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Offline the county

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diabeticman's wife is leaving him
« on: January 14, 2015, 02:32:15 PM »
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This guy and his marriage are pathetic:

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My wife is leaving me. She hates the condo we bought. She tried to live without a pet. She feels



 the condo is not a home. We lost our cats to death and she thought she wouldn't want anymore but she is getting depressed and even though we OWN the condo this association refuses to allow pets.
 

I don't know how to fix it.
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Re: diabeticman's wife is leaving him
« Reply #1 on: January 14, 2015, 02:35:36 PM »
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My wife is leaving me.

I don't know how to fix it.

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Re: diabeticman's wife is leaving him
« Reply #2 on: January 14, 2015, 02:36:51 PM »
Quote from: Carl on January 14, 2015, 02:35:36 PM



     Astute, dry, relevant, and trenchant. ^5 my good sir.
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Re: diabeticman's wife is leaving him
« Reply #3 on: January 14, 2015, 02:39:04 PM »
He should hook up with fellow DUer Omaha Steve.
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Re: diabeticman's wife is leaving him
« Reply #4 on: January 14, 2015, 02:41:07 PM »
She just wouldn't part with a little p*ssy.
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Re: diabeticman's wife is leaving him
« Reply #5 on: January 14, 2015, 02:47:44 PM »

     Is this not a profile in faggotry, or what? His wife* wishes to not be with HIM because she would like to have A PET, which she does not currently have.

     Let that percolate for a moment: his wife would rather pursue a relationship with an animal that she has not yet identified than stay with diabeticman.

     Most men catch a wayward woman by examining text messages, emails, or pictures. Our diabeticman probably learned about this when he found a box of Milk Bones
     tucked away in her panty drawer.

     
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Re: diabeticman's wife is leaving him
« Reply #6 on: January 14, 2015, 02:48:02 PM »
I looked at the Dummy responses the solution to the "problem" which is to sell the condo, buy a house and get a cat. However, what is missing from this conversation is the fact that there isn't any wife because if there was, they would be selling the condo anyway. You know a 50/50 divorce settlement.

So now we know that our speculating on the marital status of this oversized primitive is correct and the pressure is mounting to have the Mrs. show her face at the DUmpster is accurate.
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Re: diabeticman's wife is leaving him
« Reply #7 on: January 14, 2015, 03:08:39 PM »
Inflatable cat.
Problem solved.
Get Carl's patch kit to go with it.
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Re: diabeticman's wife is leaving him
« Reply #8 on: January 14, 2015, 03:58:38 PM »
I think this is one of my new favorite primitive responses ever:

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Sounds like some issues here.
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Re: diabeticman's wife is leaving him
« Reply #9 on: January 14, 2015, 04:07:23 PM »
Quote from: obumazombie on January 14, 2015, 03:08:39 PM
Inflatable cat.
Problem solved.
Get Carl's patch kit to go with it.

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Re: diabeticman's wife is leaving him
« Reply #10 on: January 14, 2015, 05:00:59 PM »
Numbers guy is available :popcorn: .
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Re: diabeticman's wife is leaving him
« Reply #11 on: January 14, 2015, 06:25:06 PM »
As a fella once said...


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Re: diabeticman's wife is leaving him
« Reply #12 on: January 14, 2015, 07:02:14 PM »
So, his wife is leaving him for a cat.  :rofl:
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Re: diabeticman's wife is leaving him
« Reply #13 on: January 14, 2015, 07:03:38 PM »
Catbot.  Get a catbot.
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Re: diabeticman's wife is leaving him
« Reply #14 on: January 14, 2015, 07:23:04 PM »
Without the wife, we'll never hear from DUmmy d-man again.
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Re: diabeticman's wife is leaving him
« Reply #15 on: January 14, 2015, 08:17:49 PM »
I wonder if he knows the gig is up, and he's trying to write her out gracefully.

This is another gigantic fail...no one divorces over the lack of a cat.
Once again he has put the onus upon himself with a silly story.
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Re: diabeticman's wife is leaving him
« Reply #16 on: January 14, 2015, 08:48:32 PM »
Quote from: obumazombie on January 14, 2015, 03:08:39 PM
Inflatable cat.
Problem solved.
Get Carl's patch kit to go with it.
 
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Re: diabeticman's wife is leaving him
« Reply #17 on: January 14, 2015, 09:36:02 PM »
Look... I know the pain of going through a seperation and divorce and so I can understand what the DUmpmonkey is going through. Even though I already know the answer to this question I feel morally bound to ask it- if not for the many who ahve suffered as I and the DUmpmonkey ahve suffered... then because it is the expected quesion we all really want to ask:


Is she hot?


I know... I know... it's wrong of me...

I should be punished.  :naughty:
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Re: diabeticman's wife is leaving him
« Reply #18 on: January 14, 2015, 09:44:03 PM »
Quote from: dutch508 on January 14, 2015, 09:36:02 PM


Is she hot?


I know... I know... it's wrong of me...

I should be punished.  :naughty:

Well, he has told many stories about her liberal viewpoints, so I think it's a given that she is ugly.  However, why does he place more importance on a condo than on his own marriage.
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Re: diabeticman's wife is leaving him
« Reply #19 on: January 14, 2015, 10:00:43 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on January 14, 2015, 09:44:03 PM
Well, he has told many stories about her liberal viewpoints, so I think it's a given that she is ugly.  However, why does he place more importance on a condo than on his own marriage.

It's a really really nice condo...
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Re: diabeticman's wife is leaving him
« Reply #20 on: January 14, 2015, 10:53:12 PM »
So, the wife is looking for some *****.....
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Re: diabeticman's wife is leaving him
« Reply #21 on: January 14, 2015, 11:09:57 PM »
The wife was a blow up doll.
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Re: diabeticman's wife is leaving him
« Reply #22 on: January 14, 2015, 11:18:12 PM »
Quote from: Ptarmigan on January 14, 2015, 11:09:57 PM
The wife was a blow up doll.

Not an inflatable, a Real Dolltm.
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Re: diabeticman's wife is leaving him
« Reply #23 on: January 15, 2015, 12:00:06 AM »
Quote from: thundley4 on January 14, 2015, 09:44:03 PM
Well, he has told many stories about her liberal viewpoints, so I think it's a given that she is ugly.  However, why does he place more importance on a condo than on his own marriage.

If for some unfathomable reason I were married to her, the first half of that would be the answer to the second.
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Re: diabeticman's wife is leaving him
« Reply #24 on: January 15, 2015, 01:20:20 AM »
Quote from: thundley4 on January 14, 2015, 09:44:03 PM
Well, he has told many stories about her liberal viewpoints, so I think it's a given that she is ugly.  However, why does he place more importance on a condo than on his own marriage.

Why does the imaginary/mysterious Mrs. Insulin-challenged primitive place more importance on replacing some dead cats than on her marriage?

To Diabeticman ... if she's blowin' in the wind, anchor her to the foundation. Unless she's HOT!
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