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Re: Unterprimitiven DUmmy Spins The Worst Anti-Gun Bouncy Ever
« Reply #25 on: December 25, 2012, 06:55:02 PM »
In no case have I experienced any wild bird come even close to a domestic turkey as table fare.

A few years ago, I had a ruffed grouse breast that tasted just like . . . wait for it . . . chicken breast.  As I was remarking to the guy who shot it (at deer camp, with a .410 single-shot shotgun) that I couldn't tell if it was chicken or not, I managed to bite down on a #6 birdshot that had wound up escaping the gutting.  That kept it in perspective.
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Re: Unterprimitiven DUmmy Spins The Worst Anti-Gun Bouncy Ever
« Reply #26 on: December 25, 2012, 08:12:51 PM »
A few years ago, I had a ruffed grouse breast that tasted just like . . . wait for it . . . chicken breast.  As I was remarking to the guy who shot it (at deer camp, with a .410 single-shot shotgun) that I couldn't tell if it was chicken or not, I managed to bite down on a #6 birdshot that had wound up escaping the gutting.  That kept it in perspective.
I do not understand how anyone can be so careless.

In every single case of a bird, or squirrel, or rabbit that I've cleaned, I have searched for every pellet wound, and cut down untii I found the pellet. Most do not exit the game, and it's a sure way to risk thousands in dental expenses.

It's as fundamental as being sure there are no stray hooks in a piece of fish.

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Re: Unterprimitiven DUmmy Spins The Worst Anti-Gun Bouncy Ever
« Reply #27 on: December 25, 2012, 09:15:16 PM »
Keep it up, DUmmies--in this Oconomy, in a couple of years, you WILL need to hunt to survive.

Then again, won't be the first time for me.  I remember hunting for our meat (deer, sage hen, grouse, pheasant, to supplement the occasional cow/pig we went in on and helped raise/butcher/package.)  Seems to me that was right in the middle of the Carter years.

Coincidence?

Same here. In the Carter years, if Daddy didn't kill it, grow it, or catch it; we didn't eat. As a result, I grew up loving hunting and fishing. I was never too good at bird hunting; but I have killed a few deer and squirrel.
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Re: Unterprimitiven DUmmy Spins The Worst Anti-Gun Bouncy Ever
« Reply #28 on: December 26, 2012, 05:23:10 AM »
I do not understand how anyone can be so careless.

In every single case of a bird, or squirrel, or rabbit that I've cleaned, I have searched for every pellet wound, and cut down untii I found the pellet. Most do not exit the game, and it's a sure way to risk thousands in dental expenses.

It's as fundamental as being sure there are no stray hooks in a piece of fish.

Totally agree.  He did apologize rather profusely for it.  He then gave me a Manhattan or two (it was a long time ago, and that night involved some sambuca, IIRC) for the pain.
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Re: Unterprimitiven DUmmy Spins The Worst Anti-Gun Bouncy Ever
« Reply #29 on: December 26, 2012, 06:18:32 AM »
Sometimes the DUmmy thought pattern is just depressing. Own guns = kill people. White skin = racist. Christian = enemy.   I wouldn't mind so much if they didn't have equal voice in government.  There should be a sanity check for voting! 
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Re: Unterprimitiven DUmmy Spins The Worst Anti-Gun Bouncy Ever
« Reply #30 on: December 27, 2012, 10:23:25 AM »
I'll gladly barter Red Snapper, Grouper, Flounder, Redfish, etc., for venison.  You guys can have the honor of freezing your balls off waiting for an elusive deer to come by. Last deer I killed was in '98 on training area 49 at Ft. Gordon. That's the last time I froze my ass off in a tree. Now it's chillin' on a boat drinking a cold one. ....unless we're bottom fishing for Red Snapper and Grouper off Mexico Beach in which you don't have that much time between catches. :-)
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Re: Unterprimitiven DUmmy Spins The Worst Anti-Gun Bouncy Ever
« Reply #31 on: December 27, 2012, 11:10:53 AM »
I'll gladly barter Red Snapper, Grouper, Flounder, Redfish, etc., for venison.  You guys can have the honor of freezing your balls off waiting for an elusive deer to come by. Last deer I killed was in '98 on training area 49 at Ft. Gordon. That's the last time I froze my ass off in a tree. Now it's chillin' on a boat drinking a cold one. ....unless we're bottom fishing for Red Snapper and Grouper off Mexico Beach in which you don't have that much time between catches. :-)

Before climate change in the 60's there would be ice fishing shacks on the inlets of the rivers.  Everyone was waiting for Smelt to run.  For some reason they ran in the dead of night and the shacks up river would have the fisherman give out a yell that  " here they come", for us down river.

The shacks had a hole cut into the ice about 2 feet wide to 3 foot wide with tops that held many hooks.  Bait was red blood worms that did bite if not careful.  These suckers came in torrents, after the first fish hit the hook the smell was on them and before one knew it a bushel or two were caught on empty hooks.

The shacks were lit with a Coleman Lantern  and some ***** foots had heaters in their shacks. 

Everyone I knew had before lined up stores that agreed to pay money for the catch and on a good run that could mean $24-30 bucks,   got to remember back then $50.00 a week was a good  weeks pay.

Then come fall, all the Hunters from Mass. were headed our way, they didn't really want to hunt deer, they wanted to get away from home, booze it up and get laid.   So the poor folk took to the woods, charged about $50. to the hunters and Jacked a deer they tied to the fenders and tops of their cars to take home to show family they had Really been hunting.

I came about this in Tenn. in 1988, on way home from work at 3 am. I ran into a semi road block of trucks loading a couple of deer.  A couple men came out and waved me down to stop, I just drove into a corn field and got around them.  Drove home hell bent for leather, the property they were on belonged to the town Sheriff.


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Re: Unterprimitiven DUmmy Spins The Worst Anti-Gun Bouncy Ever
« Reply #32 on: December 27, 2012, 11:35:57 AM »
I can remember one Christmas as a kid (maybe 6 or 7 years old), my SIL's father sending several pheasants up from Dyersburg, TN, that he had shot and cleaned.  We had a couple for Christmas dinner, and yes, I bit down on bird shot and I wasn't the only one either. OUCH!!
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Re: Unterprimitiven DUmmy Spins The Worst Anti-Gun Bouncy Ever
« Reply #33 on: December 27, 2012, 12:39:04 PM »
I can remember one Christmas as a kid (maybe 6 or 7 years old), my SIL's father sending several pheasants up from Dyersburg, TN, that he had shot and cleaned.  We had a couple for Christmas dinner, and yes, I bit down on bird shot and I wasn't the only one either. OUCH!!

Yeah, that sucks.
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Re: Unterprimitiven DUmmy Spins The Worst Anti-Gun Bouncy Ever
« Reply #34 on: December 27, 2012, 12:45:45 PM »
I can remember one Christmas as a kid (maybe 6 or 7 years old), my SIL's father sending several pheasants up from Dyersburg, TN, that he had shot and cleaned.  We had a couple for Christmas dinner, and yes, I bit down on bird shot and I wasn't the only one either. OUCH!!

I've only had pheasant once. It was good except for the bruised wing that contacted the grill the of the car.

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Re: Unterprimitiven DUmmy Spins The Worst Anti-Gun Bouncy Ever
« Reply #35 on: December 27, 2012, 03:17:34 PM »
Before climate change in the 60's there would be ice fishing shacks on the inlets of the rivers.  Everyone was waiting for Smelt to run.  For some reason they ran in the dead of night and the shacks up river would have the fisherman give out a yell that  " here they come", for us down river.

The shacks had a hole cut into the ice about 2 feet wide to 3 foot wide with tops that held many hooks.  Bait was red blood worms that did bite if not careful.  These suckers came in torrents, after the first fish hit the hook the smell was on them and before one knew it a bushel or two were caught on empty hooks.

The shacks were lit with a Coleman Lantern  and some ***** foots had heaters in their shacks. 

Everyone I knew had before lined up stores that agreed to pay money for the catch and on a good run that could mean $24-30 bucks,   got to remember back then $50.00 a week was a good  weeks pay.

Then come fall, all the Hunters from Mass. were headed our way, they didn't really want to hunt deer, they wanted to get away from home, booze it up and get laid.   So the poor folk took to the woods, charged about $50. to the hunters and Jacked a deer they tied to the fenders and tops of their cars to take home to show family they had Really been hunting.

I came about this in Tenn. in 1988, on way home from work at 3 am. I ran into a semi road block of trucks loading a couple of deer.  A couple men came out and waved me down to stop, I just drove into a corn field and got around them.  Drove home hell bent for leather, the property they were on belonged to the town Sheriff.



Smelt fishing with a hook? :whistling:

I don't fish for smelt but those that I know who do, use nets.
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Re: Unterprimitiven DUmmy Spins The Worst Anti-Gun Bouncy Ever
« Reply #36 on: December 27, 2012, 04:17:00 PM »
Smelt fishing with a hook? :whistling:

I don't fish for smelt but those that I know who do, use nets.

I'm pretty sure that batch of words you quoted from DUmmy vestanumbers is the most ignorant, despicable mess I've ever read.

The only saving grace is that she's far too stupid to be as malicious as what she wrote.

What a horrid human being she is.

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Re: Unterprimitiven DUmmy Spins The Worst Anti-Gun Bouncy Ever
« Reply #37 on: December 27, 2012, 04:26:00 PM »
I smelt a smelt. indeed I did.
It stunk of funk, I do not kid.
Broke a tooth on one tough rib.
For such a tale, I dare not fib.


Oh hush. :-)
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Re: Unterprimitiven DUmmy Spins The Worst Anti-Gun Bouncy Ever
« Reply #38 on: December 27, 2012, 06:10:17 PM »
Frankly, I need a semi-automatic to protect me from the ensuing chaos that Obama socialism will most definitely spawn. I need the most effective weapon possible to protect myself. That is EXACTLY what the 2nd Amendment was intended for. It has nothing to do with hunting or target shooting.

On a related note, frankly, this is what the NRA should be publicizing front and center.
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