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Finally, the perfect soft boiled egg in 75 minutes (by MajorChode )
« on: June 10, 2010, 10:25:20 PM »
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Re: Finally, the perfect soft boiled egg in 75 minutes (by MajorChode )
« Reply #1 on: June 10, 2010, 10:30:15 PM »
Ewwwww, but I hate egg whites so running whites are horrible to me.
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Re: Finally, the perfect soft boiled egg in 75 minutes (by MajorChode )
« Reply #2 on: June 10, 2010, 10:36:49 PM »
Quote from: Ballygrl on June 10, 2010, 10:30:15 PM
Ewwwww, but I hate egg whites so running whites are horrible to me.

I agree --- runny egg whites are just gross.

It is hilarious to me me that they cook an egg for 75 minutes, chill it in the fridge, then microwave it.  DUmmies, for sure.
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Re: Finally, the perfect soft boiled egg in 75 minutes (by MajorChode )
« Reply #3 on: June 10, 2010, 10:43:49 PM »
Quote from: JLO on June 10, 2010, 10:25:20 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=236x77778  :hammer:  :banghead: :hyper: :-)
Holy crap!
Did you look at that 14 Encyclopedia Britannica volumes of information devoted to nothing much more than cooking an egg?

I can spend six minutes and a buck for a Burger King Double Cheese Burger using their drive through and never leave my car AND, no dishes to wash!
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Re: Finally, the perfect soft boiled egg in 75 minutes (by MajorChode )
« Reply #4 on: June 10, 2010, 10:49:13 PM »
Another food poisoning sous vide thread... I blame Food Network for this crap.

75 minutes for a stinkin' egg?  Lulz.
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Re: Finally, the perfect soft boiled egg in 75 minutes (by MajorChode )
« Reply #5 on: June 10, 2010, 11:30:49 PM »
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I put two of them in a small bowl with a little salt and pepper, then nuke it in the microwave till warm and serve with a toasted English muffin and some of my homemade yogurt.

Quote from: chris_ on June 10, 2010, 10:49:13 PM
Another food poisoning sous vide thread... I blame Food Network for this crap.

75 minutes for a stinkin' egg?  Lulz.

75 minutes. lol. He's not so much cooking the egg as incubating the salmonella into overcrowding.  :-)

Want to take bets on which gets him first? The egg or the homemade yogurt?  :hyper:
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Re: Finally, the perfect soft boiled egg in 75 minutes (by MajorChode )
« Reply #6 on: June 10, 2010, 11:32:56 PM »
He'll need a nice side of Mexican bathtub cheese to go with that.
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Re: Finally, the perfect soft boiled egg in 75 minutes (by MajorChode )
« Reply #7 on: June 10, 2010, 11:56:22 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on June 10, 2010, 11:32:56 PM
He'll need a nice side of Mexican bathtub cheese to go with that.

:lmao:

Now Now, you know darn well they could get E Coli from that LOL.
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Re: Finally, the perfect soft boiled egg in 75 minutes (by MajorChode )
« Reply #8 on: June 11, 2010, 02:19:46 AM »
75 minutes to cook an egg???

Do you know the freakin' CARBON FOOTPRINT they caused that THAT STUNT?

Planet rapists!! :practicepreach:
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Re: Finally, the perfect soft boiled egg in 75 minutes (by MajorChode )
« Reply #9 on: June 11, 2010, 04:35:30 AM »
Quote from: Ballygrl on June 10, 2010, 11:56:22 PM
:lmao:

Now Now, you know darn well they could get E Coli from that LOL.

Actually, the salmonella that are produced on a huge scale inside the egg would wipe out the E coli from the Mexican bathtub cheese--think "Mutually Assured Destruction."  So, it would be clean.

(Or something like that.)
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Re: Finally, the perfect soft boiled egg in 75 minutes (by MajorChode )
« Reply #10 on: June 11, 2010, 08:01:32 AM »
Frank needs to see this thread.

I loathe egg whites, too.  Remember the low-fat craze of years ago, when everyone was eating egg white omelets?  GAG.

Well, I rowed over to look at that thread, and my head exploded.  The endless discussion, the minute detail, aaaaagh I couldn't take it.

That Major Chode is the one who brines everything.  Everything out of his kitchen must taste like corned beef.  And he makes the looooooooooongest posts. 
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Re: Finally, the perfect soft boiled egg in 75 minutes (by MajorChode )
« Reply #11 on: June 11, 2010, 09:51:51 PM »
I've always been taught that uncooked egg white is like eatin' poison! If you're goin' to get food poisoning, that's about the fastest way to get it.

Eat 'em up DUmmies! Hell, drop by my house and I'll make ya a dozen!
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