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Re: Awwww, They Mentioned Us
« Reply #25 on: July 19, 2010, 07:35:45 AM »
Quote from: franksolich on July 18, 2010, 09:46:26 PM


When that happens, it reminds me of a frequent, uh, social problem I deal with around here, given that I can't hear.

Public restrooms have locks on them, and I've never seen a lock that didn't work.



Frank, 

Once, I stayed at a place that had a solution to that problem.  Instead of traditional stall doors, they had swinging doors, exactly like one would find going into an old saloon.  I would be careful about making sure my underwear are clean, though, when using this type of door contraption.  They are in plain sight, as well as anything else two inches below the knee. 

I mention the cleanliness caveat for the benefit of any primitives that may swim their way over here, since washing seems to be optional for them.   
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Re: Awwww, They Mentioned Us
« Reply #26 on: July 19, 2010, 07:42:13 AM »
Quote from: Ballygrl on July 18, 2010, 10:13:43 PM
Starry Messenger Frank, no idea who they are.

The startled message primitive who saluted me is probably an unterprimitiven; I never saw her before.

Of course, with 2,000 primitives on Skins's island, one can't keep track of all of them.

So most of them have to remain part of the faceless lynch mob, unless one of them does something especially outstanding, grabbing our attention.

A primitive has to be really distinctive, really remarkable, to catch franksolich's eye; time is too short to get familiar with all of them. 
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Re: Awwww, They Mentioned Us
« Reply #27 on: July 19, 2010, 07:58:19 AM »
Oh my.

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I know you are having fun with this but really giving them any attention what so ever is just really not worth it.

In case one hasn't remembered, the imperious primitive is a "regular" in the cooking and baking forum on Skins's island, buddy-buddy with Mrs. Alfred Packer, chummy-chummy with Doug's stupid ex-wife, and touchy-feely with the sparkling husband primitive.

franksolich quotes the imperious primitive quite often.

I suspect this campfire was doused by the imperious primitive out of sheer jealousy; that the imperious primitive's never even been nominated for the top primitives.

The imperious primitive used to be considerably overweight, but has dropped some.  I dunno how much; the imperious primitive's still pretty big, but not as big as she used to be.
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Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."

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Re: Awwww, They Mentioned Us
« Reply #28 on: July 19, 2010, 08:25:20 AM »
Whatta lotta nerve for Stinks to call himself the Primitive of the Year!  Wow, just wow. 

"I know you're having fun, but...."  Perfect illustration of the nanny state the liberal leftists love.  Cut that out, put that down, stop having fun. 
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Re: Awwww, They Mentioned Us
« Reply #29 on: July 19, 2010, 08:35:13 AM »
Actually, I'm surprised it got locked. I would have figured it would have been on the scase of Bush bashing discussion for them. I'm disappointed at the Imperious primitive's lack of bat shittery when it's usually in full force. A devoted DUmmy would have let the thread go.  :rotf:
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Re: Awwww, They Mentioned Us
« Reply #30 on: July 19, 2010, 03:24:45 PM »
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20. Yes I know that site and it is indeed creepy
 One of those guys was the one who started the website criticizing Andy Stephenson when he was dying of cancer.

They are truly basement dwelling despicable assholes.

And hey since they are probably reading this thread, here's a message for them:


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Re: Awwww, They Mentioned Us
« Reply #31 on: July 19, 2010, 03:42:32 PM »
I go away for a few days and all the fun breaks out.

Here's a call out to Anne Pritchett (That would be Proud2belib to you DUmbasses). Hey Anne!  :bigbird:
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Re: Awwww, They Mentioned Us
« Reply #32 on: July 19, 2010, 04:49:35 PM »
At times like these, when they are paying peak attention to us, I like to creep out one or two of the few hotties over there by planting in their head the image of my fat old conservative ass rubbing up on their naked bodies... Unfortunately, no bangable DUmmy chick comes to mind at the moment.
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Re: Awwww, They Mentioned Us
« Reply #33 on: July 19, 2010, 05:14:36 PM »
Quote from: Tucker on July 19, 2010, 03:42:32 PM
I go away for a few days and all the fun breaks out.

I almost missed it myself.

At 10:15 p.m., I had to go help the neighbor fix a broken fence; cattle were getting out.

This showed up only half an hour so so before then.

Something to keep in mind for the future: in every instance where the primitives on Skins's island have yelped at the caring tender attention we give them, it's always been circa 10:00 p.m. (central time).

I suspect the primitives wait until my fellow alum Skins is in bed before popping the topic.
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Re: Awwww, They Mentioned Us
« Reply #34 on: July 19, 2010, 09:10:56 PM »
This is now a DUmmie ALERT! on P-J Comix's most-excellent DUmmie FUnnies:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/bloggers/2554309/posts?page=52
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Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."

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Re: Awwww, They Mentioned Us
« Reply #35 on: July 19, 2010, 09:14:31 PM »
Way to go. :cheersmate:
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Re: Awwww, They Mentioned Us
« Reply #36 on: July 19, 2010, 09:21:47 PM »
Quote from: crockspot on July 19, 2010, 04:49:35 PM
At times like these, when they are paying peak attention to us, I like to creep out one or two of the few hotties over there by planting in their head the image of my fat old conservative ass rubbing up on their naked bodies... Unfortunately, no bangable DUmmy chick comes to mind at the moment.

I can think of tons of bangable DUmmie dudes-OH, you DIDN'T mean with a hammer?!  Carry on. :uhsure:

Um, in the interests of not giving any of these baby boy libs a nightmare that big ol' bad Bou will show up with a hammer-it's a joke.
For any of you really into the M part of SM, sorry, so sorry.
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Re: Awwww, They Mentioned Us
« Reply #37 on: July 19, 2010, 09:31:33 PM »
Quote from: Boudicca on July 19, 2010, 09:21:47 PM
I can think of tons of bangable DUmmie dudes-OH, you DIDN'T mean with a hammer?!  Carry on. :uhsure:

Um, in the interests of not giving any of these baby boy libs a nightmare that big ol' bad Bou will show up with a hammer-it's a joke.
For any of you really into the M part of SM, sorry, so sorry.

They wouldn't get offended by a hammer. It's one of the symbols on their flag.
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Re: Awwww, They Mentioned Us
« Reply #38 on: July 19, 2010, 09:36:24 PM »
Quote from: Tucker on July 19, 2010, 09:31:33 PM
They wouldn't get offended by a hammer. It's one of the symbols on their flag.

I hadn't thought of that.  :devious:  Guess going after them with a sickle is out as well.  You DO know how to spoil a girl's fun, ya know. :tongue:
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Re: Awwww, They Mentioned Us
« Reply #39 on: July 20, 2010, 12:50:11 AM »
That's OK Boudicca. You could always introduce them to your friends....

















Smith and Wesson. :-)
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Re: Awwww, They Mentioned Us
« Reply #40 on: July 20, 2010, 09:29:11 AM »
Quote from: Revolution on July 20, 2010, 12:50:11 AM
That's OK Boudicca. You could always introduce them to your friends....

















Smith and Wesson. :-)

OR my four furry doggies.  They're always a bit hungry. :drool:
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Re: Awwww, They Mentioned Us
« Reply #41 on: July 20, 2010, 09:34:28 AM »
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Re: Awwww, They Mentioned Us
« Reply #42 on: July 20, 2010, 10:10:27 AM »
Quote from: Boudicca on July 20, 2010, 09:29:11 AM
OR my four furry doggies.  They're always a bit hungry. :drool:

Sounds good, but the mess would be a little more wide spread. No need to punish public servants who'd have to clean up the mess.:-)
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