Incredibly pathetic. They seem determined to prove franksolich correct in his observation re the declining quality of the DUmmy herd. Remember the good old days, when the original Bouncy Balls could manage to get all the essential elements ("so,", bushes, cops, conversions) into the story, or when Will Pitt, despite a blood alcohol content approaching 0.400, could quote every word of a longwinded imaginary political discussion with the bouncer at a bar? These were liars of substance. Now we're left with liars who represent only the lazy, ignorant flotsam and jetsam of society. The absolute dregs.