New Year's Eve With The fizzgig Family

[GOBUCKS]

The only glaring injustice in this year's DOTY result is that the mentally ill, perpetually stoned DUmmy fizzgig failed to crack the Top Ten.

She has consistently posted original material detailing her grimy, stoner lifestyle.

She introduced the pretentious crones of the cooking group to gut bomb cuisine, and continues to produce entertaining material even when hung over, strung out, and feeling like "a bag of smashed assholes".

For New Years Eve, it's an evening of beer, hashish, lo mein, and monopoly.

Wed Dec 31, 2014, 08:28 PM
fizzgig (21,755 posts)

hot shit! things are rockin here!


bet you guys can't beat a night of beer, hash and peewee. c'mon, just try

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018706740

Wed Dec 31, 2014, 08:40 PM
fizzgig (21,755 posts)
3. i don't think either of us is making it to midnight

i won't be functional if i do.

      
Thu Jan 1, 2015, 01:06 AM
fizzgig (21,755 posts)
9. we gorged on chinese delivery

now we're playing monopoly online. i don't know how we sustain such a lifestyle.

[franksolich]

i don't know how we sustain such a lifestyle.

<<<can assure the fizzy one it's gonna end.  It always does.

[Mr Mannn]

Wed Dec 31, 2014, 08:28 PM
fizzgig (21,755 posts)

hot shit! things are rockin here!


bet you guys can't beat a night of beer, hash and peewee. c'mon, just try

OK. I'm 56 and I know I'm not "with it." The cool kids don't let me play their reindeer games.
Beer is beer,
Hash is weed.
What the heck is peewee? Is that a reference to her husband?

[Chris_]

I was wondering the same thing.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=peewee&defid=186193

[I_B_Perky]

I was wondering the same thing.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=peewee&defid=186193

I thought maybe they were blowing a midget.   

[Chris_]

That's what I thought, but I could totally see fizzgig sucking on a crack pipe.

[DumbAss Tanker]

Well, I'm still at a loss after the dictionary link, is she referring to a half-rock of crack, or her husband's talleywhacker?

[GOBUCKS]

Well, I'm still at a loss after the dictionary link, is she referring to a half-rock of crack, or her husband's talleywhacker?

Remember, this is fizzgig.

If it's between a crack cocaine and a pecker, which do you think she'd take?

[the county]

I was wondering the same thing.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=peewee&defid=186193

I didn't know what it was, either or why she has no hesitation saying this in a public forum. Colorado hasn't legalized crack.

[Newsweek]

Fizz isstonedagain.  She gorged on Chinese delivery, so I think she does not how to spell Pei Wei.

[thundley4]

Well, I'm still at a loss after the dictionary link, is she referring to a half-rock of crack, or her husband's talleywhacker?

Yes.

[Carl]

I hope they find the lunatic cretin dead in a gutter.

You DUmbfuks shout over and over how you should rule and this is the useless ****ed up scum that you are.
Rot in hell.

[I_B_Perky]

I hope they find the lunatic cretin dead in a gutter.

You DUmbfuks shout over and over how you should rule and this is the useless ****ed up scum that you are.
Rot in hell.

Now Carl... go ahead and tell us how you really feel. Don't hold anything back, either!   

H5! 

[landofconfusion80]

first thing I thought of.... this image does capture the state of the Fizz's eyes after smoking a bowl however:

[DumbAss Tanker]

Fizz is stoned again.  She gorged on Chinese delivery, so I think she does not how to spell Pei Wei.

Considering the general literacy level of the Prog sooper-jeenyusses that think all the Neanderthals (I.e. anyone even slightly to their right politically) should bow down and let them run the world, that guess sounds like a home run.

[67 Rover]

I didn't know what it was, either or why she has no hesitation saying this in a public forum. Colorado hasn't legalized crack.

What if it was medicinal crack?