LadyFreedumb is on the ground floor to getting a resume as long as gNads.

[BlueStateSaint]

We have a place like that in our town.  I'm not sure what they make, but there's no gift shop.  For all I know, they heave the production into a dumpster out back at the end of the day.  I know they take daily field trips to the post office to get the mail, and they make a big to-do about it. 

I cannot wait for the poetry.

Hopefully the bolded is sarcasm . . .

[fatboy]

Allow me to help LFR in her new occupation.

The White Cloud
Last night I dreamed that I was walking on a white cloud. Whence came the daybreak, I discovered that the cloud had done gone. On further investigation I realized that the cloud was walking on me. I need help.

[Rebel]

Club?  What club is that?  Artists?  More likely a club of mooching welfare queens.

E'rybody in da club gettin' tipsy

[JohnnyReb]

A member in good standing in "The Artsy Fartsy Club" where anything you do is considered art.

[67 Rover]

A member in good standing in "The Artsy Fartsy Club" where anything you do is considered art.

Great, more mass produced piss Christ masquerading as art.

[Tess Anderson]

Today, Amber went on yet another tour:

Response to Prisoner_Number_Six (Reply #3)

Mon Mar 17, 2014, 04:42 PM

 Lady Freedom Returns (6,927 posts)

4. Thank you!


Today (Monday) I got the full tour of the studio so I knew where everything is.

and yet more good news:

Response to riderinthestorm (Reply #5)

Mon Mar 17, 2014, 07:07 PM

 Lady Freedom Returns (6,927 posts)

6. Thanks!


This is going to be great! I even have the chance to sell my work in Bisbee and Phoenix!

 

[Purple Sage]

Amber has a place and wants a cat. Someone needs to send underground panther a bus ticket to Tucson.

I have a cat to send her...  My daughter's cat.  She has come to live with us and brought this... monster.  It is unlike any cat I have ever seen in my life.  It talks.  Incessantly.  It screams this noise I have never heard in my life even more.  It purposefully jumps on cabinets and clears them, shattering everything onto the floor.  We moved it to the warehouse thinking it would do better there.  It rips open master packs and empties the contents.  Seriously.  This cat needs a brick put around its neck and cast into the sea, but I don't want to be cruel; so we put up with it.  I shall soon be as bald as gNads from tearing my hair out because of it.

Anybody have this bitch's address?  Maybe she should adopt it.  Or would that be more cruel than the brick?

[delilahmused]

I don't know, it's not a poem unless it includes "blink, blink, blink, blink".

Cindie

[obumazombie]

I don't know, it's not a poem unless it includes "blink, blink, blink, blink".

Cindie

I see your blink, and raise you a plonk !

[Carl]

Response to riderinthestorm (Reply #5)

Mon Mar 17, 2014, 07:07 PM

 Lady Freedom Returns (6,927 posts)

6. Thanks!


This is going to be great! I even have the chance to sell my work in Bisbee and Phoenix!

Perhaps...

http://www.artawakenings.org/about-us

Today the program is funded by Magellan of Arizona, Cenpatico, Southwest Network, Community Partnership of Southern Arizona, Quality Care Network, and Gila River Indian Community.

From its modest beginning, PSA Art Awakenings has grown into a significant psycho-social rehabilitation program with 12 studios and five galleries serving approximately 1,000 artists annually – all working toward empowerment and recovery through creativity.

With locations in Cochise, Maricopa, La Paz, Pinal, Pima, and Yuma Counties, the PSA Art Awakenings downtown Phoenix Studio serves the largest number of artists in comparison to its sister studios in Bisbee, Casa Grande, Douglas, NW Phoenix (formerly Glendale), Tempe, Tucson, Parker, Quartzsite, and Yuma.

http://www.magellanofaz.com/for-members/how-to-get-care.aspx

Who is Magellan Health Services of Arizona?

Magellan Health Services of Arizona is the Regional Behavioral Health Authority (RBHA) for central Arizona, which includes all of Maricopa County and part of Pinal County. Funds for services are provided through a contract with the Arizona Department of Health Services/Division of Behavioral Health Services (ADHS/DBHS) and the Arizona Health Care Cost Containment System (AHCCCS).

http://www.cenpatico.com/providers-states/arizona/

Cenpatico is proud to work with the Arizona Department of Health Services as a Regional Behavioral Health Authority (RBHA) since October 2006. Cenpatico is contracted to serve Participants as the RBHA for GSA 2 (Yuma and La Paz counties), GSA 3 (Santa Cruz, Cochise, Graham, and Greenlee counties), and GSA 4 (Gila and Pinal counties) for Medicaid, KidsCare (CHIP) and SMI.

[miskie]

Perhaps...

If this is correct, then it fully confirms my belief. LFR is just an overdoes of pineapple juice away from deciding she is actually a male cat.

[Carl]

If this is correct, then it fully confirms my belief. LFR is just an overdoes of pineapple juice away from deciding she is actually a male cat.

Yeah,my guess is that AZ has tossed her into a looney bin of sorts.

[BlueStateSaint]

If this is correct, then it fully confirms my belief. LFR is just an overdoes of pineapple juice away from deciding she is actually a male cat.

Served by VRWC Special Agent Cab Bage, right?

[jtyangel]

Perhaps...

Oh look..that studio is closed on March 31st--Cesar Chavez Day. Bunch of libs of course, easily duped  by the lazy as always or even more sinister, look for more useful idiots to recruit to the 'cause'.   

[EagleKeeper]

I have a cat to send her...  My daughter's cat.  She has come to live with us and brought this... monster.  It is unlike any cat I have ever seen in my life.  It talks.  Incessantly.  It screams this noise I have never heard in my life even more.  It purposefully jumps on cabinets and clears them, shattering everything onto the floor.  We moved it to the warehouse thinking it would do better there.  It rips open master packs and empties the contents.  Seriously.  This cat needs a brick put around its neck and cast into the sea, but I don't want to be cruel; so we put up with it.  I shall soon be as bald as gNads from tearing my hair out because of it.

Anybody have this bitch's address?  Maybe she should adopt it.  Or would that be more cruel than the brick?

Let me guess, it's at least part Siamese ?

[JohnnyReb]

Let me guess, it's at least part Siamese ?

Sounds like it's full blooded to me.....The "X" had several of them damn screaming, holy, terrors.

[EagleKeeper]

Sounds like it's full blooded to me.....The "X" had several of them damn screaming, holy, terrors.

Yeah..they talk, all the time they talk, more often then not for no discernible reason. And it's not just cute little meows... oh no...it's more like yowls.

She takes a deep breath and starts howling and about halfway through she puts in maximum effort. This is also while running like a madcat around the house. Heck this cat can stand at the base of the refrigerator and without taking a step can boing right to the top.

This is Zoey...

[JohnnyReb]

Yeah..they talk, all the time they talk, more often then not for no discernible reason. And it's not just cute little meows... oh no...it's more like yowls.

She takes a deep breath and starts howling and about halfway through she puts in maximum effort. This is also while running like a madcat around the house. Heck this cat can stand at the base of the refrigerator and without taking a step can boing right to the top.

This is Zoey...

OH NO, A FEMALE!!!!!! When they go in heat, they go crazy. At least a male will give you a break and run off for a month or two of Tomcatting around.

[fatboy]

Right now as we sit at our computers in amazement of the new found creative Tour de Force known as LFR....

Response to CherokeeDem (Reply #7)
Tue Mar 18, 2014, 03:56 AM
Lady Freedom Returns (6,928 posts)
8. I have something on the isel right now.

It is taking a little Time since I am combining one of my poems with it. The poem will be part of the painting.

Sight and sound. Poetry in motion. A treat for both the eyes and the imagination. Somewhere, in an obscure art studio in AZ, there is poetry on the pad and a canvas on the isel.

Of course the public will have to wait as these things take time, cannot be rushed.

[fatboy]

From the Program....."The Studios provide a safe, supportive environment for adults and children to foster exploration and development of artistic skills. Participants’ distinct talents are acknowledged from the start, with each being referred to as an “artist” ".

[JohnnyReb]

From the Program....."The Studios provide a safe, supportive environment for adults and children to foster exploration and development of artistic skills. Participants’ distinct talents are acknowledged from the start, with each being referred to as an “artist” ".

As a kid, I stepped in quite a few cow patties....barefooted....I was an artist but my mother stunted my artistic nature.

Hey, some of the "ART" I've seen didn't look half as good as my shitty foot print on the back porch step.

[GOBUCKS]

So, you can be rehabilitated from being stupid?

I hope not. It would destroy the DUmp.

[DUmpsterDiver]

I don't know, it's not a poem unless it includes "blink, blink, blink, blink".

She could always borrow somebody's Aching Seed to spice things up.  She may be seeding White Cloud.