Tell me that I don't live smack in the middle of America's cultural center! 
You are blessed with artistic riches in Wisconsin. Have you seen these live?
That was a joke, right?

I will admit to have seeing the odd giant butter or cheese sculpture at a county fair here or there. *blushes*
Someone sculpted a 12 foot chedder penis for some hippy festival a couple years back. Unfortunatly I missed that one.
I always wondered what the giant cracker for it looked like.