mental illness or who can`t function in society.

With a heavy Government subsidy.
Come to think of it, unions do create jobs. Companies have to hire two workers to do the work of one.

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Re: LFR is back! sort of...
« Reply #22 on: February 11, 2015, 01:58:39 PM »
So she's swimming in the lady pond again.

They really need to add a new designation for LFR's sexual orientation; she'll climb in bed with anyone who can potentially support her financially and put up with her mental illness.

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« Reply #23 on: February 11, 2015, 02:59:35 PM »
It is clear that most, if not all, this story is made up.

^^^yeah, that.
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Re: LFR is back! sort of...
« Reply #24 on: February 11, 2015, 04:10:41 PM »
A made up story with very little creativity.
Perplexing, because we have been told that LFR is very creative...possibly even artistic.
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