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Offline franksolich

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Re: Breaking Nooz Gets Bald Dwarf All Horny Again
« Reply #25 on: July 31, 2013, 10:45:21 AM »
Quote from: Karin on July 31, 2013, 08:20:43 AM
Hey Snugs, you're in that world.  Are there many EMS jokes about burned people?  My husband is a firefighter (for reelz), and he's never told me a burned person joke. 

Nads, next time you "cover a fire," get in real close so you get a good shot.  Closer, closer.

One sees something darkly Freudian in this too, the cousin betraying her contempt of her own people, which she most obviously has.

Think "Auschwitz."

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Re: Breaking Nooz Gets Bald Dwarf All Horny Again
« Reply #26 on: July 31, 2013, 11:12:57 AM »
I wish to never again see any wording of an even remotely sexual nature in the same sentence as Nads.  Really, it brings the most vile and gruesome images to mind.  Just reading the word 'hard' in her sentence makes my stomach churn.  She's a sick, twisted, ugly freak whose best service to mankind would be as a circus sideshow feature.
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Re: Breaking Nooz Gets Bald Dwarf All Horny Again
« Reply #27 on: July 31, 2013, 11:14:09 AM »
Quote from: whiffleball on July 31, 2013, 11:12:57 AM
I wish to never again see any wording of an even remotely sexual nature in the same sentence as Nads.  Really, it brings the most vile and gruesome images to mind.  Just reading the word 'hard' in her sentence makes my stomach churn.  She's a sick, twisted, ugly freak whose best service to mankind would be as a circus sideshow feature.

Hmmmm.

You must've gotten an advance copy of "the dog days of summer."

Where'd you find it?
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Re: Breaking Nooz Gets Bald Dwarf All Horny Again
« Reply #28 on: July 31, 2013, 12:48:40 PM »
Quote from: Gina on July 31, 2013, 06:41:15 AM
Watch it with the twat talk!  :rant:

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Re: Breaking Nooz Gets Bald Dwarf All Horny Again
« Reply #29 on: July 31, 2013, 02:11:03 PM »
Quote from: Revolution on July 31, 2013, 12:48:40 PM
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Novel about nads..."Tinker Tailor Toldier Twat"
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Re: Breaking Nooz Gets Bald Dwarf All Horny Again
« Reply #30 on: July 31, 2013, 11:59:48 PM »
Quote from: obumazombie on July 31, 2013, 02:11:03 PM
Novel about nads..."Tinker Tailor Toldier Twat"

It's more like,

"Tinker,Tailor,Toddler,Twat"
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Re: Breaking Nooz Gets Bald Dwarf All Horny Again
« Reply #31 on: August 01, 2013, 01:06:41 PM »
I get the feeling that Nads likes fire related stories  :fuelfire:
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Re: Breaking Nooz Gets Bald Dwarf All Horny Again
« Reply #32 on: August 01, 2013, 01:11:27 PM »
Quote from: whiffleball on July 31, 2013, 11:12:57 AM
I wish to never again see any wording of an even remotely sexual nature in the same sentence as Nads.  Really, it brings the most vile and gruesome images to mind.  Just reading the word 'hard' in her sentence makes my stomach churn.  She's a sick, twisted, ugly freak whose best service to mankind would be as a circus sideshow feature.
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As long as she is in a jar of formaldehyde.  That's a little dark sideshow humor.
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Re: Breaking Nooz Gets Bald Dwarf All Horny Again
« Reply #33 on: August 01, 2013, 01:15:39 PM »
Quote from: Dori on August 01, 2013, 01:06:41 PM
I get the feeling that Nads likes fire related stories  :fuelfire:

Psychopaths have a love of fire.  I wonder if she would go so far as to start a few fires herself just to be the first on the scene?
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