Seriously, it's not fair that some people can be gorgeous and have gorgeous spouses and homes. Why do you get to be perfect?

It's ok, You'd be so super jealous if I showed you pics of MY basement. Ok, I'll show you.

That's the side yard and door to the basement... getting jealous yet?

Yes, that would be a huge hole in my basement wall!! Totally jealous eh? Yeah, it's fixed now but still. I can see the envy in your eyes. If you look hard enough you can see part of my back yard.

And finally, the basement... err, indoor pool! Ha, I have an indoor pool and you only have a clean one outside with flowers floating in it. The body cleansing mud is no longer there. Just a few inches of water now since it rained again. Yeah, mine is fresh water.