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Bainesbane: SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX..... That's all you think about!
« on: January 04, 2015, 12:39:09 PM »
Franks main squeeze, the bit-titted one, cuts and pastes a tale of sex and woe....

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Tim Tebow arrested for soliciting sexual favors


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Turns out this is satire. Some things are just too good to be true.

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BainsBane (29,263 posts)
8. It's the excuse that's the best part He was going to bless her with holy water.  He learned at the knee of conservative evangelicals and can lie with the best of them.


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BainsBane (29,263 posts)
31. Yes, and it's only holy after priests bless it but I thought he had his own thing going.


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SheilaT (16,595 posts)
2. Huh? He claims to have invented something that was around

twenty years before he was born? How stupid does he think everyone else is?


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Electric Monk (10,896 posts)
6. It's satire

http://dailyleak.org/faq/


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12. Oh, damn

I guess it was too good to be true.
   

You are a ****ing idiot.

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davidpdx (17,075 posts)
52. Those uber religious people seem to like it kinky so duct tape would probably do the trick.


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BainsBane (29,263 posts)
20. Yeah, I thought it was real.

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Dreamer Tatum (9,438 posts)
21. You'd think it was funny if it was true? Gee, I thought you were a feminist or something.


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49. It is clearly labeled as satire so there should be no problem.


Um.... you didn't think it was satire when you posted it, DUmbass.

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54. FYI, someone sent this to jury.

Stupid. I was juror #2:

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AUTOMATED MESSAGE: Results of your Jury Service
On Sun Jan 4, 2015, 10:10 AM an alert was sent on the following post:

Tim Tebow arrested for soliciting sexual favors
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10026038498

REASON FOR ALERT

This post is disruptive, hurtful, rude, insensitive, over-the-top, or otherwise inappropriate.

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Look...I love satire as much as anyone...The Onion, Burowitrz, etc. But I think headlines like this should not be post in General Discussion on DU. It cheapens DU and opens up the opportunity for false headlines to be the norm. Mho

You served on a randomly-selected Jury of DU members which reviewed this post. The review was completed at Sun Jan 4, 2015, 10:20 AM, and the Jury voted 1-6 to LEAVE IT.

Juror #1 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE
Explanation: Satire is common on DU. Leave.
Juror #2 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE
Explanation: This isn't a jury issue. OP realized it and updated. If the hosts want to lock or OP wants to delete, cool, but this isn't a jury issue and OP shouldn't be dinged for it.
Juror #3 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE
Explanation: No explanation given
Juror #4 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE
Explanation: She edited her post to clarify that it is satire, otherwise alerter may have had a point.
Juror #5 voted to HIDE IT
Explanation: Sorry to make an example of this poster but I agree and I think the admins should draw the line. We have a Humor group and we should use it. If not that, the lounge. Cluttering up GD, which is already a hot mess with all the drama of trolls and undercover wingnuts and Putin loving propagandists, with this kind of stuff is not funny. It's stupid and it makes DU suck. This will probably not get hidden but that's my opinion.
Juror #6 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE
Explanation: Take it to MIRT, don't alert...leave
Juror #7 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE
Explanation: It's satire. Says so in the OP. Chill.


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57. You must have a shitty life when you celebrate the satire of a good person.

Seriously, if you got excited when you read this title then cried a little inside when you had to scroll down and saw you were duped by someone on these boards who should be smart enough to know they were reading satire the first time without having to have it pointed out to them, there is something wrong with you.

There is nothing worse than a person who tears down another because of their good works and before you say, "Tebow is against abortion, dur da dur". Well guess what, there are people with more money than him, more power than him, who support abortion and who have done jack shit to help the less fortunate.


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Re: Bainesbane: SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX..... That's all you think about!
« Reply #1 on: January 04, 2015, 01:09:29 PM »
Is there any doubt that leftism is just simply evil.

Jugs,go **** yourself with a cactus you semi human lard ass tub of shit.
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Re: Bainesbane: SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX..... That's all you think about!
« Reply #2 on: January 04, 2015, 01:13:02 PM »
Quote from: Carl on January 04, 2015, 01:09:29 PM
Is there any doubt that leftism is just simply evil.

Jugs,go **** yourself with a cactus you semi human lard ass tub of shit.
Cactus?  How about a porcupine.  Sick f*ING liberals.
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Re: Bainesbane: SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX..... That's all you think about!
« Reply #3 on: January 04, 2015, 01:50:05 PM »
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20. Yeah, I thought it was real.

Doctor Alexandra Kelly Brown, holder of the highest degree a college can bestow, looker-downer on all that do not have one, snotty bitch to all that do not ascribe to her tolerant philosophy, would be murderess of her fellow citizens who dare hold different political views, masteress of the universe - so completely and utterly fooled by simple satire.

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Do you ever wonder, dear, why truly intelligent people hold you in such contempt?
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Re: Bainesbane: SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX..... That's all you think about!
« Reply #4 on: January 04, 2015, 05:39:48 PM »
 :lmao: Had I been a juror (and no, I don't have an alter ego over yonder) my vote would have been, LEAVE IT ALONE

Explanation: This post and this thread demonstrates how blind partisanship and anti-religious bigotry result in extreme credulity. :lmao:
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Re: Bainesbane: SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX..... That's all you think about!
« Reply #5 on: January 04, 2015, 05:53:30 PM »
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EC5rp7PJ8DQ[/youtube]
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Re: Bainesbane: SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX..... That's all you think about!
« Reply #6 on: January 04, 2015, 06:03:29 PM »
Quote from: wasp69 on January 04, 2015, 01:50:05 PM
Doctor Alexandra Kelly Brown, holder of the highest degree a college can bestow, looker-downer on all that do not have one, snotty bitch to all that do not ascribe to her tolerant philosophy, would be murderess of her fellow citizens who dare hold different political views, masteress of the universe - so completely and utterly fooled by simple satire.

 :lmao:

Do you ever wonder, dear, why truly intelligent people hold you in such contempt?

That was one of the most perfectly spot on posts I have ever seen.
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Re: Bainesbane: SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX..... That's all you think about!
« Reply #7 on: January 04, 2015, 06:16:35 PM »
It's not like the libs are gullible...they are.
It's like they are spring loaded to snap shut like a bear trap on anything they think will advance their personal or group agenda.
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Re: Bainesbane: SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX..... That's all you think about!
« Reply #8 on: January 04, 2015, 07:32:17 PM »
Quote from: Carl on January 04, 2015, 06:03:29 PM
That was one of the most perfectly spot on posts I have ever seen.

Thanks, Carl.   :-)
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Re: Bainesbane: SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX..... That's all you think about!
« Reply #9 on: January 04, 2015, 08:15:12 PM »
Quote from: obumazombie on January 04, 2015, 06:16:35 PM
It's not like the libs are gullible...they are.
It's like they are spring loaded to snap shut like a bear trap on anything they think will advance their personal or group agenda.

Yes, Megaboobs admits as much in this post:

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63. If it had been true, he wouldn't have been a good person


He would have been just another hypocrite, which is particularly common among the Christian right. I don't watch football and know little about this guy, nothing really other than he is idolized by the right.
 
These kind of personal comments over nothing is a good reminder why posting on DU can be such an unpleasant experience. I stand properly chastened and reminded once again how I am not welcome on this site.

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Re: Bainesbane: SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX..... That's all you think about!
« Reply #10 on: January 04, 2015, 08:17:16 PM »
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These kind of personal comments over nothing is a good reminder why posting on DU can be such an unpleasant experience. I stand properly chastened and reminded once again how I am not welcome on this site.

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Re: Bainesbane: SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX..... That's all you think about!
« Reply #11 on: January 04, 2015, 08:49:39 PM »
Liberalism is built on a foundation of sin, greed lust and sex. Even man-hating lesbians at the History of Feminism board are obsessed with sex. sex with men.

Like the gays, feminists are all about sex. Sure the gals pursue superiority, but the spanky bottom line is sex.
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Re: Bainesbane: SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX..... That's all you think about!
« Reply #12 on: January 04, 2015, 09:16:02 PM »
 :lmao: :loser: If it's any comfort to her, BB wasn't the only DU member to get bit by their partisan hatred and anti-religious bigotry. :loser: :lmao:
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Re: Bainesbane: SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX..... That's all you think about!
« Reply #13 on: January 04, 2015, 10:26:28 PM »
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63. If it had been true, he wouldn't have been a good person...

...And if bullfrogs had wings they wouldn't bump their butts when they land, you half-wit.  That is one of the most stupid and inapposite responses to a bang-on criticism I have ever seen, short of just calling the critic a stinky poopoo-head.
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Re: Bainesbane: SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX..... That's all you think about!
« Reply #14 on: January 05, 2015, 08:19:47 AM »
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63. If it had been true, he wouldn't have been a good person...

Unless of course that "good person" is one of your Progressive heroes.  Then attempted rape, adultery, pedophilia and involuntary manslaughter are just resume enhancements for higher office.

If this had been an article...satire or not about a Progressive you'd have never even DREAMED of posting it.

But because it's Tim Tebow....
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Re: Bainesbane: SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX..... That's all you think about!
« Reply #15 on: January 05, 2015, 08:53:22 AM »
Of course the scrunt is the victim.

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63. If it had been true, he wouldn't have been a good person

He would have been just another hypocrite, which is particularly common among the Christian right. I don't watch football and know little about this guy, nothing really other than he is idolized by the right.

These kind of personal comments over nothing is a good reminder why posting on DU can be such an unpleasant experience. I stand properly chastened and reminded once again how I am not welcome on this site.


Or maybe being a miserable bitch will eventually cause everyone to hate you.
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Re: Bainesbane: SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX..... That's all you think about!
« Reply #16 on: January 05, 2015, 09:51:47 AM »
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Re: Bainesbane: SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX..... That's all you think about!
« Reply #17 on: January 05, 2015, 11:57:06 AM »
Let's all remember this display of mental explosive diarrhea come next years DOTY.
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Re: Bainesbane: SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX..... That's all you think about!
« Reply #18 on: January 05, 2015, 12:10:48 PM »
I think that what we're seeing here is this:

Projection.  Plain and simple. :whistling:
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Re: Bainesbane: SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX..... That's all you think about!
« Reply #19 on: January 05, 2015, 01:54:30 PM »
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But I think headlines like this should not be post in General Discussion on DU. It cheapens DU 

Unpossible.

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and opens up the opportunity for false headlines to be the norm. Mho

From the people who post ridiculous nonsense from:

alternet, rawstory, truthnot, dAiLykOOk, etc, etc etc.......
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« Reply #20 on: January 05, 2015, 04:30:32 PM »
The only time I think about sex is between meals.
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Re: Bainesbane: SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX..... That's all you think about!
« Reply #21 on: January 05, 2015, 07:07:48 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on January 05, 2015, 12:10:48 PM
I think that what we're seeing here is this:

Projection.  Plain and simple. :whistling:

Face it; BainsBane just like the rest of us is getting old.

Her best days are already behind her, and she knows it.

And resents it.

That's what happens to people who think this time and place is "all there is;" that there's nothing beyond this material world.
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« Reply #22 on: January 05, 2015, 07:40:23 PM »
It's funny how much the Dummies hate Tebow just because he openly prays.  He does more for Make-A-Wish than most other celebrities.
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« Reply #23 on: January 05, 2015, 07:53:50 PM »
Quote from: HawkHogan on January 05, 2015, 07:40:23 PM
It's funny how much the Dummies hate Tebow just because he openly prays.  He does more for Make-A-Wish than most other celebrities.

Oh, I'm sure he does a lot more than just that.

It's simply that unlike Democrats, liberals, and primitives, we don't brag about our "good deeds," some of which (none of mine, alas) must be truly monumental.
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Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."

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Re: Bainesbane: SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX..... That's all you think about!
« Reply #24 on: January 05, 2015, 09:14:05 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on January 05, 2015, 07:53:50 PM
Oh, I'm sure he does a lot more than just that.

It's simply that unlike Democrats, liberals, and primitives, we don't brag about our "good deeds," some of which (none of mine, alas) must be truly monumental.

I seem to remember Our Lord Jesus Christ saying something about those that pray in front of others, so that people may notice them . . . :fuelfire:
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