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Re: poll: what label seems to offend them the most?
« Reply #25 on: March 06, 2011, 09:12:18 PM »
What label--"DUmmies" or "primitives"--seems to offend them the most?

There's a third monicker for the denizens of Skins's island, "DUmors," and while its usage is increasing, it hasn't yet come into general popular usage yet.

"DUmmies" was invented by some long ago person on freerepublic, circa 2003, back when George Bush was president and all was well with the world, and DUmmieland looked upon as the color-comics in the Sunday newspapers.  It was meant to convey the rather accurate and fair image of the DUmmies as laughable, ridiculous, ludicrous, preposterous, stupid, funny.

"Primitives" was invented at our old home in mid-2006, when the world was starting to unravel as the Dems took over Congress, and Skins's island was looked upon as an excellent and close contained laboratory for anthropological research.  It was meant to convey the rather accurate and fair image of the primitives as cruel, barbaric, brutal, coarse, unsophisticated, ill-mannered, uncouth savages.

Which label--"DUmmies" or "primitives" seems to offend them the most?

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Re: poll: what label seems to offend them the most?
« Reply #26 on: May 16, 2011, 11:43:04 PM »
The Coach coined the best 'primitives'.  Also his references to Margret Mead strike deep into the hearts of those that know who she is and what she did. The other primitives are blissfully ignorant...like the studied primitives.
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Re: poll: what label seems to offend them the most?
« Reply #27 on: May 17, 2011, 05:28:07 AM »
I like both "DUmmy" and "DUmp monkey," but have seen little reaction to either.  I have received significant reaction from the use of "Dim" on other boards.  However, it does seem that "primitive" irritates them beyond any of the others.  Perhaps it's just too true... :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Re: poll: what label seems to offend them the most?
« Reply #28 on: May 17, 2011, 07:58:50 AM »
However, it does seem that "primitive" irritates them beyond any of the others.  Perhaps it's just too true... :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

You know, madam, I'm very sorry use of that word to describe the primitives bothers the primitives--and it does, really--but there is a thing such as a "Truth in Labeling" law; one is compelled to call a product what that product is.

To call the primitives "geniuses" or "sophisticates" or "caring people" or "literate" would be a lie.

One should call things what they are, and in this case, the primitives on Skins's island are very similar with what Margaret Mead was finding in the South Seas eighty years ago, what with the castes, the taboos, the totems, the rituals and ceremonies, the superstitions, the gods and the anti-gods, the body decorations and mutilations, as they are on Skins's island.

Of course, the significant difference is that the natives of the South Seas were trying to live in an environment generally hostile to them, while our own primitives, generally of affluent European derivation, exist in an environment that not only tolerates them, but allows them to flourish and prosper at everybody else's expense and trouble.
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Re: poll: what label seems to offend them the most?
« Reply #29 on: May 13, 2012, 09:50:46 PM »
"Primitives," no doubt.

They hate truth, whereas we as conservatives are seekers of truth.  Discussing and debating with them is pointless; they won't listen to anything that doesn't agree with what they've already pre-determined to believe.

No reason to cast pearls before swine, just shake the sand from your sandles, laugh at how stupid and out-of-touch they are, and move on to more fertile ground with people who are willing to reason.

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Re: poll: what label seems to offend them the most?
« Reply #30 on: May 13, 2012, 10:09:24 PM »
Is there any chance we can add more choices?
My suggestions
Windowlicker
Hosesipper
Mole
Troll
Seminole (minimum1/32nd)
Mouthagape
Drooler

If we can't add any of these, I will vote for "Primitive".
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Re: poll: what label seems to offend them the most?
« Reply #31 on: May 13, 2012, 10:26:36 PM »
I voted for 'primitives'.  It really does seem to get under their skin.

Also, when explaining the DUmp to good and decent people in real life, I always refer to the inhabitants as primitives.  It piques the interest of those that might otherwise not be interested in studying such things. 

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Re: poll: what label seems to offend them the most?
« Reply #32 on: May 14, 2012, 05:06:27 AM »
I'm not sure.  I think they're inured to DUmmie.  Primitive does seem to rankle a few.  There must be a word out there that can adequately describe the vile, hateful, jealous, blackhearted, useless, soul sucking scourges on humanity they are.   

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Re: poll: what label seems to offend them the most?
« Reply #33 on: May 14, 2012, 05:47:08 AM »
I went with DUmmie...but the one that drives them completely batshit crazy isn't on there...call them Socialist or Communist and see what happens.
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Re: poll: what label seems to offend them the most?
« Reply #34 on: May 14, 2012, 05:58:46 AM »
Spelling democrat without a capital 'D' gets them to start flinging poo for a while.
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Re: poll: what label seems to offend them the most?
« Reply #35 on: May 14, 2012, 10:11:09 AM »
Went with "not sure".
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Re: poll: what label seems to offend them the most?
« Reply #36 on: May 14, 2012, 10:39:19 AM »
Went with "not sure".
The democratics seem to get lathered up over just about any little thing.

That's another thing they have in common with violent muzzies.

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Re: poll: what label seems to offend them the most?
« Reply #37 on: May 14, 2012, 01:59:58 PM »
I did not vote, Frank. It lacks:

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Re: poll: what label seems to offend them the most?
« Reply #38 on: May 14, 2012, 02:04:57 PM »
I use DUmpmonkeys since they fling poo when they are fake outraged.






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Re: poll: what label seems to offend them the most?
« Reply #39 on: May 14, 2012, 02:25:27 PM »
I use DUmpmonkeysDUmpmonkiez since they fling poo when they are fake outraged.

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Re: poll: what label seems to offend them the most?
« Reply #40 on: May 14, 2012, 02:36:21 PM »
FIFY and BSYSAW.

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Re: poll: what label seems to offend them the most?
« Reply #41 on: May 14, 2012, 02:37:24 PM »
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Re: poll: what label seems to offend them the most?
« Reply #43 on: May 14, 2012, 02:43:35 PM »
:chairshot:

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Re: poll: what label seems to offend them the most?
« Reply #44 on: May 14, 2012, 02:47:10 PM »
Do you need me to rub your tummy?

NO!  the last time I fell for that one I got pregnant






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Re: poll: what label seems to offend them the most?
« Reply #45 on: May 14, 2012, 02:57:44 PM »
NO!  the last time I fell for that one I got pregnant

... I'll pull out...

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Re: poll: what label seems to offend them the most?
« Reply #46 on: May 14, 2012, 03:03:16 PM »
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Re: poll: what label seems to offend them the most?
« Reply #47 on: May 14, 2012, 10:14:35 PM »
Definitely "primitive."

I've read posts that start, "I found a site where they refer to us as 'primitives.'" As if it were in any way inaccurate.

I never see complain about being called DUmmies.  It would be like us complaining when they call us "FReepers" I suppose.

Honestly, one would think they would be happy to be called "primitives" considering how much disdain they have for civilization.

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