The Tin Man doesn't get a heart.
The Scarecrow doesn't get a brain.
The Lion doesn't get his courage.
And Dorothy has to spend spread her legs the rest of her life in Oz.
But Dorothy gets $3000 worth of free contraceptives in Oz!
As for the rest,
The Tin Man may not get a heart, but he is put on an OzCare waiting list and dies a few years later...still waiting.
The Scarecrow doesn't get a brain, but who do you think is Ozbama's Vice President?
The Lion never got courage because all 2nd amendment courage was confiscated by the govt and everyone lives in fear now...
Such is life in a liberal paradise.