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So much entertainment packed into one little thread -Bronies, Furries, and Perverts, Oh My !

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Bronies..

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I was horrified by what I found on my son's computer.

My little pony? Bronies? WTF is going on? I'm ****ing serious here!!

Furries..

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9. Yeah, it's not like he's a furry or something...

... my daughter has male friends who are bronies. They're great kids. No worries.

And Perverts..

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40. You mean the porn version? Cool.

Oh My !

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Re: I have no words for this thread. Primitive discovers his son is a 'Brony"
« Reply #1 on: February 05, 2015, 08:59:52 PM »
Ha, I was just reading that on DU. 
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Re: I have no words for this thread. Primitive discovers his son is a 'Brony"
« Reply #2 on: February 05, 2015, 09:30:44 PM »
Trying to remember the my little pony jingle...

My little Brony
Soft little Brony
Play with him in the bath with me...
Taking a bath
Can be lots of fun
Cause 2 in the bathtub is more fun than one...
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Re: I have no words for this thread. Primitive discovers his son is a 'Brony"
« Reply #3 on: February 05, 2015, 11:06:19 PM »
Not sure, but I read somewhere that there are clubs in the USAF for this.

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Whatever..... ::)
              

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Re: I have no words for this thread. Primitive discovers his son is a 'Brony"
« Reply #4 on: February 05, 2015, 11:36:32 PM »
Ha, I was just reading that on DU.


LOL!!! Same here.
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Re: I have no words for this thread. Primitive discovers his son is a 'Brony"
« Reply #5 on: February 06, 2015, 12:56:41 AM »
Bronies?  :???: :wtf2:  :mental:
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Re: I have no words for this thread. Primitive discovers his son is a 'Brony"
« Reply #6 on: February 06, 2015, 05:39:53 AM »
To the DUche; spend all day laying down with dogs, don't be surprised if someone you know gets fleas.

How's it feel knowing your special little snowflake is a pervert, and one step away from being a registered sex offender? This is what happens when kids grow up with no boundaries.

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40. You mean the porn version? Cool.


I find it odd that they are so willing to except crap like this, but someone who wants to do the right thing and raise their kids to treat sex like its supposed to be, between a man and a woman is a freak. :banghead:
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Re: I have no words for this thread. Primitive discovers his son is a 'Brony"
« Reply #7 on: February 06, 2015, 08:41:53 AM »


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Re: I have no words for this thread. Primitive discovers his son is a 'Brony"
« Reply #9 on: February 06, 2015, 09:23:31 AM »
Do they geld(castrate) bronies?
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Re: I have no words for this thread. Primitive discovers his son is a 'Brony"
« Reply #10 on: February 06, 2015, 09:38:41 AM »
Looks like a DU meetup.

No scraggly beards though, and none of them appear incredibly obese.  A DU meetup with four attendees would include at least one of each.
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Re: I have no words for this thread. Primitive discovers his son is a 'Brony"
« Reply #11 on: February 06, 2015, 09:47:18 AM »
Do they geld(castrate) bronies?

One would hope so ...

That pic looks like geek wannabes ... lacking the drive and mental chops to be real geekasoid life forms! They're so past the creeped out stage that one can only :lol: :rofl: !
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Re: I have no words for this thread. Primitive discovers his son is a 'Brony"
« Reply #12 on: February 06, 2015, 10:18:36 AM »
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Re: I have no words for this thread. Primitive discovers his son is a 'Brony"
« Reply #14 on: February 06, 2015, 10:33:27 AM »
No scraggly beards though, and none of them appear incredibly obese.  A DU meetup with four attendees would include at least one of each.

And there would be more of each if the men were invited too!

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Re: I have no words for this thread. Primitive discovers his son is a 'Brony"
« Reply #16 on: February 06, 2015, 11:52:26 AM »
I've run into a few of them.  Some of them are freakzoidal lifeforms, some of them are just harmless fandom cult people, like superhero fans, comic geeks, or celeb fans.  I think the furries are a lot freakier.
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Re: I have no words for this thread. Primitive discovers his son is a 'Brony"
« Reply #17 on: February 06, 2015, 02:46:02 PM »
I've run into a few of them.  Some of them are freakzoidal lifeforms, some of them are just harmless fandom cult people, like superhero fans, comic geeks, or celeb fans.  I think the furries are a lot freakier.

What would RedEye do without them ?
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Re: I have no words for this thread. Primitive discovers his son is a 'Brony"
« Reply #18 on: February 06, 2015, 02:50:34 PM »
For all the perversity DU supports, how can this even shock a DUmmy?
How is a tolerant DUmmy suddenly intolerant?


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Re: I have no words for this thread. Primitive discovers his son is a 'Brony"
« Reply #20 on: February 06, 2015, 08:53:04 PM »
I've run into a few of them.  Some of them are freakzoidal lifeforms, some of them are just harmless fandom cult people, like superhero fans, comic geeks, or celeb fans.  I think the furries are a lot freakier.

I hate furries.  :mad:
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Re: I have no words for this thread. Primitive discovers his son is a 'Brony"
« Reply #21 on: February 07, 2015, 12:42:19 AM »
I've run into a few of them.  Some of them are freakzoidal lifeforms, some of them are just harmless fandom cult people, like superhero fans, comic geeks, or celeb fans.  I think the furries are a lot freakier.

The good news is, they'll never reproduce.
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Re: I have no words for this thread. Primitive discovers his son is a 'Brony"
« Reply #22 on: February 07, 2015, 06:55:24 AM »
The good news is, they'll never reproduce.

We can only hope. 

After all, we still have DUmmies. 
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Re: I have no words for this thread. Primitive discovers his son is a 'Brony"
« Reply #23 on: February 07, 2015, 09:29:31 AM »


 
The one in pink has the same pose that Fizzwits uses in many/most of her photos - is this common amongst DUmmies? 

And the look of wonderment on the woman in the background is one I could imagine they get a lot of.
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Re: I have no words for this thread. Primitive discovers his son is a 'Brony"
« Reply #24 on: February 07, 2015, 09:37:21 AM »
The one in pink has the same pose that Fizzwits uses in many/most of her photos - is this common amongst DUmmies? 

fizzy's kid brother?

Their family portrait must be a gas.

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And the look of wonderment on the woman in the background is one I could imagine they get a lot of.

The same look can be found on the faces of good and decent people who read DU.
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