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Re: 2014 Proglodyte Ban Pool: Who gets booted and why?
« Reply #25 on: December 31, 2013, 11:52:52 PM »
It will be Seabeyond or BainesBane.


I quite agree.

Both already have substantial strikes against them:

Seabeyond for already having been banned once...and :jugs: already having been banned once for sock abuse. I suspect both are on fairly thin ice regardless of their transparency page.
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Re: 2014 Proglodyte Ban Pool: Who gets booted and why?
« Reply #26 on: January 01, 2014, 06:58:21 AM »
I'd put money on a Gay-Mafia purge.

I tend to agree - I think it could turn into a fight between the gheys and the feminazis...and I think that the latter have more influence at the DUmp.

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Re: 2014 Proglodyte Ban Pool: Who gets booted and why?
« Reply #27 on: January 01, 2014, 10:19:40 AM »
In the olden days, there would have been a midnight bloodbath of the homely harpies running the dick wars, but I doubt it will happen this time.

Skimmer cares very little about what the DUmmies are up to these days.

As long as the DUmmybucks keep rolling in, he's content to sun in the Greek isles, cruise around town in the Bentley, and collect early 20th century impressionists.

All he's done to ride herd on the party's embarrassing morons is to have his software flunky, the enigmatic Elad, set up auto suspensions.

With auto suspensions, DUmmies will be shut down, but only temporarily, when they have enough posts hidden by our mole-ridden juries.

The software does the work so Skimmer never has to visit his political cesspool.

We won't hear from Skimmer until he announces his annual Valentine's Day heart-selling scam.


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Re: 2014 Proglodyte Ban Pool: Who gets booted and why?
« Reply #28 on: January 01, 2014, 04:34:33 PM »
Who is in the pool?

Edit: I mean besides Vesta

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Re: 2014 Proglodyte Ban Pool: Who gets booted and why?
« Reply #29 on: January 01, 2014, 10:39:08 PM »
It would be great of Skins required more posts to be hidden for a starred member to be banned from posting, versus a regular freeloading primitive.

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Re: 2014 Proglodyte Ban Pool: Who gets booted and why?
« Reply #30 on: January 01, 2014, 11:01:08 PM »
It would be great of Skins required more posts to be hidden for a starred member to be banned from posting, versus a regular freeloading primitive.

Also if they took post count into consideration.  It would make it easier on my starred high count moles not to get time outs.

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Re: 2014 Proglodyte Ban Pool: Who gets booted and why?
« Reply #31 on: January 01, 2014, 11:46:23 PM »
Also if they took post count into consideration.  It would make it easier on my starred high count moles not to get time outs.

Either/or would be great.  Anything to push the primitives' class warfare button is alright by me. 

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Re: 2014 Proglodyte Ban Pool: Who gets booted and why?
« Reply #32 on: January 02, 2014, 08:26:15 AM »
It would be great of Skins required more posts to be hidden for a starred member to be banned from posting, versus a regular freeloading primitive.

Hey now!

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Re: 2014 Proglodyte Ban Pool: Who gets booted and why?
« Reply #33 on: January 02, 2014, 09:00:19 AM »
Hey now!

My mole's financial circumstances don't allow for a paid subscription.
Have it beg for a star. After all, it is the DUmmie way.  :)


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Re: 2014 Proglodyte Ban Pool: Who gets booted and why?
« Reply #34 on: January 02, 2014, 09:53:38 AM »
Hey now!

My mole's financial circumstances don't allow for a paid subscription.

I understand that W8iftingLady is a generous benefactor.
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Re: 2014 Proglodyte Ban Pool: Who gets booted and why?
« Reply #35 on: January 02, 2014, 09:54:53 AM »
Where do the DUmmies go when they get thrown off the Island?

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Re: 2014 Proglodyte Ban Pool: Who gets booted and why?
« Reply #36 on: January 02, 2014, 10:15:41 AM »
Where do the DUmmies go when they get thrown off the Island?



Crazy Andrea wishes that they would take up residence in the forest like the purged queers did.
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Re: 2014 Proglodyte Ban Pool: Who gets booted and why?
« Reply #37 on: January 02, 2014, 07:19:48 PM »
Have it beg for a star. After all, it is the DUmmie way. 

There's no longer a need to beg for a star. It's granted for a contribution of any amount.

Presumably, you could mail Skimmer a dime and get a twelve-month star.

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Re: 2014 Proglodyte Ban Pool: Who gets booted and why?
« Reply #38 on: January 02, 2014, 10:08:28 PM »
Will someone stray too far from pure thought? Will they bring too much discord? An embarrassment? An indictment on federal charges?

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I think my namesake goes. I picked the name in honor of him.

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Re: 2014 Proglodyte Ban Pool: Who gets booted and why?
« Reply #39 on: January 02, 2014, 10:09:10 PM »
OH ! I see what you mean SGT Bunny.

I'm thinking DUmmie In The Wind.

Edit: Because she is homeless? That's all I know about her, maybe she lives in a car

The lady freedom primitive is the homeless one?

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Re: 2014 Proglodyte Ban Pool: Who gets booted and why?
« Reply #40 on: January 02, 2014, 10:16:26 PM »
All of my picks have already been tossed out there.  I'll go anyways:

Seabeyond, BainesBane, and cali, in that order.

Seabeyond for sure. She will be gone temporarily starting the 6th. Anyone want to guess what her zombie name will be? Seabeyonder?

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Re: 2014 Proglodyte Ban Pool: Who gets booted and why?
« Reply #41 on: January 02, 2014, 10:57:50 PM »
I'm thinking DUmmie In The Wind.

In_the_Wind, who's now a PoI (primitive of interest) given her rude comments about us, is a chunky overweight dried-out grouchy old blonde with creases under her buttocks.

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Edit: Because she is homeless? That's all I know about her, maybe she lives in a car

You're thinking of Lady Freedom Returns; the windy primitive works as a flagman or something for the roads department in some eastern state.
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Re: 2014 Proglodyte Ban Pool: Who gets booted and why?
« Reply #42 on: January 02, 2014, 11:16:32 PM »
The lady freedom primitive is the homeless one?

You're kidding....
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Re: 2014 Proglodyte Ban Pool: Who gets booted and why?
« Reply #43 on: January 03, 2014, 01:42:52 AM »
My vote.
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