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Offline Carl

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Rubber wife is going to get one right in the kisser!
« on: December 31, 2014, 11:09:29 AM »
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Wed Dec 31, 2014, 12:06 AM

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Ralph Kramden... Character who is abusive or lovable dude trying to just survive?
My wife was talking to her friend who couldn't believe my wife had the classic 38 episodes. My wife's friend believes Ralph Kramden is a wife abuser who should no longer be held as an endearing character.


My wife laughed at her friend and said Ralph is not a wife abuser. In fact he is a hen pecked husband who is afraid to lay a hand on his wife. He worshiped the ground she walked on... She said the yelling and the Bang Zoom to the Moon is nothing more than what her Italian family members do. You scream you vent but you love.


So does Ralph promote oppression or is it just a charming character?

Mostly uninteresting comments until the toilet paper king shows up.

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Wed Dec 31, 2014, 12:47 AM

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11. 3-4 women are killed each day in the U.S. at the hands of spouse or

domestic partner. As a young man, I may have found the Honeymooners 'funny,' but knowing that someone of Ralph's girth and heft could easily have killed Alice had he physically struck her has taken the funny away. Now when I watch (or mostly) just think about them, I cringe and upbraid myself for once having thought it funny.

Yeah,well eat shit and die lunatic.

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Wed Dec 31, 2014, 01:16 AM

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19. When I was little and the show was on, I could not stand it.

I was very young and sensitive and never saw anything funny about the man. I took it as abusive when I had no knowledge of abuse thru my family environment and age.

I have never watched when I got older. I simply remember being appalled and have never had any desire to see the show.

In other words you were a man hating scrunt from birth.

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Wed Dec 31, 2014, 12:11 AM

Nuclear Unicorn (13,424 posts)
3. I'm thinking your wife needs her own account here.

 :fuelfire:

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Wed Dec 31, 2014, 01:45 AM

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21. sincere question,

being new here, I find it odd, as well.

I hope I'm not overstepping by asking if his wife is physically ok? I'm not familiar with the history, but I do wonder why she doesn't post her own questions.

As to the topic at hand, Alice was portrayed as the strongest character on the show.

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Wed Dec 31, 2014, 10:02 AM

Star Member libodem (16,041 posts)
48. What?

I think it's cute how he brings up what his wife is saying.

Its more honest than Faux's, "Some people say".

Many of his posts start out my wife said or did this or that to open a conversation.

But you are a DUmbass,normal people think he is a loon.

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Re: Rubber wife is going to get one right in the kisser!
« Reply #1 on: December 31, 2014, 11:16:27 AM »
It's just a TV Show. STFU all ready. Get a life DUmmies.

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Re: Rubber wife is going to get one right in the kisser!
« Reply #2 on: December 31, 2014, 11:49:33 AM »
It's just a TV Show. STFU all ready. Get a life DUmmies.

Oh. Oh.

I suppose you think "All in the Family" was just a show. Or MASH. Or The Jeffersons. Or The Daily Show.
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Re: Rubber wife is going to get one right in the kisser!
« Reply #3 on: December 31, 2014, 11:59:05 AM »
The d-bag is practicing paternalistic microagression.

The imaginary wife doesn't have her own voice on DU. The Klams should string up the d-bag for repressing her.
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Re: Rubber wife is going to get one right in the kisser!
« Reply #4 on: December 31, 2014, 08:27:23 PM »
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3. I'm thinking your wife needs her own account here.

Gee, the mental image of the inflatable Mrs Diabeticman setting on his lap in a semi flaccid condition, while Diabeticman manipulates her arms as if she's flailing away at the keyboard, hissing in joyous leakage.

/gklj rizdjotimbh d'bd'v]rokgvetoix

Yeah, that be some deep threadin'.


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Re: Rubber wife is going to get one right in the kisser!
« Reply #5 on: December 31, 2014, 08:39:25 PM »
Gee, the mental image of the inflatable Mrs Diabeticman setting on his lap in a semi flaccid condition, while Diabeticman manipulates her arms as if she's flailing away at the keyboard, hissing in joyous leakage.

/gklj rizdjotimbh d'bd'v]rokgvetoix

Yeah, that be some deep threadin'.

Like "Otto", the autopilot from "Airplane!", how he had to be "reinflated"...   :rotf:
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Re: Rubber wife is going to get one right in the kisser!
« Reply #6 on: December 31, 2014, 08:42:46 PM »
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3. I'm thinking your wife needs her own account here.

Doubt slowly creeps into the DU psyche. When even DU begins to suspect, the gig is up.

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Re: Rubber wife is going to get one right in the kisser!
« Reply #7 on: January 01, 2015, 02:00:39 AM »
More than a few Dummies have earned the Ralph Kramden treatment.
I would love to give it to them.
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