Why not shoot it and eat it? Or am I not helping?
Why not just shoot the DUmmy and let the deer go?
The DUmmy is the one RESPONSIBLE for getting the deer into this mess in the first place.
Who knows, if socially engineered DUmmy had not "adopted" the wild deer in the first place, thinking she were exercising her mandate to save humanity, the deer may have NEVER been seen by any human at all.
"Granted it I'm not a lawyer I'm just coming up with ideas."