<------Has extremely high metabolism, is pretty buff, and worked out if you've seen me, takes in 3000 calories, and am a petite 135, unfortunately. If I could at least gain 20lbs, it'd be muscle.
You ain't got cancer, gNads. You ain't even got the disease known as alcoholism. However, you do have a lack of self restraint, and that's the only problem here. I'm a raging alcoholic. Solution: I now know that I must not drink ONE DROP! You are a fat bitch. Solution....
STOP EATING SO MUCH, you victim, you!!