I think the Chinese are on to something here:
![](http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b271/opusx69/china1.jpg?t=1195055650)
"I have 3 demands, or I kill the boy!"
![](http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b271/opusx69/china2.jpg?t=1195055768)
Head negotiator dispatched
![](http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b271/opusx69/china4.jpg?t=1195055855)
Negotiations begin
![](http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b271/opusx69/china5.jpg?t=1195055881)
Negotiations Concluded
![](http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b271/opusx69/china6.jpg?t=1195055918)
Because of pansy liberals, in this country we would block off the street, take 12 hours to talk him out of it, spend $5 million giving him a fair trial, and pay his food and lodging for life.
No wonder their products are cheaper than ours.
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