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Offline Mr Mannn

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Is Godzilla is a quarter mile tall...
« on: January 06, 2015, 02:37:59 PM »
Its been shown that he is as tall as the space needle and that's a quarter mile tall.
A quarter mile is 1320 feet tall.

OK math whizz people.
1) If Godzilla is that tall, how big is a one of his poop-zilaz?
2) and what would a city use to clean up such a terrible thing?
3) How long would the clean up take? (we'll just assume it is a non union city)

I wouldn't even begin to know where to begin.
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Re: Is Godzilla is a quarter mile tall...
« Reply #1 on: January 06, 2015, 03:05:17 PM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on January 06, 2015, 02:37:59 PM
Its been shown that he is as tall as the space needle and that's a quarter mile tall.
A quarter mile is 1320 feet tall.

OK math whizz people.
1) If Godzilla is that tall, how big is a one of his poop-zilaz?
2) and what would a city use to clean up such a terrible thing?
3) How long would the clean up take? (we'll just assume it is a non union city)

I wouldn't even begin to know where to begin.

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Re: Is Godzilla is a quarter mile tall...
« Reply #2 on: January 06, 2015, 03:29:10 PM »
The original Japanese Godzilla was said to be 300 feet tall (roughly 30 stories). With that thought in mind it always struck me as odd that when Godzilla went stomping through the country side the power lines here chest high. I've never seen power lines strung 200 to 300 feet off the ground.
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Re: Is Godzilla is a quarter mile tall...
« Reply #3 on: January 06, 2015, 04:31:23 PM »
Quote from: FlaGator on January 06, 2015, 03:29:10 PM
The original Japanese Godzilla was said to be 300 feet tall (roughly 30 stories). With that thought in mind it always struck me as odd that when Godzilla went stomping through the country side the power lines here chest high. I've never seen power lines strung 200 to 300 feet off the ground.

Well, they put the wires 200 feet off the ground, so the kaiju monsters wouldn't hit them. Unfortunately, almost all the monsters were taller than that.

How to say 'oops' in Japanese?
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Re: Is Godzilla is a quarter mile tall...
« Reply #4 on: January 06, 2015, 05:09:25 PM »
Godzilla is an overgrown T-Rex.
Not everything is scaled up though.
With all that extra abdominal space Godzilla has a few extra stomachs, and miles of extra short and long intestines.
He has nearly a 100% absorption rate on everything he consumes.
Except for cars and other internal combustion vehicles. All those come out as Yugos.
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Re: Is Godzilla is a quarter mile tall...
« Reply #5 on: January 06, 2015, 05:23:03 PM »
I've never seen Godzilla eat anything. Maybe he is solar powered and runs on green energy.
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Re: Is Godzilla is a quarter mile tall...
« Reply #6 on: January 06, 2015, 07:24:33 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on January 06, 2015, 05:23:03 PM
I've never seen Godzilla eat anything. Maybe he is solar powered and runs on green energy.

In the Matthew Broderick version of Godzilla the beast ate fish. Lots of fish.
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Re: Is Godzilla is a quarter mile tall...
« Reply #7 on: January 06, 2015, 07:27:53 PM »
Quote from: FlaGator on January 06, 2015, 07:24:33 PM
In the Matthew Broderick version of Godzilla the beast ate fish. Lots of fish.

Unless it is a Japanese film dubbed in English, then it's fake and not the real Godzilla.
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Re: Is Godzilla is a quarter mile tall...
« Reply #8 on: January 08, 2015, 01:49:08 PM »
To the OP . . .

Why don't we ask Blue Oyster Cult?

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Re: Is Godzilla is a quarter mile tall...
« Reply #9 on: January 08, 2015, 05:22:56 PM »
Here you go...it's an electric hybrid and it's made in Texas...who else would make something that big to handle a lot of shit.

Go full screen to get the full effect.

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Re: Is Godzilla is a quarter mile tall...
« Reply #10 on: January 08, 2015, 06:33:31 PM »
Quote from: Big Dog on January 06, 2015, 04:31:23 PM
Well, they put the wires 200 feet off the ground, so the kaiju monsters wouldn't hit them. Unfortunately, almost all the monsters were taller than that.

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Re: Is Godzilla is a quarter mile tall...
« Reply #11 on: January 18, 2015, 10:00:06 PM »
I rememebr in one of the movies he was said to be 400 feet tall.
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Re: Is Godzilla is a quarter mile tall...
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Re: Is Godzilla is a quarter mile tall...
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