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Offline BattleHymn

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Re: Taverner loses yet another job
« Reply #25 on: May 13, 2013, 10:35:00 PM »
Quote from: Tucker on May 13, 2013, 09:59:19 PM
I didn't bookmark the link. It's a good thing for you that I didn't. You would have spent hours looking at his masterpiece.
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Thanks to Chris' link, I can see that it is coming along well.
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Re: Taverner loses yet another job
« Reply #26 on: May 13, 2013, 10:41:41 PM »
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Come to think of it, unions do create jobs. Companies have to hire two workers to do the work of one.

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Re: Taverner loses yet another job
« Reply #27 on: May 14, 2013, 12:14:06 AM »
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Re: Taverner loses yet another job
« Reply #28 on: May 14, 2013, 06:02:57 AM »
I clicked the link for Tavo's website, I got nothing.

Not that I was expecting anything in the first place...   :lmao:

I guess in that sense, my expectations were met!   :rotf:
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Re: Taverner loses yet another job
« Reply #29 on: May 14, 2013, 06:11:31 AM »
Quote from: diesel driver on May 14, 2013, 06:02:57 AM
I clicked the link for Tavo's website, I got nothing.

Not that I was expecting anything in the first place...   :lmao:

I guess in that sense, my expectations were met!   :rotf:

If you get nothing, you got all of the contents.
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Come to think of it, unions do create jobs. Companies have to hire two workers to do the work of one.

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Re: Taverner loses yet another job
« Reply #30 on: May 14, 2013, 06:19:50 AM »
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19. If Capitalism were replaced with Socialist policies...

...not only would you have a job, but you would have sufficient wages to live a relatively comfortable life. That is why we need to create a wealth tax, so we can repatriate the wealth and redistribute it to organizations and groups that would create real jobs without the necessity of profits.


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Re: Taverner loses yet another job
« Reply #31 on: May 14, 2013, 07:14:29 AM »
I consider myself a bit of a humorist. In History this past semester, we were learning about the Protestant Work Ethic. You know, everyone works hard, and all work is done for the glory of God. So I begin to doodle in my notes a fat man sitting in a recliner. I titled it "The New American Work Ethic".

He needs to get off his fat ass, and get to work.
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Re: Taverner loses yet another job
« Reply #32 on: May 14, 2013, 07:22:48 AM »
Dude, how ****ed up do you have to be to lose a job after three WEEKS?
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Re: Taverner loses yet another job
« Reply #33 on: May 14, 2013, 08:55:34 AM »
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Re: Taverner loses yet another job
« Reply #34 on: May 14, 2013, 09:06:27 AM »
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19. If Capitalism were replaced with Socialist policies...

And if frogs had wings, we'd need bigger fly swatters.   :whatever:

Choke yourself, retard.
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Re: Taverner loses yet another job
« Reply #35 on: May 14, 2013, 11:22:26 AM »
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19. If Capitalism were replaced with Socialist policies...

...not only would you have a job, but you would have sufficient wages to live a relatively comfortable life. That is why we need to create a wealth tax, so we can repatriate the wealth and redistribute it to organizations and groups that would create real jobs without the necessity of profits.


Ban--you're still a member in good standing here.

Why don't you come over here and explain exactly how that'd work?  BTW--go ahead and cite some examples of where that's worked before.  That's okay, we'll wait.

And wait, and wait, and wait....
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Re: Taverner loses yet another job
« Reply #36 on: May 14, 2013, 11:24:40 AM »
BTGOP's dumbass statement reminds me of something I heard that supposedly came from the Soviet Union... "We pretend to work, they pretend to pay us."

Meanwhile, Taverner's old lady would be standing in line for half the day waiting for a loaf of bread.
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Re: Taverner loses yet another job
« Reply #37 on: May 14, 2013, 11:34:44 AM »
The only type of job that ol' Taverner couldn't lose . . . would be a handjob.  Even then, . . . :whistling:
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Re: Taverner loses yet another job
« Reply #38 on: May 14, 2013, 11:36:26 AM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on May 14, 2013, 11:34:44 AM
The only type of job that ol' Taverner couldn't lose . . . would be a handjob.  Even then, . . . :whistling:

I have a feeling Taverner could even lose that.  Knowing most DUmmies' skill with the ladies (or lack thereof).
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Re: Taverner loses yet another job
« Reply #39 on: May 14, 2013, 11:51:10 AM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on May 14, 2013, 11:36:26 AM
I have a feeling Taverner could even lose that.  Knowing most DUmmies' skill with the ladies (or lack thereof).

We're talking one of these, Ralphie:

:jerkit:
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Re: Taverner loses yet another job
« Reply #40 on: May 14, 2013, 11:52:11 AM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on May 14, 2013, 11:51:10 AM
We're talking one of these, Ralphie:

:jerkit:

:doh:

Read that too quickly, sorry!
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Re: Taverner loses yet another job
« Reply #41 on: May 14, 2013, 11:53:16 AM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on May 14, 2013, 11:36:26 AM
I have a feeling Taverner could even lose that.  Knowing most DUmmies' skill with the ladies (or lack thereof).

Their specialty is with the men. The Bull Dykes have claim on the ladies.
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Come to think of it, unions do create jobs. Companies have to hire two workers to do the work of one.

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Re: Taverner loses yet another job
« Reply #42 on: May 14, 2013, 11:59:31 AM »
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real jobs without the necessity of profits

A laughable DUmp concept, but it's exactly the purpose of the tens of billions wasted on "renewable energy".
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Re: Taverner loses yet another job
« Reply #43 on: May 14, 2013, 12:17:24 PM »
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19. If Capitalism were replaced with Socialist policies...

...not only would you have a job, but you would have sufficient wages to live a relatively comfortable life. That is why we need to create a wealth tax, so we can repatriate the wealth and redistribute it to organizations and groups that would create real jobs without the necessity of profits.

God, he is so ****ing stupid!!!!!!  :mental: Just call yourself a Communist.
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Re: Taverner loses yet another job
« Reply #44 on: May 14, 2013, 12:22:00 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on May 14, 2013, 11:22:26 AM


Ban--you're still a member in good standing here.

Why don't you come over here and explain exactly how that'd work?  BTW--go ahead and cite some examples of where that's worked before.  That's okay, we'll wait.

And wait, and wait, and wait....

Don't count on it.
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Re: Taverner loses yet another job
« Reply #45 on: May 14, 2013, 01:01:05 PM »
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19. If pigs had wings...

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Re: Taverner loses yet another job
« Reply #46 on: May 14, 2013, 05:00:51 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on May 14, 2013, 11:34:44 AM
The only type of job that ol' Taverner couldn't lose . . . would be a handjob.  Even then, . . . :whistling:

A hearty H5 given for that one BSS. Made me laugh.
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Re: Taverner loses yet another job
« Reply #47 on: May 14, 2013, 06:34:06 PM »
Quote from: chitownchica on May 14, 2013, 05:00:51 PM
A hearty H5 given for that one BSS. Made me laugh.

Why, thank you!  Right back at ya! :cheersmate:
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Re: Taverner loses yet another job
« Reply #48 on: May 15, 2013, 03:01:25 AM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on May 14, 2013, 06:34:06 PM
Why, thank you!  Right back at ya! :cheersmate:

Thanks!
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