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I'm still partial to "The Shiite Hole".
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I'm still partial to "The Shiite Hole".

What about the Sunnis?
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Just hand over the chocolate...back away slowly...far away....and you won't get hurt....

Save the Earth... it's the only planet with chocolate.

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"Suuuu-weeeeeeeee!"

They gots purdy mouths...
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Now putting it all together.....and you get ...


     CUMMING SUNNI

THE RAM-A-DON

 downtown next door to the shiite hole
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What about the Sunnis?

Where the Sunni Don't Shine?
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Just hand over the chocolate...back away slowly...far away....and you won't get hurt....

Save the Earth... it's the only planet with chocolate.

"My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I've finished two bags of M&M's and a chocolate cake. I feel better already." – Dave Barry

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Homosexuality is quite pervasive in the Muslim world.

AND first-cousin marriages, which explains a lot.

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Allah Young Dudes would be a good name.

I was thinkin' "The Muslim Brotherhood". Oh wait, that's already taken iddn't it?
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I was thinkin' "The Muslim Brotherhood". Oh wait, that's already taken iddn't it?

Oh wait----If gay men are not going to arouse them why not a lesbos bar and grill. 

Then the idea of a pet shop that sells dogs, miniature pigs and big big anacondas next door.    If I were the owner of that shop, at prayer time I would run into the holy of holy yelling that one of my forsale pets was missing and had anyone seen it.?

As for the prayer to call, that one is real easy, find the decibels the call is being broadcast and play Christian music 5 decibels lower.

It is said that there are quite a few Christian Churches in the area. why not ring their bells at their prayer time.

Actually I don't believe this Mosque will ever be built, that is just an idea to divide this country even more.

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I like, The Pork Sword

wait, :thatsright: that doesn't sound right.

I like the name The Pork Sword for the bar.

Much better.  :-)

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I like, The Pork Sword

wait, :thatsright: that doesn't sound right.

I like the name The Pork Sword for the bar.

Much better.  :-)

Damn good thing ya caught that! Heh, heh!!!!

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"Mohammeds Fairies"
        
or

"Mohammed's Fairy Tales"....change that to..."Mohammed's Fairy Tails"

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If you want to worship an orange pile of garbage with a reckless disregard for everything, get on down to Arbys & try our loaded curly fries.

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"The Fatwa Fudge Pucker" or "Packer", which ever ya prefer.
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"The Fatwa Fudge Puckers" or "Packers", which ever ya prefer.

Now that sounds more like their soccer team.... :-)
“The American people will never knowingly adopt socialism. But, under the name of ‘liberalism’, they will adopt every fragment of the socialist program, until one day America will be a socialist nation, without knowing how it happened.” - Norman Thomas, U.S. Socialist Party presidential candidate 1940, 1944 and 1948

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Now that sounds more like their soccer team.... :-)

There's a difference? Soccer is GAY!!!
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