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Offline Big Dog

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Re: My SO has no Idea!
« Reply #25 on: March 31, 2013, 08:44:02 PM »
Quote from: Delmar on March 31, 2013, 08:10:26 PM
Pathetic act-of-God tornado excuse, flash drive stolen out of her shopping cart, no job in nearly two years, and no bank account.  Coming up with the missing college transcripts will not help this hapless reject, she should be grateful if she finds a minimum wage job pushing a broom.    

She can make better money blowing truck drivers out at the Joplin 44 Truck stop on the Interstate. Hell, she could earn enough money to pay for Listerine, dental floss, some Little Debbie Swiss Rolls, and her transcripts!
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Re: My SO has no Idea!
« Reply #26 on: March 31, 2013, 09:16:57 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on March 31, 2013, 07:10:33 PM
Not absolutely positive, but I believe one of the consequences of being declared delinquent on a Federally-backed student loan is that they freeze your access to transcripts.

Huh.  Didn't know that.
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Re: My SO has no Idea!
« Reply #27 on: March 31, 2013, 09:23:10 PM »
Quote from: 98ZJUSMC on March 31, 2013, 09:16:57 PM
Huh.  Didn't know that.

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Re: My SO has no Idea!
« Reply #28 on: March 31, 2013, 09:59:13 PM »
Quote from: docstew on March 31, 2013, 07:42:52 PM
I call BS. I've gotten transcripts multiple times since I left college, and I still have student loan debt. As long as you don't owe money to THE SCHOOL, they'll send your official transcripts for a nominal fee of around $20

Dollars to doughnuts you have debt, but aren't in default on it, though, unlike the DUmmie.
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Re: My SO has no Idea!
« Reply #29 on: March 31, 2013, 10:32:52 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on March 31, 2013, 09:59:13 PM
Dollars to doughnuts you have debt, but aren't in default on it, though, unlike the DUmmie.

I was at one point, but as of now, no, I'm not
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Re: My SO has no Idea!
« Reply #30 on: April 01, 2013, 02:14:14 AM »
Quote from: Traveshamockery on March 31, 2013, 08:43:13 PM


That's the reply that had me shaking my head.  Someone has a job giving gifts to children?  Brownies baked with marijuana and passed out at schools don't qualify as gifts, DUmmie. 

You and EC are cracking me up!
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Re: My SO has no Idea!
« Reply #31 on: April 01, 2013, 08:03:26 AM »
Giving gifts to children!   :lmao:  Quite the lucrative field. 

For a communications major, the DUmmie has atrocious grammar and sentence structure.  Anything she applies for is going to have the whiff of RSmith all over it. 
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Re: My SO has no Idea!
« Reply #32 on: April 01, 2013, 11:40:59 AM »
1st of all this doesn't bode well for the relationship, you're starting off on the wrong foot by lying, and liars always get caught, 2nd of all you're not applying for jobs in your chosen field not because of your transcripts being lost, but because you're delinquent on on your student loans, and you know if you get a job in your chosen field that your pay will be subject to garnishment and your bosses will see they have a not so reliable employee.
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Re: My SO has no Idea!
« Reply #33 on: April 01, 2013, 12:24:30 PM »
Quote from: Big Dog on March 31, 2013, 08:44:02 PM
She can make better money blowing truck drivers out at the Joplin 44 Truck stop on the Interstate.
That's the job she wants. It's a common occupation for a BA in Communications. But truckstops require hookers to produce their transcripts. In the 0conomy they can be selective.
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Re: My SO has no Idea!
« Reply #34 on: April 01, 2013, 02:27:39 PM »
Maybe her and the dark angel primitive can hook up and discuss relationship advice.    :rotf:
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Re: My SO has no Idea!
« Reply #35 on: April 01, 2013, 02:33:37 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on April 01, 2013, 12:24:30 PM
That's the job she wants. It's a common occupation for a BA in Communications. But truckstops require hookers to produce their transcripts. In the 0conomy they can be selective.

Hey!!!!!!  :rant:

(Actually I have a BS which is more fitting!  :-) )

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Re: My SO has no Idea!
« Reply #36 on: April 01, 2013, 02:47:26 PM »
I'm confused...does she have a degree or not? If she needs to go back to school to finish, wouldn't that indicate she doesn't have a degree? Or is she going for an MA? Is that where she learns sentence structure?

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Re: My SO has no Idea!
« Reply #37 on: April 01, 2013, 03:00:36 PM »
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My SO has no Idea!

LFR, it is you that doesn't have any idea.  I've had surgeries due to injuries on both ankles and my right knee.  On the days my joints don't hurt, my broken bones do, when they don't, the scars I've collected hurt.  All that, and I endured a layoff.  I was unhappy with it, but you know what it isn't that you get knocked down, it's that you get back up.  I started a business with everyone telling me it was a bad idea, but just starting I'm already covering three-quarters of my pay from before.  Don't tell me what you can't do.

Laying down and whining about why you can't do something is easy.
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Re: My SO has no Idea!
« Reply #38 on: April 01, 2013, 05:35:32 PM »
Quote from: delilahmused on April 01, 2013, 02:47:26 PM
I'm confused...does she have a degree or not? If she needs to go back to school to finish, wouldn't that indicate she doesn't have a degree? Or is she going for an MA? Is that where she learns sentence structure?

Cindie

Doesn't sound like it, Cindie.  I'm not even sure she really got the two-year degree "For reals," let alone the Bachelor's.
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Re: My SO has no Idea!
« Reply #39 on: April 01, 2013, 07:39:14 PM »
If the government pays for your education, they can do pretty much anything they want to screw up your career.

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Re: My SO has no Idea!
« Reply #40 on: April 02, 2013, 04:29:02 AM »
Quote from: Duke Nukum on April 01, 2013, 07:39:14 PM
If the government pays for your education, they can do pretty much anything they want to screw up your career.

If you don't like the terms the Devil offers, do not sign the contract.

Also, Satan the government can change said 'contract' at any time.
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Re: My SO has no Idea!
« Reply #41 on: April 02, 2013, 07:36:51 AM »
That's very true, and terrifying, IMO.  I believe I would run screaming into the night rather than take government "help." 

I know a fellow around here, who's mildly retarded, yet somewhat independent.  He's about 70.  He's been barely scraping by all his life with a little disability money.  He recently won $10K in the lottery.  State came sniffing around, determined that made him "rich," and now he's in a heap of financial trouble.  Which he is not really able to understand. 
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