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Offline WinOne4TheGipper

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Re: Spotted potato has the answers
« Reply #25 on: December 25, 2012, 08:16:13 PM »
Sometimes, the jokes just write themselves.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022061427http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022061427
If the bad guy is hispanic, you are sooo screwed.
That's going to make his poker go limp. Yup.

Lots of fun in the thread.

So um, if the goal is to kill or incapicitate an intruder, why are any of these methods morally superior to a gun?  He's just as dead with a blunt force blow to the head (if you can even get a swing in) as he is with a gun.
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Re: Spotted potato has the answers
« Reply #26 on: December 25, 2012, 08:19:36 PM »
So um, if the goal is to kill or incapicitate an intruder, why are any of these methods morally superior to a gun?  He's just as dead with a blunt force blow to the head (if you can even get a swing in) as he is with a gun.

Then there is the fact that some of their methods might not kill the intruder, but merely cause them permanent damage.  What a way to set themselves up for a lawsuit.

Imagine the person blinded by by bugspray suing for everything they own.  They can't do that if they are dead.

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Re: Spotted potato has the answers
« Reply #27 on: December 26, 2012, 06:41:15 AM »
I set bear traps by the doors every night.  Works real well.  Ask my 3 legged dog.
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Re: Spotted potato has the answers
« Reply #28 on: December 26, 2012, 07:40:54 AM »
The DUmmies might as well go full retard and just buy one of these.

http://www.jamesmcadam.co.uk/portfolio_html/sb_table.html

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Re: Spotted potato has the answers
« Reply #29 on: December 26, 2012, 08:51:26 AM »
The DUmmies might as well go full retard and just buy one of these.

http://www.jamesmcadam.co.uk/portfolio_html/sb_table.html


Not scary enough. They need to paint it black, and that way they can call it an "assault table".
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Re: Spotted potato has the answers
« Reply #30 on: December 26, 2012, 12:38:45 PM »
Not scary enough. They need to paint it black, and that way they can call it an "assault table".

 :lmao:

How long are we going to have to endure this "Home Alone" phase of theirs?