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Offline Ballygrl

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Re: the Taverner primitive loses job
« Reply #50 on: December 22, 2012, 01:38:31 PM »
Who's going to be paying the bills for him, the kids and wifey?
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Re: the Taverner primitive loses job
« Reply #51 on: December 22, 2012, 01:39:58 PM »
Who's going to be paying the bills for him, the kids and wifey?

You and I.

After you and I run out of money, I dunno who.
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Re: the Taverner primitive loses job
« Reply #52 on: December 22, 2012, 05:43:01 PM »
He's not fit to clean Cat Stevens' toilet bowl.

Wouldn't that more accurately be "Yusuf Islam's bowl of rocks" ?

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Re: the Taverner primitive loses job
« Reply #53 on: December 22, 2012, 08:50:56 PM »
Who's going to be paying the bills for him, the kids and wifey?

I'm betting he will start dealing drugs out of his recording studio.
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Re: the Taverner primitive loses job
« Reply #54 on: December 22, 2012, 11:43:55 PM »
It sounded to me like he recorded a rift that was 5 or 6 seconds long then looped it for however many minutes the 'song' lasted. Then on top of the looped rift he dubbed some additional but similar rift. The initial looped rift was grating. I assume it was supposed to be in the background, but its volume is much too loud. The additional rift that he dubbed is basically as grating as the first but is much quieter. At least it seems to slightly less redundant than the background rift.

I don't know much about music or recorded so I may be wrong. It's just my take.

It might have been better if they had all been playing the same song.  But not much.

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Re: the Taverner primitive loses job
« Reply #55 on: December 23, 2012, 06:08:39 AM »
I'm betting he will start dealing drugs out of his recording studio.

That would fall under the 'Given' column in a basic, tenth-grade math proof.
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Re: the Taverner primitive loses job
« Reply #56 on: December 23, 2012, 08:26:17 AM »
And they wonder why people like me have no tolerance or patience for people like him.

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Re: the Taverner primitive loses job
« Reply #57 on: December 23, 2012, 08:48:47 AM »
I'm betting he will start dealing drugs out of his recording studio.

Start, Start, sounds like he has been doing this for far too many years.

So much like my son when he bought his first electric guitar. He naturally could not read music but felt he could fake it.

 So he begins this with the opening cords to  Smoke On The Water, He in the Attic drove the rest of the family NUTS playing this over and over again for DAYS.   Da da da, da te da da.    We were waiting for the next cords to come and we were about to put Fire in the Sky's on him.  

We tried to tell him that one cannot bake a cake if one cannot read the recipe.  Well youth, their idea that one can do what the experts do with out allot of training and hard work.

This recording sounds like a few kids who were just a ONE Note Johnnie's came in to " pluck their magic twangier" shake their long hair around and wiggle their hips and expect to make some money out of it.


 
 

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Re: the Taverner primitive loses job
« Reply #58 on: December 23, 2012, 01:33:49 PM »
I guess shooting up in the company restroom wasn't such a good idea after all.
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Re: the Taverner primitive loses job
« Reply #59 on: December 23, 2012, 01:45:18 PM »
I guess shooting up in the company restroom wasn't such a good idea after all.

At any place that would hire this DUmpmonkey, shooting up in the men's room wouldn't raise an eyebrow.

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Re: the Taverner primitive loses job
« Reply #60 on: December 23, 2012, 02:27:19 PM »
Heard :20 seconds of it. That sucked.
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Re: the Taverner primitive loses job
« Reply #61 on: December 23, 2012, 03:02:08 PM »
It's the same 3 or 4 notes over and over again.

Wow. That really sucked.

Do you actually have to know how to play a guitar to hit the same 3 notes over and over again?
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Re: the Taverner primitive loses job
« Reply #62 on: December 23, 2012, 06:48:00 PM »
It sounds like a sucky song intro played on repeat.

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Re: the Taverner primitive loses job
« Reply #63 on: December 23, 2012, 06:51:57 PM »
It sounds like a sucky song intro played on repeat.
Bingo! I was waiting or a solo, at least. I wonder what the lyrics would sound like.
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Re: the Taverner primitive loses job
« Reply #64 on: December 24, 2012, 07:45:01 AM »
He didn't get a lot of replies, and only 4 recs.  I wonder if on some level, the DUmmies understand that an OP that says "No money"....followed by "kids" is not a reason to celebrate. 

However, I believe his wife took the kids and left.  He never returned to his thread since Friday.  Maybe he OD'd. 

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Re: the Taverner primitive loses job
« Reply #65 on: December 24, 2012, 08:27:59 AM »
He didn't get a lot of replies, and only 4 recs.  I wonder if on some level, the DUmmies understand that an OP that says "No money"....followed by "kids" is not a reason to celebrate. 

However, I believe his wife took the kids and left.  He never returned to his thread since Friday.  Maybe he OD'd. 

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