Wanna know why you didn't get the job, Tav? Cause you are a loser. From head to toe, you are a loser. When one looks up loser in the dictionary, it has your picture as an example. When you walk into a room, the loser odor permeates the whole room. People can smell it a mile off.
Your best bet at a job is to start dealing drugs on the street.
Tav tried , but he ran into the same problem. Nobody wants to hire a junkie,
not even drug dealers. He couldn't get past the interviews.
His only option was to go into business for himself, and he hates capitalism.
All you would have to do is worry about some minor details... like getting shanked or raped... but I'm sure you can come up with a solution for that.
For Tav, prison rape is not a risk, it's a benefit.
