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Beer Campaign Earns Disney's Wrath
« on: October 15, 2009, 04:22:16 AM »
Beer Campaign Earns Disney's Wrath
"Disney has more lawyers than GOD !"

"Ho White, New Jamieson's Raspberry Ale Pisses Disney off ."

BLOWING smoke rings as she lies back in bed with seven semi-naked dwarf's tucked alongside, it's Snow White like you've never seen before.

Now this risque version of the fairytale favourite, renamed "Ho White" to promote a local beer, has drawn the wrath of Disney.

The Jamieson's Raspberry Ale campaign, launched by brewers The Foundry online this week, features an adults-only take on the fairytale character, with dwarf's named Filthy, Smarmy and Randy replacing Sleepy, Happy and Doc.

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/beer-campaign-earns-disneys-wrath/story-e6freuy9-1225786860996

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Re: Beer Campaign Earns Disney's Wrath
« Reply #1 on: October 15, 2009, 09:46:45 AM »
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The new advertising campaign might look something like this:

Ho White - she'll do anybody of any color.
Ugly - His face will make a train take a dirt road, but it ain't so ugly "down south".
Freaky - He's into gerbils, menage a trois, and even has been known to get frisky with leprechauns.
Dodgy - Always looking for an angle, his creativity keeps Ho vewy, vewy satisfied.
Filthy - Not only is his body odorous, but his mind keeps Ho saying "OH!"
Smarmy - He's the connection.
Randy - Keeps Dodgy on his toes with his creativity, and also has been known for 197 "pops" on an all-nighter with Ho.
Dirty - Dirty is Filthy's younger brother. He's the next generation.
Dodgy - Works hand in hand with Smarmy in providing Ho and the boys some "tasty treats"

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