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Make them wear funny wigs
« on: June 17, 2012, 09:19:53 AM »
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002810738
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Fri Jun 15, 2012, 12:20 AM
 Occulus (19,083 posts)

24-hour poll: Does DU need judges as well as juries?
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 Yes -- 12 (17%)
 No  --  59 (83%)
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Response to Occulus (Original post)
Fri Jun 15, 2012, 12:22 AM
 DURHAM D (14,251 posts)
1. Yes -
so crap like this will be removed when the jury fails.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002810596
Link given refers to the "feminine" thread we laughed at.
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boppers (16,230 posts)
2. If you don't trust juries, why trust judges?
Why give one person to the power to over-ride 6? Why even have juries?
They keep our moles occupied, that's why.
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Response to EFerrari (Reply #13)
Fri Jun 15, 2012, 12:57 AM
 Occulus (19,083 posts)
14. Three trolls sat on a jury.
What happens next?
The moles vote the other way. See, easy.
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Fri Jun 15, 2012, 01:21 AM
 EFerrari (163,288 posts)
17. How often does that happen?

Seriously, how big a problem is it?
What problem? There's no problem at all.  Nothing to see here, move along.
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18. I'm not certain that is an answerable question

That said, I've been seeing numbers greater than one instead of zeroes lately under the names of low-count trolls who have been PPR'd in the "Number of times served on a Jury" spot, and that bothers me.
Only trolls disrupt, moles try to blend in.
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Fri Jun 15, 2012, 12:49 AM
 Occulus (19,083 posts)
12. We already have those.

And MIRT really does do a fantastic job. 
Yup, they sure do. Yup.  :rotf: :lmao:
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Re: Make them wear funny wigs
« Reply #1 on: June 17, 2012, 09:42:39 AM »
Only trolls disrupt, moles try to blend in.

Yup, they sure do. Yup.  :rotf: :lmao:

How many moles have served on various juries?  Only The Shadow (and Teh Rove) know for sure.
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Re: Make them wear funny wigs
« Reply #2 on: June 17, 2012, 12:53:42 PM »
How many moles have served on various juries?  Only The Shadow (and Teh Rove) know for sure.

Actually the Koch Brothers are running the mole ops.  Rove is busy promoting wind power.

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Re: Make them wear funny wigs
« Reply #3 on: June 17, 2012, 01:52:28 PM »
Actually the Koch Brothers are running the mole ops.  Rove is busy promoting wind power.

You keep believing that.  Us crypto guys know better. :tongue:
"Timid men prefer the calm of despotism to the tempestuous sea of Liberty." - Thomas Jefferson

"All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk!" -Ayn Rand
 
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Re: Make them wear funny wigs
« Reply #4 on: June 17, 2012, 01:59:04 PM »
You keep believing that.  Us crypto guys know better. :tongue:

You mean the wind power thing is a rouge...roose...rouse...screw it?

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Re: Make them wear funny wigs
« Reply #5 on: June 17, 2012, 08:53:06 PM »
How many moles have served on various juries?  Only The Shadow (and Teh Rove) know for sure.

Actually the Koch Brothers are running the mole ops.  Rove is busy promoting wind power.

You keep believing that.  Us crypto guys know better. :tongue:

OK guys! Dammit I done told you about this crap!!! You done violated op-sec... again... and it ain't the 2nd or 3rd time either. I can't cover for you anymore.  Please report to section 15 for "reassignment".

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Re: Make them wear funny wigs
« Reply #6 on: June 18, 2012, 04:11:43 AM »
OK guys! Dammit I done told you about this crap!!! You done violated op-sec... again... and it ain't the 2nd or 3rd time either. I can't cover for you anymore.  Please report to section 15 for "reassignment".

That is all.

Perk, I wrote those rules. :tongue: And in the interests of "fairness," I also wrote a "get out of jail free card" in there--for me.  (Check Section 333-665, paragraph a, subparagraph 4.) :tongue: :whistling:
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Re: Make them wear funny wigs
« Reply #7 on: June 18, 2012, 04:46:23 AM »
Perk, I wrote those rules. :tongue: And in the interests of "fairness," I also wrote a "get out of jail free card" in there--for me.  (Check Section 333-665, paragraph a, subparagraph 4.) :tongue: :whistling:

Damn, Perky, he's right
But if you check out paragraph b, subparagraph 9, it says you can drive him out to the middle of nowhere and leave him there naked.   :panic:
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Re: Make them wear funny wigs
« Reply #8 on: June 18, 2012, 07:28:00 AM »
Damn, Perky, he's right
But if you check out paragraph b, subparagraph 9, it says you can drive him out to the middle of nowhere and leave him there naked.   :panic:

Paragraph c, subparagraph 1, says that only the Sweedish Bikini Team can do that, and they also have to be naked.  And, they have to bring camping gear with them, set it up, and stay with me for the duration. :-) :tongue: :yahoo:
"Timid men prefer the calm of despotism to the tempestuous sea of Liberty." - Thomas Jefferson

"All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk!" -Ayn Rand
 
"Those that trust God with their safety must yet use proper means for their safety, otherwise they tempt Him, and do not trust Him.  God will provide, but so must we also." - Matthew Henry, Commentary on 2 Chronicles 32, from Matthew Henry's Commentary on the Whole Bible

"These anti-gun fools are more dangerous to liberty than street criminals or foreign spies."--Theodore Haas, Dachau Survivor

Chase her.
Chase her even when she's yours.
That's the only way you'll be assured to never lose her.