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Offline Ptarmigan

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Re: Socialist snow plows keep clearing all the roads around my house.
« Reply #25 on: January 27, 2015, 11:21:48 PM »
Quote from: obumazombie on January 27, 2015, 11:18:24 PM
Save a whale.
Hug a tree.
Snuggle a bunny.
Kiss a ptarmigan...well maybe we shouldn't take it too far.

I rather kiss a ptarmigan than snuggle a sodomite bunny.
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Re: Socialist snow plows keep clearing all the roads around my house.
« Reply #26 on: January 27, 2015, 11:29:02 PM »
Quote from: Ptarmigan on January 27, 2015, 11:16:51 PM
Trees are socialist???????? That would be a new low. I think they will say that for sure. :mental:
Liberals have tied themselves into a knot ever since they demanded that the 'general welfare' clause apply to individuals instead of society as a whole.

Baby mamas and Section 8 vouchers do not equate to fire protection/garbage pickup/police protection, but don't let a DUmmy try to tell you otherwise.
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Re: Socialist snow plows keep clearing all the roads around my house.
« Reply #27 on: January 28, 2015, 12:11:38 AM »
Quote from: freedumb2003b on January 27, 2015, 08:21:44 PM
True socialism would consist of the State stopping by The Dummie's house and handing him (and all the rest of the able-bodied in the county) a shovel, saying "and don't stop until the streets, alleys and highways are all clear!"

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Re: Socialist snow plows keep clearing all the roads around my house.
« Reply #28 on: January 28, 2015, 03:05:22 AM »
Nothing should happen anywhere unless it's centrally planned first.
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Re: Socialist snow plows keep clearing all the roads around my house.
« Reply #29 on: January 28, 2015, 09:40:32 AM »
Quote from: Delmar on January 26, 2015, 10:59:43 PM
Does this idiot think that Uncle Sam plows the roads?

The counties do it now, Stupid!

I caught that too...and sadly the answer is yes the DUmmies really DO think that the President personally sends out the snow plows.

This is a perfect examply of the "womb to tomb" dependency on Federal Government the progressives want to indoctrinate everyone with.

Their Utopian dream is to have everyone in this country depdnednt on D.C. for everything they are allowed to have...and the prolitariat is to be happy with the crumbs they are given.
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Re: Socialist snow plows keep clearing all the roads around my house.
« Reply #30 on: January 28, 2015, 11:20:43 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on January 27, 2015, 11:29:02 PM
Liberals have tied themselves into a knot ever since they demanded that the 'general welfare' clause apply to individuals instead of society as a whole.

Baby mamas and Section 8 vouchers do not equate to fire protection/garbage pickup/police protection, but don't let a DUmmy try to tell you otherwise.

DUmmy's Logic =  :mental: :mental: :mental: :mental: :mental:
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Re: Socialist snow plows keep clearing all the roads around my house.
« Reply #31 on: January 29, 2015, 12:19:11 AM »
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28. I have a proposal: From now on, all red counties clear their own roads.

Blue counties get their roads plowed.

Most of the roads around me were cleared by local yokels in their pickup trucks and what large trucks there were, were owned by private companies who were hired by the county.
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