I was thinking of Pamela. Can't remember which one lives in Wichita.
Anne, the wretched miserable old bitch, the dysmenopausal Kansas school teacher, lives in an affluent suburb of Kansas City, Kansas; she's 60, almost 61 now.
Pamela, the greenbiar primitive, lives somewhere in or around Wichita, Kansas; I dunno if she's ever mentioned her age, but she appears to be, what?, maybe circa 45?