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Re: Will Pitt Wants to Pee on Dead Dude
« Reply #25 on: January 13, 2011, 11:30:51 AM »
Pitt is gay if I remember correctly.
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Re: Will Pitt Wants to Pee on Dead Dude
« Reply #26 on: January 13, 2011, 11:39:31 AM »
It's an ancient Chinese curse you retard.

Did everyone see what he wrote?  Will Pitt wants to urinate on the Chinese.

Will Pitt HATES Asians.

Sounds like...it's some kinda freakazoidal sekshull thang.

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Re: Will Pitt Wants to Pee on Dead Dude
« Reply #27 on: January 13, 2011, 01:45:38 PM »
PittStain hates Asians because 1+1 will never = potato in their culture!
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Re: Will Pitt Wants to Pee on Dead Dude
« Reply #28 on: January 13, 2011, 01:48:33 PM »
Or, I only drink with my friends, that's why I always drink alone.

It was a reference to a highly-fitting George Thorogood song.

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Re: Will Pitt Wants to Pee on Dead Dude
« Reply #29 on: January 13, 2011, 01:57:23 PM »
No, he's not overtly gay.  Frank found his wedding photos for us.  She has a big tramp-stamp that the cut of her wedding dress allowed to show.

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Re: Will Pitt Wants to Pee on Dead Dude
« Reply #30 on: January 13, 2011, 03:06:17 PM »
Pitt is gay if I remember correctly.

Deep back in the anals of time and space there existed a picture of Wee Willy giving tongue to some dude, I mean, this might have been a Mass-Du Meet up, the Scammy event or at the Cindy She-hen gathering with the black cowboy hat in Texas.  I am pretty sure I don't have a copy.   Wee Willie may just be a switch hitter but I have long considered his marriage merely fulfills a condition of the late great will.  Ditto any breeding which may take place if Willie can still produce strong swimmers after all the booze. :cheersmate: 
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Re: Will Pitt Wants to Pee on Dead Dude
« Reply #31 on: January 13, 2011, 03:38:34 PM »
Deep back in the anals of time and space there existed a picture of Wee Willy giving tongue to some dude, I mean, this might have been a Mass-Du Meet up, the Scammy event or at the Cindy She-hen gathering with the black cowboy hat in Texas.
You have a point. His Midnight Cowboy costume didn't look very hetero. And the only sexual reference in all the garbage he's posted over the years was about his failed homo pass at Kevin Spacey. I always figured his perpetual state of drunkenness rendered him neuter.

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Re: Will Pitt Wants to Pee on Dead Dude
« Reply #32 on: January 13, 2011, 04:47:51 PM »
Deep back in the anals of time and space there existed a picture of Wee Willy giving tongue to some dude, I mean, this might have been a Mass-Du Meet up, the Scammy event or at the Cindy She-hen gathering with the black cowboy hat in Texas.  I am pretty sure I don't have a copy.   Wee Willie may just be a switch hitter but I have long considered his marriage merely fulfills a condition of the late great will.  Ditto any breeding which may take place if Willie can still produce strong swimmers after all the booze. :cheersmate: 

Sorry but there may be a few of us who have no idea who you are talking about.    Wee Willie sounds interesting, sort of like the Midnight Cowboy in the film.

He also reminds me from what I have read on this forum of an old boss of mine that regardless of the subject turned it into a description of his small manhood.  This SOB, and one of the nicest SOB's I have yet to meet, thought nothing of talking to us girls on break and denigrate his manhood.  The result was each and every one of us believed he was built like a horse and was playing a game.

We never heard any complaints from the woman he seduced, and not a one of dozens would talk about his manhood except to say that as he was all mussel his weight on them was a problem. 

Rats, us woman wanted to know how he, if as he said, was in need of tweezers to pee, got all his conquests to be so loyal to him.

Wee Willy is a Democrat, my boss a Republican but they may have been cut from the same cloth.

Just wondering here how and what goes on in the mind of men, so he gave tongue to another man, I have seen men messing around stick their tongue in anthers ear and laugh, as far as I know woman seldom do that even as a joke.

Men have their inside jokes and lifestyle that they seldom reveal to woman, very interesting.

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Re: Will Pitt Wants to Pee on Dead Dude
« Reply #33 on: January 13, 2011, 06:55:17 PM »
Will Pitt,........ :???:
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Re: Will Pitt Wants to Pee on Dead Dude
« Reply #34 on: January 14, 2011, 11:32:40 AM »
Sorry but there may be a few of us who have no idea who you are talking about.    Wee Willie sounds interesting, sort of like the Midnight Cowboy in the film.

He also reminds me from what I have read on this forum of an old boss of mine that regardless of the subject turned it into a description of his small manhood.  This SOB, and one of the nicest SOB's I have yet to meet, thought nothing of talking to us girls on break and denigrate his manhood.  The result was each and every one of us believed he was built like a horse and was playing a game.

We never heard any complaints from the woman he seduced, and not a one of dozens would talk about his manhood except to say that as he was all mussel his weight on them was a problem. 

Rats, us woman wanted to know how he, if as he said, was in need of tweezers to pee, got all his conquests to be so loyal to him.

Wee Willy is a Democrat, my boss a Republican but they may have been cut from the same cloth.

Just wondering here how and what goes on in the mind of men, so he gave tongue to another man, I have seen men messing around stick their tongue in anthers ear and laugh, as far as I know woman seldom do that even as a joke.

Men have their inside jokes and lifestyle that they seldom reveal to woman, very interesting.

Ok Vesta, when I get some time I will have to go see if I can find any Wee Willy Pitt pictures.  In the interim, did your former boss also lick his eyebrows?  This might have been clue one as to other prowess he may have possessed :tongue: :whistling:.

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Re: Will Pitt Wants to Pee on Dead Dude
« Reply #35 on: January 14, 2011, 11:39:34 AM »
Poor Pitt.  :loser:

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At least he got stupid Beth and Cal Peg to respond.  Thankfully the latter didn't give us a gawd-awful poem.

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Re: Will Pitt Wants to Pee on Dead Dude
« Reply #36 on: January 14, 2011, 11:50:48 AM »
Ok Vesta, when I get some time I will have to go see if I can find any Wee Willy Pitt pictures.  In the interim, did your former boss also lick his eyebrows?  This might have been clue one as to other prowess he may have possessed :tongue: :whistling:.



I've got at least one in my photobucket account, but I can't access it from work.

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Re: Will Pitt Wants to Pee on Dead Dude
« Reply #37 on: January 14, 2011, 01:43:03 PM »
I've got at least one in my photobucket account, but I can't access it from work.

EDIT, found!



Oh yeah! I remember this one! 'Splains a lot! Now we know the only thing he's "bouncin'" is balls off his chin!!! hehehehehehehe!!!

ETA:

I sure hope PittStain lurks around here occasionally, so he knows how much we appreciate him! Lol!
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Re: Will Pitt Wants to Pee on Dead Dude
« Reply #38 on: January 14, 2011, 02:07:39 PM »
How does he plan on pissing on anyones grave? With the cold weather they're having, it'll be summer time before he can find it.

Pardon my crudite (can't add the accent mark, oh well), but,

Wee Willie will find the grave to piss on about the time he manages to dig his willie out of his pants.  Someone mail the guy a microscope please.
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Re: Will Pitt Wants to Pee on Dead Dude
« Reply #39 on: January 14, 2011, 02:12:12 PM »
Oh yeah! I remember this one! 'Splains a lot! Now we know the only thing he's "bouncin'" is balls off his chin!!! hehehehehehehe!!!

ETA:

I sure hope PittStain lurks around here occasionally, so he knows how much we appreciate him! Lol!

Someone should call that bar that he hangs out in and ask for him. :lmao:
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Re: Will Pitt Wants to Pee on Dead Dude
« Reply #40 on: January 14, 2011, 02:20:05 PM »
Someone should call that bar that he hangs out in and ask for him. :lmao:

The Midget Bar, yes?
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Re: Will Pitt Wants to Pee on Dead Dude
« Reply #41 on: January 14, 2011, 02:45:51 PM »
Self-absorbed asshole.  Six references to "I" and two drunken icon-hugs.  That's what's so insufferable about him and his "writing."  It is so self-regarding, it's unreadable. 

("Fer shur?"  Who says that?)

I can't believe anyone consented to marry this shitstain, for better or worse, till death do they part.  Hell on earth. 
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Re: Will Pitt Wants to Pee on Dead Dude
« Reply #42 on: January 14, 2011, 03:40:04 PM »
He'll squat like always.

^5 I just deleted the same thing I posted when I read JR's post.

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Re: Will Pitt Wants to Pee on Dead Dude
« Reply #43 on: January 14, 2011, 08:06:32 PM »
Just 'cause he got married does not automatically mean he's really-o, truly-o straight.  Just sayin', wink's as good as a nod to a blind bat, eh? eh? eh? and all that, what?

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Re: Will Pitt Wants to Pee on Dead Dude
« Reply #44 on: January 14, 2011, 08:07:29 PM »
Yeah, that was my impression of him.  Any port in a storm and the occasional lighthouse.
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Re: Will Pitt Wants to Pee on Dead Dude
« Reply #45 on: January 14, 2011, 08:09:40 PM »
Just 'cause he got married does not automatically mean he's really-o, truly-o straight.  Just sayin', wink's as good as a nod to a blind bat, eh? eh? eh? and all that, what?
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