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primitives discuss barbeque sauces
« on: July 05, 2015, 01:40:07 PM »
http://www.democraticunderground.com/115753740

Oh my.

Well, it's not like the primitives discussing fine wines, but it'll do.

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elleng (56,696 posts)   Sun Jul 5, 2015, 01:25 PM

Best barbeque sauce, commercial?
 
THINKING of doing chicken, and may ask friend to pick it up at grocery store shortly.

Thanks for suggestions. I used to do it often (YEARS ago,) but I have NO memory!

^^^the husband-hating primitive, even though he's been dead for a long time now.

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NJCher (18,292 posts)   Sun Jul 5, 2015, 01:36 PM
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1. choose a regional sauce
 
I never thought about this, but I was reading this book (think it's called Foodie Nation), and it's all about how America became more sophisticated with food. One point the author made is that we're eventually going to end up with a regional food system, as people are getting pickier about preservatives, seasonal food, etc.

His example for this point was barbecue sauce. He said there is no such thing as a good nationally distributed barbecue sauce.

It will be pricier, but probably well worth it. Most of the less expensive sauces at the grocery store have high fructose corn syrup as their primary ingredient, so be sure to tell them to stay away from them. 

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pinto (106,729 posts)    Sun Jul 5, 2015, 02:03 PM

6. I love the range of personal tastes on BBQ sauce. Here's what I look for store bought -
 
A tomato base of some kind - ketchup is fine, imo.

Some acidic tang - vinegar is what I like.

Some heat - depending on the dish, runs from Dijon style mustard to a good hot sauce.

Some sweet - brown sugar, honey, molasses, etc. 

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BainsBane (32,352 posts)    Sun Jul 5, 2015, 01:53 PM

3. I like Stubbs, regular
 
I don't like a lot of smoke flavor, so that one is good for me. 

^^^ah, what a Freudian choice, a "stub" being something that.....protrudes.

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greatauntoftriplets (150,828 posts)    Sun Jul 5, 2015, 02:19 PM

9. Sweet Baby Ray's.

Myself, I usually do what's in the refrigerator at the moment, and that's this:

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Re: primitives discuss barbeque sauces
« Reply #1 on: July 05, 2015, 02:05:25 PM »
Skip the sauce and buy a better cut of meat.
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Re: primitives discuss barbeque sauces
« Reply #2 on: July 05, 2015, 02:10:43 PM »
Quote from: 67 Rover on July 05, 2015, 02:05:25 PM
Skip the sauce and buy a better cut of meat.


     No shit. They're going to buy a fryer filled with hormones and such, then grill it over old charcoal briquets and rotting particle board, and they get all choosy about the sauce. What a bunch of pretentious dicks.
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Re: primitives discuss barbeque sauces
« Reply #3 on: July 05, 2015, 03:03:44 PM »
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     No shit. They're going to buy a fryer filled with hormones and such, then grill it over old charcoal briquets and rotting particle board, and they get all choosy about the sauce. What a bunch of pretentious dicks.

Grilling yard bird is an experiment to see just how much of a carcinogen it can be turned into. As for sauces, which is necessary (required, really) for ribs, brisket and pork steaks, Famous Dave's Devil Spit is the best commercial sauce out there. Vinegar based, good amount of heat. Not to mention quite tasty, too.

The 17th Street Bar & Grill lets me use it at a table. Even though they're a world class BBQ Champ, their rub is what makes their meat, their sauce sucks scummy sewer lagoon water in comparison.
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Re: primitives discuss barbeque sauces
« Reply #4 on: July 05, 2015, 04:25:48 PM »
Quote from: tanstaafl on July 05, 2015, 03:03:44 PM
Grilling yard bird is an experiment to see just how much of a carcinogen it can be turned into. As for sauces, which is necessary (required, really) for ribs, brisket and pork steaks, Famous Dave's Devil Spit is the best commercial sauce out there. Vinegar based, good amount of heat. Not to mention quite tasty, too.

The 17th Street Bar & Grill lets me use it at a table. Even though they're a world class BBQ Champ, their rub is what makes their meat, their sauce sucks scummy sewer lagoon water in comparison.

I Binged that.  Might have to order a few bottles.
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Re: primitives discuss barbeque sauces
« Reply #5 on: July 05, 2015, 05:12:36 PM »
Just buy your BBQ at SAMBO's GRILL.....it's OK....they took the little black boy off the sign.
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Re: primitives discuss barbeque sauces
« Reply #6 on: July 05, 2015, 05:34:56 PM »
Best I've had is Whitt's but it's local here in Red State Hell.
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Re: primitives discuss barbeque sauces
« Reply #7 on: July 05, 2015, 05:57:29 PM »
It's all in the rub and temp and smoke! These asshats wouldn't know BBQ if it bit em in the ass! Sorry Coach but sauce is not the way to go.
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Re: primitives discuss barbeque sauces
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9. Sweet Baby Ray's.

Well whaddya know? A dummie and I agree on something.  Dogs and cats, living together, sun rising in the west, its the end of the world!!!!!
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Re: primitives discuss barbeque sauces
« Reply #9 on: July 05, 2015, 07:33:13 PM »
Quote from: I_B_Perky on July 05, 2015, 06:27:11 PM
Well whaddya know? A dummie and I agree on something.  Dogs and cats, living together, sun rising in the west, its the end of the world!!!!!

Wow...me too. Sweet Baby Ray's is my favorite store bought sauce. I particularly love the honey chipotle flavor.
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Re: primitives discuss barbeque sauces
« Reply #10 on: July 05, 2015, 07:36:28 PM »
BBQ sauce is what you put on meat after you have cooked all the flavor out.
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Re: primitives discuss barbeque sauces
« Reply #11 on: July 05, 2015, 07:57:53 PM »
Quote from: dixierose on July 05, 2015, 07:33:13 PM
Wow...me too. Sweet Baby Ray's is my favorite store bought sauce. I particularly love the honey chipotle flavor.

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Re: primitives discuss barbeque sauces
« Reply #12 on: July 05, 2015, 08:59:20 PM »
Way to ruin barbecue sauce.  :mental:
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Re: primitives discuss barbeque sauces
« Reply #13 on: July 05, 2015, 09:01:49 PM »
Quote from: Ptarmigan on July 05, 2015, 08:59:20 PM
Way to ruin barbecue sauce.  :mental:

Hey now, franksolich has never claimed to be a gourmand.
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Re: primitives discuss barbeque sauces
« Reply #14 on: July 05, 2015, 09:13:06 PM »
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Hey now, franksolich has never claimed to be a gourmand.

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