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Offline Chris_

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Re: Post your ideas for stopping the Gulf oil leak.
« Reply #25 on: June 11, 2010, 06:39:20 PM »
:rofl:

I'm stealing that. :-)
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Re: Post your ideas for stopping the Gulf oil leak.
« Reply #26 on: June 11, 2010, 07:04:16 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on May 15, 2010, 11:55:57 PM
The giant tampon seems more appropriate.

As long as the tampons are made of "sham wow!"............hehe
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Re: Post your ideas for stopping the Gulf oil leak.
« Reply #27 on: June 11, 2010, 07:10:52 PM »
Quote from: acesking50 on June 11, 2010, 07:30:23 AM
If BP starts pulling the pipe out of the ocean floor, it seems to me that one of two things will happen.  First, the hole that will occur by extracting the pipe will collapse and reseal the oil.  Second, the pipe can be raised to a shallower level where repairs can be more easily completed.

Don't tell me, you're a DUmpster Diver, ain't ya?

Not to worry, if you do that, the pressure causing the leak in the first place will just disappear! Idiot!
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Re: Post your ideas for stopping the Gulf oil leak.
« Reply #28 on: June 11, 2010, 07:15:17 PM »
Quote from: moko on June 11, 2010, 06:24:28 PM
Stuff it full of wedding cake and it will quite putting out almost immediately

Or, alternately, put a wedding ring on it and it'll stop putting out in a month.

I had a friend of mine, who is a Dem-leaning transportation lobbyist in Albany, tell me that one today.  He said that he was probably not going to tell that one to his wife. :hammer:
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Re: Post your ideas for stopping the Gulf oil leak.
« Reply #29 on: June 11, 2010, 07:30:40 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on June 11, 2010, 07:15:17 PM
Or, alternately, put a wedding ring on it and it'll stop putting out in a month.

I had a friend of mine, who is a Dem-leaning transportation lobbyist in Albany, tell me that one today.  He said that he was probably not going to tell that one to his wife. :hammer:

"Toots" told me she married me so she wouldn't have to give blow jobs any more!

You can take that for what it's worth, but I have to tell ya, they sure slowed down to a crawl!

And if she ever reads this, they will be non-existent!
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Re: Post your ideas for stopping the Gulf oil leak.
« Reply #30 on: June 11, 2010, 07:36:11 PM »
Quote from: AllosaursRus on June 11, 2010, 07:30:40 PM
"Toots" told me she married me so she wouldn't have to give blow jobs any more!

You can take that for what it's worth, but I have to tell ya, they sure slowed down to a crawl!

And if she ever reads this, they will be non-existent!

 :bolt: :bolt: :bolt:
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Re: Post your ideas for stopping the Gulf oil leak.
« Reply #31 on: June 11, 2010, 07:44:00 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on June 11, 2010, 07:36:11 PM
:bolt: :bolt: :bolt:

I'm pretty safe, she's gone to her sister's to help her move this weekend! nervous laugh
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Re: Post your ideas for stopping the Gulf oil leak.
« Reply #32 on: June 11, 2010, 09:07:26 PM »
Quote from: jinxmchue on May 15, 2010, 11:15:10 PM
I'm for the Sham-Wow solution.   :lmao:

Like this?

"this is for the house
the car
the boat
the RV"


"this is for the house
the car
the boat
the RV"


"this is for the house
the car
the boat
the RV"


"this is for the house
the car
the boat
the RV"

WOW!!

[youtube=425,350]LV6puTS14Ho[/youtube]


...or this:

[youtube=425,350]vm03Dgu_yXA[/youtube]

...or better yet this:

[youtube=425,350]nMMxIAn_76g[/youtube]
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Re: Post your ideas for stopping the Gulf oil leak.
« Reply #33 on: June 11, 2010, 09:30:14 PM »
Quote from: moko on June 11, 2010, 06:24:28 PM
Stuff it full of wedding cake and it will quite putting out almost immediately
White cake or dark chocolate cake?
It makes a difference ya know...
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Re: Post your ideas for stopping the Gulf oil leak.
« Reply #34 on: June 11, 2010, 09:37:23 PM »
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Quote from: jinxmchue on May 15, 2010, 08:15:10 pm
I'm for the Sham-Wow solution.   

Like this?

"this is for the house
the car
the boat
the RV"


"this is for the house
the car
the boat
the RV"


"this is for the house
the car
the boat
the RV"


"this is for the house
the car
the boat
the RV"

WOW!!




...or this:



...or better yet this:

wonder why they took the embed off, heh!
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Re: Post your ideas for stopping the Gulf oil leak.
« Reply #35 on: June 11, 2010, 10:20:37 PM »
Quote from: AllosaursRus on June 11, 2010, 07:30:40 PM

"Toots" told me she married me so she wouldn't have to give blow jobs any more!

You can take that for what it's worth, but I have to tell ya, they sure slowed down to a crawl!

Maybe she has an aversion to miniature replicas...or...nano technology... :bolt:  :tongue: :-) :tongue:
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Re: Post your ideas for stopping the Gulf oil leak.
« Reply #36 on: June 11, 2010, 11:56:27 PM »
Quote from: PatriotGame on June 11, 2010, 10:20:37 PM
Maybe she has an aversion to miniature replicas...or...nano technology... :bolt:  :tongue: :-) :tongue:

Funny!!!!!!!!! Actually, she always told me it was to big to eat!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Post your ideas for stopping the Gulf oil leak.
« Reply #37 on: June 12, 2010, 12:35:31 AM »
Quote from: AllosaursRus on June 11, 2010, 11:56:27 PM
Funny!!!!!!!!! Actually, she always told me it was to big to eat!!!!!!!!!!
I COULD say I can FULLY imagine, via a mental image, what you are implying but no fracking way in this forum.
What semi-rational man would ever do so?
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Re: Post your ideas for stopping the Gulf oil leak.
« Reply #38 on: June 12, 2010, 12:58:14 PM »
Quote from: PatriotGame on June 12, 2010, 12:35:31 AM
I COULD say I can FULLY imagine, via a mental image, what you are implying but no fracking way in this forum.
What semi-rational man would ever do so?

I hope none! The gals on the other hand..........( pun intended )
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