They are getting kookier all of the time. I've tried to fix it and make it more truthful...
If you're tired of Republican lies come to us so you can be lied to about things that you can clearly tell are lies while, at the same time, you're paying more for groceries, gas, and etc. If you want to live in a democratic republic rather than in an autocracy, you should think twice about coming to the party that just installed a candidate without a vote. Please feel free to enter our non-inclusive tent where we'll call you Hitler if you dare to disagree with any nutty idea the party puts forth. Oh, and if you're tired of your military service being belittled, you need to stay where you are because, unless you lie about your service, you will be appreciated, but if you come over here you'll be coming to the side that has referred to our military as "baby killers".