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Mr. Scorpio is satire-impaired
« on: January 04, 2015, 06:53:45 PM »
What a DUmbass.   :rotf:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10026040919

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Stay classy, Fox: I guess all black ESPN sportscasters look alike to them.


 

That's Stephen A. Smith!

http://nahadaily.com/world-news/fox-dead-wrong-rip/
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Mrs. Corpio outraged at fake news outrage... or is it fake news fake outrage?
« Reply #1 on: January 04, 2015, 06:58:29 PM »
Back in the FAKE BUT ACCURATE news department of DUmpvania, MrsCorpio is pissed that FAUXSNEWZ gets a story wrong...

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Stay classy, Fox: I guess all black ESPN sportscasters look alike to them.
 


He is refuring to this:



Obvious photoshop of a screenpick says what?

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3. well, in fairness to Fox that is simply some text added to a screen... and badly done at that.

sP


Thats how normal people would take it. the DUmpmonkiez?

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4. Probably intentional imo. They never miss a chance to offend.


Yes. Fox News intentionally posted the wrong black guy to offend the public...  ::)

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7. "NahaDaily is a satirical news source. Meaning complete fiction."

--From their home page http://nahadaily.com/


Yup.

“You know all famous black people look-a-like. No harm, no foul” Said one Fox News commenter on their Facebook profile page.

Stuart Scott succumbed to cancer at the age of 49 and Fox News television ran a tribute today in his memory, but instead pictured was ESPN’s Stephen A. Smith.

“Fox News is racist, bigoted and …made an honest mistake, because you have to be honest these n**gas do look alike lol” Said one commenter on Stephen A. Smith’s fan page where he reposted the failed tribute.

“Stephen A. Smith isn’t dead, but he should be for every opinion he’s ever had on the NBA” – Commenter

I can only imagine Stephen A. Smith known for his many faces is somewhere looking like this right now:


yeah... that's humor.

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Re: Mr. Scorpio is satire-impaired
« Reply #2 on: January 04, 2015, 07:11:03 PM »
Meanwhile, this is the photo Fox News is actually using.


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Re: Mr. Scorpio is satire-impaired
« Reply #3 on: January 04, 2015, 07:20:30 PM »
Gee Lamond X,how does it feel to be dumber then dirt?
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Re: Mr. Scorpio is satire-impaired
« Reply #4 on: January 04, 2015, 07:41:02 PM »
Quote from: Carl on January 04, 2015, 07:20:30 PM
Gee Lamond X,how does it feel to be dumber then dirt?

Maybe you should ask the dirt how it feels to be smarter than Lamond the Tenth . . . :whistling:
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Re: Mr. Scorpio is satire-impaired
« Reply #5 on: January 04, 2015, 07:50:03 PM »
Hmmm, the post was alerted on, jury voted to leave it alone, and a couple of DUmmies are calling for him to mark it as satire...appealing to his status as a "respected poster".   :lmao:

And yet, the post stays, unchanged.  What will be Mr. Scorpio's excuse when he finally does respond?

"I wanted to see if you would get it"
"WTF, I don't live here, give me time to change it!"
"I knew it was satire, but I can see Faux News doing this"

What a loser.
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Re: Mr. Scorpio is satire-impaired
« Reply #6 on: January 04, 2015, 08:08:41 PM »
Quote from: Carl on January 04, 2015, 07:20:30 PM
Gee Lamond X,how does it feel to be dumber then dirt?

I've always thought Lamond considered himself 1000X smarter than he actually is.

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This has been debunked as satire. He should either label it as satire or self-delete it. Leaving it is deceiving DU, trollish, and makes us look stupid.
 

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Re: Mr. Scorpio is satire-impaired
« Reply #7 on: January 04, 2015, 09:05:39 PM »
DU folk seem to be biting on satire and mistaking it for news of late. :whistling: I wonder why. :whistling:

Actually, I don't. Hatred often blinds those who hate.
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Re: Mr. Scorpio is satire-impaired
« Reply #8 on: January 04, 2015, 09:11:39 PM »
Quote from: SVPete on January 04, 2015, 09:05:39 PM
DU folk seem to be biting on satire and mistaking it for news of late. :whistling: I wonder why. :whistling:

Actually, I don't. Hatred often blinds those who hate.
Fake but accurate.

I wonder how many DUmmies still believe Marla Maples found that memo from the TANG.  Probably a great deal of them.  At least the ones that remember, anyway.
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Re: Mr. Scorpio is satire-impaired
« Reply #9 on: January 04, 2015, 09:21:18 PM »
Yeah, hitting the :stoner: too frequently isn't good for the memory. Libs and Progs have had to resort to the Rather-Mapes fake-but-truthy defense quite a bit of late.
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Re: Mr. Scorpio is satire-impaired
« Reply #10 on: January 04, 2015, 09:26:41 PM »
The idiot deleted the thread but still was this.

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27. There is an effort here to create white marks on as many liberals as possible

for some reason we have used the term "black mark" as a pejorative, i will call them white marks for a while, until things are even

Who wrote that book about how language has targeted non whites in a negative way?

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31. I so hope you're kidding

The origin of the term comes from a literal black mark next to someone's name when they did something wrong. It's totally unrelated to race

Don`t rile up the middle aged white faggot.

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randys1 (4,737 posts)
33. WE have been conditioned to believe all kind of crazy shit...That which you and I see as ridiculous

like "white folks are smarter and better than Black folks"

Is actually gospel to those white folks who vote republican every time...

It is no longer OK for them to say this on their FB but they believe it, you better believe it...

The suggestion that I would have an issue with "black mark" is completely insane to them.

The heir to the throne of black king belongs to the pasty white queer.

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Re: Mr. Scorpio is satire-impaired
« Reply #11 on: January 04, 2015, 09:47:49 PM »
Good lord, for those sports geeks like me, that was Stephen A. Smith commenting on the death of Stuart Scott.  And may the gentleman rest in peace.

The graphic was clearly not from Fox News.  Libs will trust absolutely anything that fits their narrative.  Sick.
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Re: Mr. Scorpio is satire-impaired
« Reply #12 on: January 04, 2015, 10:00:40 PM »
Oh yeah.

I recall that one time on Discussionist, Lamond X mistook petershilikov for USA4ME.

Apparently all we white folk look alike to him.
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Re: Mr. Scorpio is satire-impaired
« Reply #13 on: January 04, 2015, 10:38:11 PM »
The left has to photoshop things to make Fox look bad, but the liberal networks do it to themselves.


Snopes even says it happened.
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Re: Mr. Scorpio is satire-impaired
« Reply #14 on: January 04, 2015, 11:55:03 PM »
Quote from: the county on January 04, 2015, 08:08:41 PM
I've always thought Lamond considered himself 1000X smarter than he actually is.

 :rotf:

Well, these are those who graduated ahead of him.



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and makes us look stupid.

No worries there.  No need for another coat of retarded.
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Re: Mr. Scorpio is satire-impaired
« Reply #15 on: January 05, 2015, 12:14:25 AM »
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for some reason we have used the term "black mark" as a pejorative, i will call them white marks for a while, until things are even



You positively have got to be shitt- .....  No, wait....

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31. I so hope you're kidding

The origin of the term comes from a literal black mark next to someone's name when they did something wrong. It's totally unrelated to race

You've been there for 2000 + posts and you have to ask that?
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Re: Mr. Scorpio is satire-impaired
« Reply #16 on: January 05, 2015, 02:59:47 AM »
The pure essence of a DUmpmonkey:

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12. Posts based on satire should carry a disclaimer in the title

because most of the time the posts are believable and some of us are easily confused.
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