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Re: I'm watching Pawn Stars on the History Channel...
« Reply #25 on: June 29, 2010, 04:19:59 PM »
Oh the swearing in our house when that guy brought that in shamed all of the deceased sailors in the world!  When someone brings in an heirloom to sell for some stupid reason I wanna strangle them.  Who the hell is that stupid except meth heads and gambling addicts?

Me thinks you have mated the hammer and the nail, from my experience with same.
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Re: I'm watching Pawn Stars on the History Channel...
« Reply #26 on: June 30, 2010, 01:25:04 AM »
Did ya see the one where the guy walked in with an ejection seat out of a frikkin' jet?! The thing had been sittin' in his living room armed for years! I found it amazing no one ever pulled the release!

Idiot: "Ya mean if we had pulled that, we would have shot thru the roof?"

Appraiser: "Probably about 450 feet!"

It's a wonder this guy was still alive! I know one of my buds would have done it during one of our beer drinkin' binges!
I fracking saw that episode and thought the same thing.

To extrapolate:

DUmmy: "hey dude, I just traded some weed for a box of live grenades!"
Hippie friend: "Let's try one. (As the bong begins to bubble), Pull the pin and toss it in the corner!"

(Off in the distance, a dog barks...)
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Re: I'm watching Pawn Stars on the History Channel...
« Reply #27 on: June 30, 2010, 10:44:41 AM »
I fracking saw that episode and thought the same thing.

To extrapolate:

DUmmy: "hey dude, I just traded some weed for a box of live grenades!"
Hippie friend: "Let's try one. (As the bong begins to bubble), Pull the pin and toss it in the corner!"

(Off in the distance, a dog barks...)

heh, heh! Certainly would have made a great episode of "Darwin's Greatest Hits"!
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Re: I'm watching Pawn Stars on the History Channel...
« Reply #28 on: August 24, 2010, 11:33:57 AM »
It looks like TLC (or some other cable channel) jumped on to the pawn shop reality show bandwagon.  These guys are really short on personality and a lot sketchier-looking.  I haven't watched much of it and can't remember the name.

Yesterday's episode had some girl bring in a bunch of  fancy (used) underwear to try and sell it.  The lady in charge wasn't having any of it. 
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Re: I'm watching Pawn Stars on the History Channel...
« Reply #29 on: August 24, 2010, 12:24:53 PM »
It looks like TLC (or some other cable channel) jumped on to the pawn shop reality show bandwagon.  These guys are really short on personality and a lot sketchier-looking.  I haven't watched much of it and can't remember the name.

Yesterday's episode had some girl bring in a bunch of  fancy (used) underwear to try and sell it.  The lady in charge wasn't having any of it.  

Yeah, it's on "True". The Pawn Shop is in Detroit. Now you know why the characters look "sketchier"!

They're tryin' to cash in on the idea A&E started with "Pawn Stars" in Vegas. It sucks! 2nd best never beats an original! Besides, they don't have "Chumley"!

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Yesterday's episode had some girl bring in a bunch of  fancy (used) underwear to try and sell it.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: I'm watching Pawn Stars on the History Channel...
« Reply #30 on: August 25, 2010, 09:24:11 AM »

ETA:
Yesterday's episode had some girl bring in a bunch of  fancy (used) underwear to try and sell it.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The allegedly fancy underwear was complete with pubes!
 "Hardcore Pawn" is the title, because stereotype joo bastage was taken?
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