What is Wee Willy up to now? 0 for 1000?
I guess we'll hear more about it in 24 business hours...
You know, this is about the time of the 10th anniversary of one of his premature ejaculations that seems to always be overlooked, perhaps because Fitzmas a year later was so.....spectacular.
The day after the presidential election of 2004, he announced that the Bostonian Billionaire was going to contest Ohio; they were right then getting the papers together.
The primitives waited several days, during which time nothing happened. "Be patient, be patient," the Bostonian Drunkard told them; "according my deep-inside sources, it's going to happen any day now."
The primitives agreed they'd wait; they trusted the Bostonian Drunkard after all.
About ten days later, they started questioning again, "hey, we thought this thing was coming down."
The Bostonian Drunkard got a little pissy, telling them that, hey, the Thanksgiving holiday's coming up, and the courts'd be closed. "But it's coming," he said; "after the holiday."
The primitives, placated, sat down and shut up.
But about mid-December, they started getting antsy again.
"It's coming, it's coming," the Bostonian Drunkard testily replied; "it's just that this is the holiday season, and everybody's taking time off work to go shopping."
Just before Christmas 2005, a few primitives dared say, "HEY,
you said--"
The Bostonian Drunkard pointed out that the courts were closed for Christmas, but it'd for sure happen the next week.
Nothing
still happened, and so just before New Year's Day, even more primitives this time, dared inquire about the matter.
The Bostonian Drunkard petulently reminded the courts were closed for the New Year's holiday, but not to worry; that his sources were good, and they all said the Bostonian Billionaire was just about ready to challenge Ohio. For sure.
Well, nothing happened after New Year's.
I
believe this kept happening clear up until St. Valentine's Day in February 2005, until the primitives gave up.