Things NOT to say when seeing "American Sniper"

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Star Member underpants (109,838 posts)

Things NOT to say when seeing "American Sniper"


I have only seen the trailer for this movie but it looked like a harrowing war film and a fair treatment of the difficulties faced by the main character after coming home. I see that the right sees this movie as justification like they saw "Zero Dark Thirty" even though that movie actually was a complete refutation of torture.


For reference please see Things NOT to say when seeing 'The Passion of the Christ' from 2004.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=818212

"With a guy like this how did we lose that war?"

"Hold it, those aren't snipes he's shooting THOSE ARE PEOPLE!"

"I heard the director is some crazy old coot who talks to empty chairs"

"You should see what happens to this guy when he goes to Vegas with his friends"

"Soooo he couldn't find WMD either?"

"Yeah it was worth it. The price I paid for the ticket not what these guys went through of course not"

"Do you think he pops a cap on that childlike savage who picks up the RPG?"

"Turns out we were looking for Bin Laden in COMPLETELY the wrong country"

"Why doesn't he just shoot at the ground and get rich like Jed Clampett?"

" I feel like I am watching a dream of George Zimmerman's"

More censorship from the DUmp. Who is the high posting DUmmie? Never seen it before.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10026105812

[Big Dog]

Turnabout is fair play.

THINGS NOT TO SAY WHEN SEEING 'SELMA'

'I love the part where he walks on water.'

'When do we get to see Halle Berry naked?'

'I hear David Oyelolo ad-libbed all his lines.'

'I expected him to be taller.'

and, of course...

'Where are all the women at?'

[SSG Snuggle Bunny]

Turnabout is fair play.

THINGS NOT TO SAY WHEN SEEING 'SELMA'

I'll your list and raise you:

THINGS NOT TO SAY WHEN SEEING "THE VAGINA MONOLOGUES"

I thought this was supposed to be performed by a woman.

I'm impressed. Most women just do the walk of shame and call it a night. This chick actually committed it to paper.

You'd think someone so obsessed with vaginas would know a little something about Keigel exercises but you'd be wrong.

Her sister is a lot hotter.

Two and a half goddam hours and not 1 sandwich recipe.

I'm just here for the chicks.

[JohnnyReb]

Turnabout is fair play.

THINGS NOT TO SAY WHEN SEEING 'SELMA'

'I love the part where he walks on water.'

'When do we get to see Halle Berry naked?'

'I hear David Oyelolo ad-libbed all his lines.'

'I expected him to be taller.'

and, of course...

'Where are all the women at?'

"N****'s get free popcorn."

[DumbAss Tanker]

Turnabout is fair play.

THINGS NOT TO SAY WHEN SEEING 'SELMA'

'I love the part where he walks on water.'

'When do we get to see Halle Berry naked?'

'I hear David Oyelolo ad-libbed all his lines.'

'I expected him to be taller.'

and, of course...

'Where are all the women at?'

"So, only Louise died when they drove off that cliff?"

[HawkHogan]

At least Dummies/liberals were honest when they spit on our returning troops from Vietnam.  Now they pretend to care about our troops, while secretly despising them. 

[Delmar]

Things NOT to say when seeing JFK.

What was the last thing to go through Bad Back Jack's mind that day at Dealy Plaza?

Did Jackie Kennedy learn about politics by picking her husband's brain?

[Big Dog]

I'll your list and raise you:

THINGS NOT TO SAY WHEN SEEING "THE VAGINA MONOLOGUES"

I thought this was supposed to be performed by a woman.

I'm impressed. Most women just do the walk of shame and call it a night. This chick actually committed it to paper.

You'd think someone so obsessed with vaginas would know a little something about Keigel exercises but you'd be wrong.

Her sister is a lot hotter.

Two and a half goddam hours and not 1 sandwich recipe.

I'm just here for the chicks.

 

[Big Dog]

Things NOT to say when seeing JFK.

What was the last thing to go through Bad Back Jack's mind that day at Dealy Plaza?

Did Jackie Kennedy learn about politics by picking her husband's brain?

 

[Big Dog]

"So, only Louise died when they drove off that cliff?"

"Release the hounds!"

[DumbAss Tanker]

"Release the hounds!"

Yes, Smithers, do as the man says, and be quick about it, damn your eyes!

 

[Movie buff- The Sequel]

Things not to say when watching 'Avatar' (Aka the moronic liberal propaganda film with sci- fi dressing that the DUmmies and other leftists were psychotically obsessed with when it came out):
"Didn't I already see this movie before, several times? It was called 'Dances with Wolves,' 'Pocahontas,' 'Ferngully,' 'The Last Samurai,' 'Battle for Terra,' etc."

(When the neo- pagan planet goddess sends a bunch of big animals to help the Na'vi at the end of the climactic battle) "Um, gee, thanks, but you know, we REALLY could have used that help, like, five minutes ago, when our friends were being killed!"

"The most creative name they could come up with for the rare fuel source was 'Unobtainium'? Was this movie's script written by third- graders or something? That would actually explain A LOT, now that I think about it."

(When the ultra- stereotypical evil military colonel is giving a pep- talk to his ultra- stereotypical redneck troops referring to the Na'vi as "Terrorists" and saying they need to do a "Pre- emptive strike" and "Hit them before they hit us") "Liberal Hollywood sure knows how to be subtle with their messages, don't they? Next, we'll probably see them torturing and waterboarding the Na' vi with black hoods over their heads just for the fun of it."

(Re: The evil corporate- boogeyman bad guy trying to deliberately destroy the environment out of greed when he's not practicing his putting skills in his office) "Didn't I see that guy in an episode of 'Captain Planet'?