I'm not a beach guy, but the wife loves it. I've done a tour in the Navy, and don't get all excited about the ocean anymore. St. Augustine has the cleanest water of any beach I've been to in the U.S. There was no crowd, no partying teenagers, and that was the way I liked it.

My wife got embarrassed by my swim trunks, she should be used to them by now.

She hated the beach towel I bought even more. Look at this sexy beast.

She told me with the swim trunks and beach towel, I was just showing how big a redneck I am. SO I told her to get a picture of
Captain Confederacy.
