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Re: Primitive asks about dating conservatives.
« Reply #25 on: February 18, 2013, 04:17:40 PM »
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Off the top of my head, I suspect the OP DUmbass is trying to get the ground rules set firmly in it's mind BEFORE the O-conomy goes TU.  So as to understand how not to lose it's meal ticket, you know...
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Re: Primitive asks about dating conservatives.
« Reply #26 on: February 18, 2013, 05:02:56 PM »
The only possible advantage for a Conservative man to date some liberal nutjob would be if she was attractive and put out. Otherwise they wouldn't have much else in common if there was anythng to begin with.
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Re: Primitive asks about dating conservatives.
« Reply #27 on: February 18, 2013, 05:54:51 PM »
Quote from: Airwolf on February 18, 2013, 05:02:56 PM
The only possible advantage for a Conservative man to date some liberal nutjob would be if she was attractive and put out. Otherwise they wouldn't have much else in common if there was anythng to begin with.

I could tolerate someone who disagrees with me but what I can't stand about leftists is the passive-agressive, hostility disguised as jokes debate strategy that they all rely on.
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Re: Primitive asks about dating conservatives.
« Reply #28 on: February 18, 2013, 06:46:43 PM »
My parents died of Alzheimer's Disease.....dad spent 5 years in a nursing home and mom had round the clock home care for 4 years and then a year in the nursing home......no government help.....it was all paid with money that they had worked for, raked, scraped, pinched and saved......and I'm still an ultra conservative.

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Re: Primitive asks about dating conservatives.
« Reply #29 on: February 18, 2013, 06:54:23 PM »
Why would someone use DU for dating advice? It is not a dating site.  :mental:
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Re: Primitive asks about dating conservatives.
« Reply #30 on: February 18, 2013, 07:07:57 PM »
Best way to date a conservative is be a conservative.
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Re: Primitive asks about dating conservatives.
« Reply #31 on: February 18, 2013, 07:20:48 PM »
Number one, self examination: Why am I dating a Freeper? What am I getting out of it that I would risk a tombstone at the DUmmie Mecca?

Number two, examine your environment: Why do I a post to a vile website like Moonbat central? Why I am bringing my dating problems here? Do I secretly want to be ostracized from this bunch of howling inane inmates?

Number three, make a list of all of the good qualities and all of the negative qualities of your Freeper beau. Does the good out weigh  the bad? Does he look like a good catch? Will he provide for you and your progeny?

Number four, acquire metaphorical matches and kerosine and burn your bridges to the loony bin and choose happiness. Conversely, if you cannot give up the loser lifestyle, burn the bridge with your sane beau. There are plenty of Marxist losers out their, easily identified by their Ernesto/Manson-wear and as much misery in the world as you can take. Why toy with happiness when you don't have to?
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