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Re: I woke up deaf. Can't collect SS disability. My world has ended.
« Reply #25 on: July 02, 2010, 03:05:42 PM »
Quote from: mamacags on July 02, 2010, 02:45:53 PM
I woke up male today!  I don't know what I will do to survive.  I have never in my life peed standing up, I have never had to deal with balls!  My whole body is covered in hair.  I am going to have to drop out of society and have the government pay me to live this way.  I know there is NO WAY I could ever learn how to be male!  I need to just give up and be pathetic.  No one in the history of the world except me is male now.  No one would ever hire a male!  WOE IS ME WOE IS ME!!!!!!!! :thatsright:

Did you pay for the operation yourself or did the taxpayers?  :uhsure: Watch the balls. They itch something fierce sometimes.
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Re: I woke up deaf. Can't collect SS disability. My world has ended.
« Reply #26 on: July 02, 2010, 03:07:20 PM »
The best starter/generator/alternator repairman I ever knew was a deaf mute. He didn't own the business where he worked but he had customers like myself waiting just for him to do there work. The owner once laughed and told me the deaf/mute was making more money than he was. Of course, he did break a sweat and he did get dirty hands so I guess that's out for the DUmmie. They never want to do any real work.
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Re: I woke up deaf. Can't collect SS disability. My world has ended.
« Reply #27 on: July 02, 2010, 03:08:19 PM »
Quote from: AllosaursRus on July 02, 2010, 12:49:31 PM
If I read his plight as written Cin, he was aware this was a definite possibility. If that is the case, doncha think you would work on your sign language, brail, and lip reading before this occurred? Sounds to me like it was inevitable and this idiot just ignored it, or procrastinated to the point of negligence!

Hard for me to have any sympathy for someone who refuses to help himself. God helps those that helps themselves. Heard that somewhere before, course, a DUmmie has more than likely never heard of something so simple.

Words that are as alien to a democrat as "God bless you" are "Pull yourself up by the bootstraps."

I don't understand the sense of entitlements that primitives have.
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Re: I woke up deaf. Can't collect SS disability. My world has ended.
« Reply #28 on: July 02, 2010, 03:20:33 PM »
Quote from: mamacags on July 02, 2010, 02:45:53 PM
I woke up male today!  I don't know what I will do to survive.  I have never in my life peed standing up, I have never had to deal with balls!  My whole body is covered in hair.  I am going to have to drop out of society and have the government pay me to live this way.  I know there is NO WAY I could ever learn how to be male!  I need to just give up and be pathetic.  No one in the history of the world except me is male now.  No one would ever hire a male!  WOE IS ME WOE IS ME!!!!!!!! :thatsright:

Damn, mama, you're good.

Awesome.
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Re: I woke up deaf. Can't collect SS disability. My world has ended.
« Reply #29 on: July 02, 2010, 03:54:59 PM »
Quote from: Tucker on July 02, 2010, 03:05:42 PM
Did you pay for the operation yourself or did the taxpayers?  :uhsure: Watch the balls. They itch something fierce sometimes.

Yep, it's called jock itch! But, there is nothing short of orgasm that feels so good as scratchin' it!

I apologize in advance for our female members!
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Re: I woke up deaf. Can't collect SS disability. My world has ended.
« Reply #30 on: July 02, 2010, 04:02:46 PM »
Then learn ASL DUmbass! It's not that hard if you can apply yourself... Oh yeah...



As an aside, welcome back, Frank!
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Re: I woke up deaf. Can't collect SS disability. My world has ended.
« Reply #31 on: July 02, 2010, 04:04:35 PM »
Quote from: Karin on July 02, 2010, 03:03:13 PM
Leftist Agitator would also do well to find a different support group than the DUmp.  I know he wants to go there to find out how to get free money, but this is not his biggest problem.  Besides, if you read through some of those diability threads, it's pretty damn hard to get the free pony, it takes a long time, a lot of red tape, and several rejections.  Even if you get it, and there's no guarantees, the money is paltry.  You are on poverty subsistence.  

I'm not going to feel sorry for anyone who names themselves "Leftist Agitator."  Bah, go away.  

There's the silver lining to this cloud-since he's so suddenly completely helpless, it would seem that he won't be doing much "leftist agitating" anymore, except that I'd bet the only "agitating" he ever did was ranting to the choir at the Dump.
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Re: I woke up deaf. Can't collect SS disability. My world has ended.
« Reply #32 on: July 02, 2010, 04:33:09 PM »
Not to upset the males who think they have the rights to jock itch, but, girls get it too.  You don't have to have balls.  In fact you can get it in more place than your jock area.
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Re: I woke up deaf. Can't collect SS disability. My world has ended.
« Reply #33 on: July 02, 2010, 04:52:48 PM »
So much about this is angering.  My own brother died less than two months after his 29th birthday.  His life really was over before he was 30.

If one has a mind and the ability to focus one's thoughts, and finally, is still alive, then one's life is certainly not over.
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Re: I woke up deaf. Can't collect SS disability. My world has ended.
« Reply #34 on: July 02, 2010, 04:59:25 PM »
Just another excuse not to work.....
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Re: I woke up deaf. Can't collect SS disability. My world has ended.
« Reply #35 on: July 02, 2010, 05:33:48 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on July 02, 2010, 02:27:48 PM
Well, I'm still pissed off that the execrable primitive thinks he can't have a life.

Damn.

What the Hell am I doing?
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Re: I woke up deaf. Can't collect SS disability. My world has ended.
« Reply #36 on: July 02, 2010, 07:35:29 PM »
He woke up deaf and immediately looked into SSDI benefits? 

What am I missing here?    I wake up deaf I am at the doctor's office/e.r.   

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Re: I woke up deaf. Can't collect SS disability. My world has ended.
« Reply #37 on: July 02, 2010, 08:15:26 PM »
Quote from: mamacags on July 02, 2010, 04:33:09 PM
Not to upset the males who think they have the rights to jock itch, but, girls get it too.  You don't have to have balls.  In fact you can get it in more place than your jock area.

Mama, that's way more info than I needed to know!!!!!!!!!!! I do occasionally see that douche crap layin' around in the head, but at least it don't smell like carp if she catches it in time!

Thank goodness she's gone campin' with the kids! If she saw me postin' this, I'd be cut off for a month!
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Re: I woke up deaf. Can't collect SS disability. My world has ended.
« Reply #38 on: July 02, 2010, 08:17:45 PM »
Quote from: formerlurker on July 02, 2010, 07:35:29 PM
He woke up deaf and immediately looked into SSDI benefits? 

What am I missing here?    I wake up deaf I am at the doctor's office/e.r. 

I'm guessing the execrable primitive really didn't wake up deaf.

I'm guessing it was progressive, no sudden thing.

"Waking up deaf" is a tad bit of bounciness, to add urgency to the tale.

The execrable primitive's "story" seems to be falling apart, based on Part II of this saga.
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Re: I woke up deaf. Can't collect SS disability. My world has ended.
« Reply #39 on: July 02, 2010, 08:49:39 PM »
The reason I replied in "Part !!" the way I did is because I am disabled. Visually impaired. 20/200 vision. I didn't know about Frank, but we both have each angle covered. I can't speak for him, but judging by his excellent attitude on most things, he's survived, and handled his situation like a man. I have had many obstacles, but I'm here surviving. There are pitfalls, or course, but this guy is a crybaby. Stiffen that upper lip, build a bridge, and get the **** over it. That's what I'd say if I didn't think he was lying, and was just wallowing in pity. The fact that it looks like his is LYING about this? Lying about a legit disability? As far as I'm concerned, that puts you down there with the scum of the earth. I know too many people that take advantage of the system. This should put him right up in the top five for 2010 nominations.

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